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New site? Maybe some day.
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jeepers... im in my cube laying hot eggs on my chair. I actually have to vacate the area as to not tear(g)ass everyone. |
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i do this on a regular basis |
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I crop dust on a regular basis as well. Usually the victims are my children. |
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yesterday was awful in my apartment, it's so small and i was dropping bombs every few minutes. |
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Already tested in Texas 2 months ago. Old news. |
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did you happen to drink a case of high life? that was my gaseous downfall this weekend. |
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It was all the eggs, tofu, and beans I consumed last night. |
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It was all the eggs, tofu, and beans I consumed last night. |
THAT sounds terrible. |
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It was awesome.
but I'm pretty sure my butthole was trying to turn my entire body inside out. |
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1 pack of diced potatoes.
1 pound of tofu
1 can of black beans
1 pack of fake sausage
1 ripe mango... See More
1 ripe avacado
1 small pepper
1 brocoli crown
some chopped onions
a handful of frozen peas.
fry potatoes and oil with no oil
mix in tofu and fry
mix in sausage and fry
mix in drained black beans/peas/pepper
fry a little and mix.
slightly mix in the avacados/mangos then put in a little water and put the brocolis on top, cover with a little hole for some steam to get out.
let cook til brocolis are steamed.
when I added the water, I also added some mango dressing. |
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Wow, that sounds wonderful. |
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Wow, that sounds 'orrible. |
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I crop dust all the time at work.. Unfortunately it fails EVERY time because of the air ducts on the kitchen line. I can't hear em but fuck some of them feel like I just shat a fickin 10 lb bomb! |
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Dude drop bombs on dogs, they love that shit |
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Reverand I fear for you, I was under the impression sausages were already fake... If so, I don't know what you're eating for sausages |
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this has to be dedicated to brad |
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this has to be dedicated to brad |
my butt thanks you sir |
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i bet Jesus farted a lot on the cross. |
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why don't you just log in, conservationist? |
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why don't you just log in, conservationist? |
pure sloth 100% guaranteed, my nilla
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Had 3 McDonalds double cheese burgers on the way to my part time job last night. Did nothing but rip ass the whole shift I was there. Nice and loud ones at that. |
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Could you taste them? A real fart you can taste on the air. |
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