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returntothepit >> discuss >> video of me kanye'ing the owner of newbury comics at the bma's last night by M.F.BASTARD on Dec 3,2009 7:40pm
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toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 7:40pm
@ 5:30 ...then he gets all tough-guy on me, absolutely fucking hilarious, and possibly one of the finer accomplishments of my young life


bennyhillifier




toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Dec 3,2009 7:43pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2009 7:44pm
HAHAHAHAH, he was PISSED.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 7:49pm
this is why our band is not welcome in polite society



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Dec 3,2009 7:50pm
what did you shout?
haha



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2009 7:52pm
Hahaha, better the 2nd time.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 7:59pm
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
what did you shout?
haha


"beyonce had the best video of all time!"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 3,2009 8:04pm
fuck off, asshole!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 3,2009 8:05pm
man, the owner of newbury comics is a jerk



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 3,2009 8:15pm
nobody who recognizes the greatness of boch is a jerk



toggletoggle post by frank_quintessence at Dec 3,2009 8:18pm
HAHAHAHA Marcus rules.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 3,2009 8:19pm
oh i just fast forwarded to 5:30. i dont even know why he was on stage haha



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Dec 3,2009 8:20pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2009 8:22pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
oh i just fast forwarded to 5:30. i dont even know why he was on stage haha


Yeah me too. No way I was listening to that schmuck with the moppy hair at the beginning.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 3,2009 8:35pm
quincy kheds aint got no time for no moppy hair guy



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Dec 3,2009 9:36pm
I'm a huge fan of how many times that guy says "fucking" to still seem relevant.




toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2009 9:39pm
I know...that was awkward.



toggletoggle post by Uncle Paulie 1%er at Dec 3,2009 10:38pm
Hehehehe... Nice job! ....Guy's ah fuckin dubbah



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 3,2009 10:47pm
haha well done.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 1:22am
I'm so proud.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 4,2009 9:08am
HAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

what a douche..."this isn't glass but it'll work"



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 4,2009 9:09am
btw does the guy being interviewed at around 3 minutes realize the current Boston Garden is not the same building as the one that existed in the 60s and 70s?



toggletoggle post by C.DeAd at Dec 4,2009 9:10am
Cringe worthy stuff. Your dork ass made him so uncomfortable. Most likely the best thing I have ever seen.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 4,2009 9:27am
I think it was andrew being there than he was looking uncomfortable about. I like how he flips his hair a bunch of times. nerd.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 4,2009 9:30am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I think it was andrew being there than he was looking uncomfortable about. I like how he flips his hair a bunch of times. nerd.
speaking of the hair thing, he looks like a guy who never grew out of his indie/emo stage growing up



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 4,2009 9:33am
he looks like someone that learned how to survive selling hornrimmedglasses and lunch boxes to buttholes.



toggletoggle post by Nick Watchmaker at Dec 4,2009 10:04am
wow dude your awesome! you said "beyonce got the best video ever" that shits deep bro! your just like kanye! you'll be remembered forever!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 4,2009 10:22am
IRL TROLL BASTARDS



toggletoggle post by love_is_a_fist at Dec 4,2009 10:59am
hahaha nice marcus



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 11:10am
this is great cause i just watched the fishsticks Southpark episode finally.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Dec 4,2009 11:36am
Not as funny as the free stylz at the end of that video.

White dudes are so gangsta.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 11:40am
haha an assualt charge? what a faggot



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 4,2009 11:49am
Funny part is, Marcus probably COULD sue him.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 12:07pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Funny part is, Marcus probably COULD sue him.


that would be amazing,
even though i would probably settle out of court for a lifetime supply of pop rocks and a few "you say im a bitch like its a bad thing" fridge magnets



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 12:13pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 4,2009 12:21pm
nick from watchmaker doesn't approve.

how did we get so close to the announcement people? I was so cocked from mixing free cans of Crunk with stolen vodka from one of the mini bars...all the shit on that video I barely remember....



