I got this e-mail from some russian bride site.

Hello, my gentleman!

Love: Two minds without a single thought.
I dream to find you again, my love. I know when I first see you, I will recognize you immediately, because I can remember us together in a distant place and time, though I do not know where or when. We were in a candlelight chamber, where the sweet scent of roses was wafting through the open windows, and tender music was played softly in the distance. Our hearts seemed to melt together http://love-entity.com/romanticyou/
I knew at once that I would love you forever and so I do. I just need to find you again wherever you are now.

Looking forward to get a letter from you
Ksenia




"where the sweet scent of roses was wafting through the open windows"

in soviet russia, scent of roses wafts through you

sexy?

I'll say.

very nice, how much?

Russians chicks will marry you and be your slave for 2 years until they get a green card... Wait I mean errrrr... Gotta go now

You are.... Mistarrr... Shahk?

just say smith, it doesnt matter, none of this matters

ahahah Tom, you beat me to it.

i hurt my neck for you.