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returntothepit >> discuss >> JAN 15th-JAN18th ANAL CUNT/PANZERBASTARD TOUR by robing on Dec 17,2009 10:09pm
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toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 17,2009 10:09pm



toggletoggle post by beelze at Dec 17,2009 10:11pm
cool



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Dec 17,2009 10:42pm
i know for a fact that it will never happen because robin hates us, but we should open the boston show. just sayin...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 18,2009 12:05am
i should try for the portland show obviously.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2009 12:08am
Pretty sure the Boston show is full. Robin asked if we wanted to play it a while ago, but I'm pretty sure Seth & the band choose the openers for their shows, not any promoter's choice.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 18,2009 8:18am
FREE PIZZA AT THE BROOKLYN SHOW?? I'm in!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 18,2009 8:24am
FREE PIZZA AT THE BROOKLYN SHOW?? I'm in!



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 18,2009 12:29pm
Andrew I need your e-mail address. Also who the fuck thinks they SHOULD be on shows besides Dug? This is the gayest shit tour I've ever done and of course xgodzillax should be on it my bad.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 18,2009 12:30pm
I hope they're actually doing PoL songs.



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 18,2009 12:32pm
Thats all they are doing it's an LP release. Also e-mail me ammoniarecords@gmail for the secret show. There's futons there so you can make out with your dates. $2 beers and guest bartenders.



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 18,2009 12:33pm
FUKK is Jeff Hayward and Josh Martins Kiss cover band.



toggletoggle post by slar samuelson at Dec 18,2009 12:33pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
FREE PIZZA AT THE BROOKLYN SHOW?? I'm in!


and you were worried huh?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2009 2:52pm
Yeah, we just played there. They have pizzas at the bar and you get a free slice with every beer, regardless of the kind of beer.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Dec 18,2009 4:24pm
robing said[orig][quote]
This is the gayest shit tour I've ever done and of course xgodzillax should be on it my bad.



wow, i was just saying that we would love to play on that show which may have been typed in the wrong context, please excuse me for being far from grammatically perfect. but i guess me saying anything, whether it be good or bad will always give robin a reason to talk shit about the band im in or just me personally.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Dec 18,2009 5:00pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Yeah, we just played there. They have pizzas at the bar and you get a free slice with every beer, regardless of the kind of beer.


Free pizza? Thats going to ruin the scene!



toggletoggle post by are you going to slarborough fair? at Dec 18,2009 5:13pm
so, in what capacity is narragansett "sponsoring" this affair, im not saying i need hot towels, but free beer would be pretty sweet



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 18,2009 5:21pm
yeah



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2009 5:34pm
quintessence said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Yeah, we just played there. They have pizzas at the bar and you get a free slice with every beer, regardless of the kind of beer.


Free pizza? Thats going to ruin the scene!


Yeah, I was pissed. FUCK NEW YORK.



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 18,2009 7:11pm
YUH!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 19,2009 11:27pm
yuh



toggletoggle post by Death_Metal_Jim at Dec 19,2009 11:28pm
allright allright. (salt in the wound.)



toggletoggle post by Death_Metal_Jim at Dec 19,2009 11:39pm
AxCx myspace says 'record release'. i DID hear somewhere about a Picnic2.....i think.



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 22,2009 4:37pm
yuh



toggletoggle post by Josh Martin hates Xmas at Dec 24,2009 3:30pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Yeah, we just played there. They have pizzas at the bar and you get a free slice with every beer, regardless of the kind of beer.