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 12:30pm
yea andy, i was in the same boat, all i remember is swiping a beer when the bartender looked the other way and then swiftly walking in the opposite direction, upon what time i found myself standing next to the dude with the mic...
...had i know what he was actually annnouncing, i would have said something along the lines of, "BUT HERB CHAMBERS HAD THE BEST NEW ENGLAND AUTO SALES EMPIRE OF ALL TIME"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 4,2009 12:31pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
Funny part is, Marcus probably COULD sue him.


that would be amazing,
even though i would probably settle out of court for a lifetime supply of pop rocks and a few "you say im a bitch like its a bad thing" fridge magnets


Hey now, assert your self-worth and at least have them throw in some brass knuckle belt buckles and a Nightmare Before Christmas handbag.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2009 12:53pm
pam said[orig][quote]
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
Funny part is, Marcus probably COULD sue him.


that would be amazing,
even though i would probably settle out of court for a lifetime supply of pop rocks and a few "you say im a bitch like its a bad thing" fridge magnets


Hey now, assert your self-worth and at least have them throw in some brass knuckle belt buckles and a Nightmare Before Christmas handbag.


I wouldn't settle for anything less than a pair of Paul Frank bondage pants from Hootenany.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 4,2009 1:08pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]

...had i know what he was actually annnouncing, i would have said something along the lines of, "BUT HERB CHAMBERS HAD THE BEST NEW ENGLAND AUTO SALES EMPIRE OF ALL TIME"


lolzy. This is a monster win. It looked like Ernie Boch, for all the shit I give that guy, was the only one who had a sense of humor about it. Bochnagar lives.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 4,2009 1:09pm
EVERYTHING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 4,2009 1:15pm



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 4,2009 1:18pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]

...had i know what he was actually annnouncing, i would have said something along the lines of, "BUT HERB CHAMBERS HAD THE BEST NEW ENGLAND AUTO SALES EMPIRE OF ALL TIME"


lolzy. This is a monster win. It looked like Ernie Boch, for all the shit I give that guy, was the only one who had a sense of humor about it. Bochnagar lives.
ernie should've been in corpsepaint when he accepted that award.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 1:37pm
goddamnit now i have that fucking Kars for Kids song stuck in my head. DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 4,2009 2:33pm
Imma let you finish but Kars for Kids was the best Jew scam OF ALL TIME



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Dec 4,2009 2:34pm
I would do anything for Ernie Boch in corpsepaint



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 2:38pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
It looked like Ernie Boch, for all the shit I give that guy, was the only one who had a sense of humor about it. Bochnagar lives.


yea, i was honestly surprised at how ragingly butthurt the newbury dude was when i saw him later, he walked up to me all huffy and said something like "nobody makes ME look like an idiot" as he tried to pour my beer down my shirt or something, if i hadnt been so drunk or so swiftly escorted away from the scene i was gonna fire back with "of course not, those glasses/haircut combo makes you look like an idiot."



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 4,2009 2:39pm
Ernie Boch is a huge Zappa fan, apparently. When I saw Zappa plays Zappa a few years ago, he walked by and looked psyched as shit.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 2:39pm
P.S. can you get an assault charge for forcibly pouring beer on someone?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 4,2009 2:49pm
Probably.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 2:55pm
I'm so glad I never find myself in situations like this. All I do is make bad life choices and would have probably smashed my glass over his head to get out of letting him win the argument.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 4,2009 3:14pm
He gets to go home and tell his house keeper how he splashed some beer on a whipper snapper's shirt. You get to go on the internet and show the whole planet how you made a bunch of boring shit into something hilarious for a minute.

Who wins?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 3:15pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
He gets to go home and tell his house keeper how he splashed some beer on a whipper snapper's shirt. You get to go on the internet and show the whole planet how you made a bunch of boring shit into something hilarious for a minute.

Who wins?


AMERICA



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 4,2009 3:17pm
FUCK YEAH!



