post by rttp does craigslist at Dec 10,2009 1:07pm
I'm looking for a ghost.
Requirements: must be at least 200 years old (and on that, I'm not wavering). Must enjoy being stared at in amazement. Must have a translucent form. Must be male, and have a tragic past.
Bonuses: parasol, interest in necrophilia (because if you're hot, I'm opening your coffin and propping your dead form up with a broom.)
if this bitch is hot i'll go kill myself............................................ and wait another 175years................... and haunt the fuck outta that ass
