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returntothepit >> discuss >> FOOTBALL RIFFS by CLOSET HOMO SEXUAL on Dec 8,2009 6:33pm
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toggletoggle post by CLOSET HOMO SEXUAL at Dec 8,2009 6:33pm
HI I AM A BRUTAL JOCK AND I NEED TO JOIN A METAL BAND IN WHICH I CAN PLAY OUT MY BRUTAL NECRO FOOTBALL RIFFS. I AM ALSO GAY SO MY JOCKNESS MIGHT RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT AN ELITIST HIPPIE.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 8,2009 6:34pm
you'll fit right in here, sir

may i direct you to our Pantera tribute page?



toggletoggle post by CLOSET HOMO SEXUAL at Dec 8,2009 7:13pm
I SUCK COCK TO HAVE MY RIFFS OF DOOM DISTRIBUTED BY JOCK LABELS. ONLY COCK SUCKING IS REAL. ONLY METAL JOCK ITCH IS REAL. ONLY THE IQ OF A METAL FAN IS LOW.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2009 7:56pm
I love when a song has a sweet football riff followed by a kickass clown riff.



toggletoggle post by John Madden at Dec 8,2009 8:01pm
This guy's ruining a perfectly good game of FOOTBALL!



toggletoggle post by ernie at Dec 8,2009 8:11pm
i like the sound of that



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2009 1:20am
I prefer bobsled riffs.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 8:17am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I prefer bobsled riffs.


I heard a Jamaican bobsled blackmetal band last week... Kinda weak.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2009 10:26am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I prefer bobsled riffs.


I heard a Jamaican bobsled blackmetal band last week... Kinda weak.


http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3540284194

lol



toggletoggle post by YUKON CORNELIUS W/ ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN at Dec 9,2009 10:29am
DIDN'T YOU HEAR? BUMBLE'S BOUNCE! COME OUT THE CLOSET SAYS SANTA!



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Dec 9,2009 10:44am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 10:58am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I prefer bobsled riffs.


I heard a Jamaican bobsled blackmetal band last week... Kinda weak.


http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3540284194

lol


tee hee



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 29,2009 7:07pm
I just looked up "football riffs" on Google and this was the first thing that came up.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 29,2009 7:48pm
John%20Madden said[orig][quote]
Now ya see, the troll is gonna come in at the top of your screen here and BAM he's gonna lay down some trolling that's been done 100 times before. He's gonna lose containment right here when he can't come up with anything worth reading, and then what you see at the bottom of the page here is people really quickly losing interest... BAM



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 30,2009 8:13am
more football-hockey riffs!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 30,2009 3:27pm
I'm listening to Brutal Truth while playing madden...does that mean they play football riffs?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Dec 30,2009 3:43pm
What if you like riffing on football teams?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 30,2009 3:47pm
i think we play curling riffs



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 30,2009 3:49pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i think we play curling riffs
that's funny cause HYEO plays synchronized swimming riffs



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 30,2009 3:56pm
i think a death metal winter olympics is in order



toggletoggle post by blue  at Dec 30,2009 5:47pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
I just looked up "football riffs" on Google and this was the first thing that came up.


I wouldve hoped that the Porphyria MySpace page would be number one.



toggletoggle post by CLOSET HOMO SEXUAL. at Dec 30,2009 9:44pm
FUCK YOU AND I SHRED ON YOUR FOOTBALL FACE WITH MY CRABCORE FOOTBALL JOCK RIFFS OF WITCHCORE



toggletoggle post by John Madden at Dec 30,2009 10:33pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
John%20Madden said[orig][quote]
Now ya see, the troll is gonna come in at the top of your screen here and BAM he's gonna lay down some trolling that's been done 100 times before. He's gonna lose containment right here when he can't come up with anything worth reading, and then what you see at the bottom of the page here is people really quickly losing interest... BAM


Shit, now football's really ruined. Who wants to play a game of chess instead?



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