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returntothepit >> discuss >> fart fart farty fart... fart by the_reverend on Jan 25,2010 9:32am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2010 9:32am
jeepers... im in my cube laying hot eggs on my chair. I actually have to vacate the area as to not tear(g)ass everyone.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 25,2010 9:45am
i do this on a regular basis



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 25,2010 9:50am
I crop dust on a regular basis as well. Usually the victims are my children.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 25,2010 10:35am
yesterday was awful in my apartment, it's so small and i was dropping bombs every few minutes.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 25,2010 11:02am
Already tested in Texas 2 months ago. Old news.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 25,2010 11:05am
did you happen to drink a case of high life? that was my gaseous downfall this weekend.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2010 12:50pm
It was all the eggs, tofu, and beans I consumed last night.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 25,2010 1:10pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
It was all the eggs, tofu, and beans I consumed last night.


THAT sounds terrible.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2010 1:11pm
It was awesome.


but I'm pretty sure my butthole was trying to turn my entire body inside out.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 25,2010 1:16pm
Hot Lunch!!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2010 1:19pm
1 pack of diced potatoes.
1 pound of tofu
1 can of black beans
1 pack of fake sausage
1 ripe mango... See More
1 ripe avacado
1 small pepper
1 brocoli crown
some chopped onions
a handful of frozen peas.

fry potatoes and oil with no oil
mix in tofu and fry
mix in sausage and fry
mix in drained black beans/peas/pepper
fry a little and mix.
slightly mix in the avacados/mangos then put in a little water and put the brocolis on top, cover with a little hole for some steam to get out.
let cook til brocolis are steamed.

when I added the water, I also added some mango dressing.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 25,2010 1:29pm
Wow, that sounds wonderful.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 25,2010 1:31pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Wow, that sounds 'orrible.



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jan 25,2010 1:32pm
I crop dust all the time at work.. Unfortunately it fails EVERY time because of the air ducts on the kitchen line. I can't hear em but fuck some of them feel like I just shat a fickin 10 lb bomb!



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jan 25,2010 1:33pm
Dude drop bombs on dogs, they love that shit



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jan 25,2010 1:34pm
Reverand I fear for you, I was under the impression sausages were already fake... If so, I don't know what you're eating for sausages



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 25,2010 1:35pm
this has to be dedicated to brad



toggletoggle post by Bradness nli at Jan 25,2010 5:58pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
this has to be dedicated to brad


my butt thanks you sir



toggletoggle post by Ass Hole at Jan 26,2010 11:38am
Rape the ass of Christ!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 26,2010 1:19pm
i bet Jesus farted a lot on the cross.



toggletoggle post by Christ! at Jan 26,2010 2:20pm
Ass%20Hole said[orig][quote]
Rape the ass of Christ!


why don't you just log in, conservationist?



toggletoggle post by Ass Hole at Jan 26,2010 9:57pm
Christ! said[orig][quote]
Ass%20Hole said[orig][quote]
Rape the ass of Christ!


why don't you just log in, conservationist?


pure sloth 100% guaranteed, my nilla




toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 27,2010 9:01am
Had 3 McDonalds double cheese burgers on the way to my part time job last night. Did nothing but rip ass the whole shift I was there. Nice and loud ones at that.



toggletoggle post by Ass Hole at Jan 27,2010 11:37am
Could you taste them? A real fart you can taste on the air.



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