Wow. That must be the worst pizza on the planet. And I've had pizza in Germany.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 24,2009 3:41pm
It was alright. Sort of like if Ellio's made pizza the normal way and not rectangular. But I figure pizza is like sex, even if it's really bad it's still pretty good.



toggletoggle post by slarchild at Dec 24,2009 4:46pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
pizza is like sex, even if it's really bad it's still pretty good.


words of wisdom lloyd, words. of. wisdom.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 24,2009 9:28pm
Are we in a pizza thrash band now?



toggletoggle post by slartimus pyle at Dec 24,2009 9:53pm
only if its an NS pizza thrash band,
cuz like, blacks and jews are like, totally bogus
white power brah! wheres the ale horn and the 'roni?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 24,2009 10:53pm
I had a too vivid dream of being outside Jarrod's in Attleboro with Keith trying to show him how to get online with his new cellphone while the rest of you were inside watching a Slayer tribute band, BTW



toggletoggle post by blesssed offal at Dec 24,2009 11:18pm
Death_Metal_Jim said[orig][quote]
AxCx myspace says 'record release'. i DID hear somewhere about a Picnic2.....i think.


i think theyre just reissuing picnic of love



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 24,2009 11:20pm
Ill reissue ya face



toggletoggle post by Josh Martin hates Xmas at Dec 25,2009 1:41pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
It was alright. Sort of like if Ellio's made pizza the normal way and not rectangular. But I figure pizza is like sex, even if it's really bad it's still pretty good.


I thought that was about beer, not pizza.

Anyways, fair warning to the guys in PB. I have a court date the day before this tour starts. 50/50 I'm gonna get locked up again and this "tour" will have to be postponed for a month or two. (don't ask for details, I got arrested on the way home from the Eyehategod show and just leave it at that)




toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 25,2009 2:54pm
dont go to court, turn yourself in after.



toggletoggle post by junkie killer at Dec 25,2009 3:01pm
Hhaha thats fuckin funny. Happy new year scumbag...



toggletoggle post by Tim28 at Dec 25,2009 3:38pm
That sucks Josh.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 25,2009 4:01pm
Shitty.



toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 30,2009 3:40pm
tour must go on.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Dec 30,2009 5:14pm
I'm waiting for the Josh to show up on an episode of Dog the Bounty hunter.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 30,2009 5:27pm
shit happens when you party naked



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 2,2010 1:14pm
top lets party!



toggletoggle post by Insulthatesyou at Jan 2,2010 2:15pm
Seth asked us to play the Boston show, we all were not available though .. Bummer



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 4,2010 3:05pm
top i'll post address for the party in everett soon. mos eisley studio if any of you know it.



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 5,2010 1:24pm
lets get tickets people!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 5,2010 1:37pm
junkie%20killer said[orig][quote]
Hhaha thats fuckin funny. Happy new year scumbag...


you suck. go die.



toggletoggle post by jvv at Jan 5,2010 2:26pm
PLAY RI!!!1



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 5,2010 2:47pm
tried to play RI but they showed no picnic of love. From the phoenix.....


Anal Cunt's hate-folk classic "Picnic of Love" gets vinyl re-release, tour
Published Dec 18 2009, 03:35 PM by Carly Carioli
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Back in 1998 -- back before the world had heard a peep from DEVENDRA BANHART, and ANAL CUNT was still the most vicious grindcore band on the planet -- A.C.'s Seth Putnam perpetrated one of the great metal jokes of all time. Rather than follow up with more music to disembowel puppies by, he wrote PICNIC OF LOVE, a note-perfect satire of love songs, soft balladry, folk music -- hell, a satire of the possibility of happiness itself. Delivered in a whispery falsetto backed by Neil Young-ish acoustic guitar, the songs are perhaps the most shocking thing the band has ever done.

Before and since, Anal Cunt were known mostly for their complete lack of decorum, so it's a minor miracle they had the discipline to carry out songs like "We're Saving Ourselves For Marriage," "In My Heart There's A Star Named After You," and the unforgettable "I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human" without breaking character. If, a decade later, Picnic of Love sounds like a cross between BON IVER and RAY LAMONTAGNE -- well, that's purely coincidental.

The Anal Cunt catalogue is never popular and almost always mostly out of print, so we're stoked that Seth has finally gotten around to bringing out Picnic of Love on vinyl -- the better for dusting off your record player, your father's dashiki, and some bad dope (all requirements for making it through this album without punching your lover, or yourself, in the face.)