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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 3:32pm
I can't believe that Dreese Farnsworth is a real person's name. That's like someone's name being Jewbags McSavingsaccount



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 3:35pm
Oh, it isn't. Well, I wish it was.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 4,2009 3:36pm
C.DeAd said[orig][quote]


Hello Young Man, may I interest you in a used copy of Master of Puppets? Perhaps a 10 year old Pearl Jam pin that no one bothered to steal?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 3:42pm
steal this haircut



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toggletoggle post by robing at Dec 4,2009 6:30pm
best



toggletoggle post by johnvanveen at Dec 5,2009 6:49pm
shoulda did a rttp shout out



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 5,2009 8:01pm
I remember when I used to ride my bike in the early 90's to newbs to buy cheap punk eps.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 5,2009 8:03pm
when I say "ride my bike", I mean that I would ride from Derry, NH to the pheasant lane mall down 102 which means you have to ride across londonderry, hudson, and then to the otherside of nashua.



toggletoggle post by Cookie monster at Dec 5,2009 9:50pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
when I say "ride my bike", I mean that I would ride from Derry, NH to the pheasant lane mall down 102 which means you have to ride across londonderry, hudson, and then to the otherside of nashua.


good, here's a cookie for your accomplishments



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 6,2009 4:22am edited Dec 6,2009 4:23am



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 6,2009 8:21am
I love this thread.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2009 9:49am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2009 9:50am
Cookie%20monster said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
when I say "ride my bike", I mean that I would ride from Derry, NH to the pheasant lane mall down 102 which means you have to ride across londonderry, hudson, and then to the otherside of nashua.


good, here's a cookie for your accomplishments



I have pot cookies.



toggletoggle post by Martins the McDonalds Fat Boy at Dec 9,2009 9:57am
Martins said[orig][quote]
Ernie Boch is a huge Zappa fan, apparently. When I saw Zappa plays Zappa a few years ago, he walked by and looked psyched as shit.


ITT: More pointless information.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 9,2009 10:15am
Why would I quote myself telling me my information is pointless.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 9,2009 10:18am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I'm so glad I never find myself in situations like this. All I do is make bad life choices and would have probably smashed my glass over his head to get out of letting him win the argument.


This. That guy came across as such a douchebag blowhard -- he deserves being bottled.



toggletoggle post by Martins the McDonalds Fat Boy at Dec 9,2009 10:22am
Martins said[orig][quote]
Why would I quote myself telling me my information is pointless.


I'm you in an alternate universe. Only similarity is the Fat Boy pudge.

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toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 9,2009 10:24am
Haha, am I supposed to be offended? I got over being called fat in middle school dude lol



toggletoggle post by Martins the McDonalds Fat Boy at Dec 9,2009 10:25am
I can't tell me, how I'm supposed to feel or take that.






























































































..fat boy



toggletoggle post by Martins the Macdonalds Frat Boy at Dec 9,2009 10:26am
No cuz yous a frat boy. Yaaa dude where the closest 6 pack of keystone at???



toggletoggle post by Martins the 5th year senior at Dec 9,2009 10:29am
Hell yeah dude, natty ice, keystone light dude 30 raaaaax



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 9,2009 11:00am
Calling martins a frat boy is even dumber than calling him fat. Failtroll has failed.



toggletoggle post by menstral jockstrap ice cream social at Dec 9,2009 11:03am
you'd know best, thweety



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 9,2009 11:04am
hahahaha minstrel would have been better



toggletoggle post by slarticus at Dec 9,2009 11:06am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
I have pot cookies.


ooh, i want one, or three



toggletoggle post by slarticus at Dec 9,2009 11:08am
Martins said[orig][quote]
hahahaha minstrel would have been better


minstrel sweatshop dickshow



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 9,2009 11:10am
minestrone swarthy distro



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 9,2009 11:11am
menopausal sneaker ball



toggletoggle post by minestrone clown hat dinner formal at Dec 9,2009 11:12am



toggletoggle post by slarticus at Dec 9,2009 11:16am
that chick can fart florida all over my balls any day of the week

manstroller sweaterpenis dicks n ho's



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