And when they creep up your hoodie and get stuck there unappreciation. More at 11.

You don't appreciate farting? Fuck it, I love farting. It's other peoples farts that suck.
Fucking old people in the mall the other night- stale ass squeakers that made the whole shoe section smell. Who the fuck farts in the shoe section?

old people do

hahaha you don't fart in every section of every place you go? i do.

I do, but old people can't. They aren't allowed to fart.

one of my fondest memories from when i was a kid is how my Grandfather would fart almost constantly, and act like nothing was happening. they were huge rippers too.

Nah, like to fart, sweatshirt containment on the other hand.

whenever i help old ppl at work they rip serious ass and act like nothing happened

break on through to the other side

Speaking of sharting.. I hate those shits that never seem to end with one wipe..

I've been incorporating more fiber into my diet and I've been ripping some epic farts that trail into the sunset.

+1 Fiber.

I hate when they get trapped under my coat or hoodie and waft up more concentrated and powerful. My nose literally felt like it was burning once.

Get even. Fart back at old people. Especially when they are eating. They are already grouchy to begin with.

Gives them something else to bitch about.

i fart all day at work... i used to try to hide it or leave the area. now i do it on purpose

it's staggering how little fiber we get in our diets. one of the best tidbits of advice i ever learned was from Dick Halloran in The Shining.

"ya gotta keep regulah, if you wanna be happy".