In conjunction with the re-release, A.C. is hitting the road for a brief four-date tour during which Putnam will field the barely-ever-seen acoustic version of the band. Your choices include a gig at Church, in Boston, on January 18 2010, but something tells us the "secret party" in Everett is gonna be the one to see.

Of course, for all you losers without record players, PICNIC OF LOVE is already streaming on YouTube...



toggletoggle post by ouchies at Jan 5,2010 6:21pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
junkie%20killer said[orig][quote]
Hhaha thats fuckin funny. Happy new year scumbag...


you suck. go die.


yeah u suck. go die. addiction isnt a joke, and niether is gay dirtbag jailhouse assfucking. ok?



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic@coolidge at Jan 5,2010 6:34pm
robing said[orig][quote]
tried to play RI but they showed no picnic of love. From the phoenix.....


Anal Cunt's hate-folk classic "Picnic of Love" gets vinyl re-release, tour
Published Dec 18 2009, 03:35 PM by Carly Carioli
0



Back in 1998 -- back before the world had heard a peep from DEVENDRA BANHART, and ANAL CUNT was still the most vicious grindcore band on the planet -- A.C.'s Seth Putnam perpetrated one of the great metal jokes of all time. Rather than follow up with more music to disembowel puppies by, he wrote PICNIC OF LOVE, a note-perfect satire of love songs, soft balladry, folk music -- hell, a satire of the possibility of happiness itself. Delivered in a whispery falsetto backed by Neil Young-ish acoustic guitar, the songs are perhaps the most shocking thing the band has ever done.

Before and since, Anal Cunt were known mostly for their complete lack of decorum, so it's a minor miracle they had the discipline to carry out songs like "We're Saving Ourselves For Marriage," "In My Heart There's A Star Named After You," and the unforgettable "I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human" without breaking character. If, a decade later, Picnic of Love sounds like a cross between BON IVER and RAY LAMONTAGNE -- well, that's purely coincidental.

The Anal Cunt catalogue is never popular and almost always mostly out of print, so we're stoked that Seth has finally gotten around to bringing out Picnic of Love on vinyl -- the better for dusting off your record player, your father's dashiki, and some bad dope (all requirements for making it through this album without punching your lover, or yourself, in the face.)

In conjunction with the re-release, A.C. is hitting the road for a brief four-date tour during which Putnam will field the barely-ever-seen acoustic version of the band. Your choices include a gig at Church, in Boston, on January 18 2010, but something tells us the "secret party" in Everett is gonna be the one to see.

Of course, for all you losers without record players, PICNIC OF LOVE is already streaming on YouTube...


That's amazing!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2010 3:06pm
crap! I wanted to shoot the geno's show, but I feel like crap. the church is a monday show.



toggletoggle post by Alx at work at Jan 8,2010 3:38pm
rev's afraid of everett, pass it on



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 8,2010 4:15pm
oh I was sick. I thought that it was 1/15 when it was 1/8.



toggletoggle post by Josh is drunk on Cisco at Jan 10,2010 9:36am
Not gonna be in jail (at least not yet). The show goes on.

FUKK practiced last night. That Phoenix guy is right. Everett will be the show to see, for many reasons.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 10,2010 11:06am
Josh%20is%20drunk%20on%20Cisco said[orig][quote]
Not gonna be in jail (at least not yet). The show goes on.

FUKK practiced last night. That Phoenix guy is right. Everett will be the show to see, for many reasons.


the black man's wine, NICE!



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 12,2010 2:52pm
rev the maine show is this friday.



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 12,2010 2:52pm
FRI THRU MON!



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 13,2010 8:57am
top. friday night in portland, lets do a road trip.



