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Rich Horror - "Blue Christmas"

Do you love the classic Elvis Presley song "Blue Christmas?" Does it warm your heart and not remind you of being berated by a large, angry man from New Bedford? Yes? Then we're very sorry.

This is - as the song states - the fuckin' Rich Horror show. The Rich Horror show is not for the weak of heart. Horror is threatening, disgusting and hilarious all at once. You get the sense that he might, at any time, hand you $1000 or break your arm for sport. The audience is a bunch of whores. He yells at you. He yells at his family. He yells at his skinny prick of a drummer. The guys in the control room, And oh yeah, Christmas. It brings out the best in all of us.

Plainly stated, you need to hear this song (and ostensibly, Mr. Horror's entire holiday album, if this is any hint). Horror basically rants for a little over two minutes as a solidly cheesy "Blue Christmas" backling track plays under his description of jerking off to "In Living Color" in his grandmother's living room. Yes. Now you get it. This really is the fuckin' Rich Horror show, and you better enjoy it or else, kid.