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 14,2010 3:43pm
TOMORROW IN MAINE ROAD TRIP PEOPLE GONNA BE A FUN FRIDAY NIGHT!



toggletoggle post by Josh Cunt at Jan 14,2010 6:12pm
If anyone here is going to Portland, you might wanna get there early. Last time we played Genos it sold out.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 14,2010 6:16pm



toggletoggle post by slarthur conan doyle at Jan 14,2010 6:18pm
Poke out your eyes
And move to Portland
Kill your wife
And move to Portland
Burn down your home
And move to Portland
Come on everybody!
We're movin' to Portland



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 15,2010 4:45am
Tickets to the maine show are available til 4pm today @ www.rockonconcerts.com



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 8:10am
I'll be shooting the show tonight in maine.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 15,2010 8:40am
ouchies said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
junkie%20killer said[orig][quote]
Hhaha thats fuckin funny. Happy new year scumbag...


you suck. go die.


yeah u suck. go die. addiction isnt a joke, and niether is gay dirtbag jailhouse assfucking. ok?


You sound like addiction has had a very serious adverse effect on you.. was your father a junkie? Mother a crackhead? Or were they just drunks who beat you up?



toggletoggle post by slarthur conan doyle at Jan 15,2010 12:20pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I'll be shooting up at the show tonight in maine.


party



toggletoggle post by robing at Jan 15,2010 2:42pm
This is tonight @ GENO'S 525 Congress St. Portland Maine! 9pm doors



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 6:56pm
leaving in about 40 minutes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 8:28pm
wcyy is talking anout this. weird...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 8:38pm
i dont think 525 congress st exists. it jumps from 533 to 521.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 8:41pm
ok, it is 625 not 525



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 8:54pm
portland is awesome. genos is awesome.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 15,2010 9:24pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
portland is awesome. genos is awesome.


fact. I miss Portland alot, more than Weymouth



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 10:40pm
my cousin's resturant is a .1 mile walk from genos. this place is so nice and clean. im seeing people i havent seen in 2-3 years. it rules.

aok suicide forest was so heavy. they need to get on a metal thursday with black pyramid. that would rule.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 15,2010 11:32pm
brad, check out aok suicide. you will like them.

psycho started off with a thin crowd, but the placd filled in after a song or 2 even though ever single mic chord on that stage had to be changed. weird. johnny seemed to be more drunk than the rest of the band combined. two things i wanted
1) cody to be nude under his jacket
2) cody to say "this song is older than me" for shaved.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2010 1:40am
sorry keith, I know that you pretty yourself up for me when ever i shoot you guys, but I, like all photographers of the bastard, am here to shoot pictures of bobby. that was hands down the unexpectidly crazy crowd. the violence was second only to the cambridge elks lodge show they pllayed back when they played as many covers (mostly motorhead) as they did originals. top notch



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2010 3:12am
pictures.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jan 16,2010 9:08am

Amazing!



toggletoggle post by foghorn   at Jan 16,2010 9:42am
I missed this one? Shit! I want a copy of that vinyl. They played this set on my radio show last year and "My Woman, My Lover, My Friend" ended up on our 2009 comp. Love it! Thanks Josh/Seth.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Jan 16,2010 12:09pm
Wish I could have made it... Too poor. Good luck on mini tour and try not to OD



toggletoggle post by GUY at Jan 16,2010 1:20pm
where is the everett show??



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jan 16,2010 4:40pm
69 norman street



toggletoggle post by fatlingholocaust at Jan 16,2010 4:50pm
Hey thanks man! Last night was incredible. We (AoK) would love to do a metal Thursday. Northampton or? -Leif



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 16,2010 5:02pm
Metal Thursday is in worcester.

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 16,2010 5:46pm
I'm heading up there now.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jan 16,2010 5:53pm
When is this junk going down tonight? I'm thinking Anvil will get over relatively early, so perhaps I could swing this after.



toggletoggle post by Josh Cunt at Jan 17,2010 2:34pm
Going to see Pentagram at BB Kings before the show tonight. Yay.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jan 18,2010 9:26am
last night tonight!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2010 9:48am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2010 9:49am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2010 9:49am



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