@ 5:30 ...then he gets all tough-guy on me, absolutely fucking hilarious, and possibly one of the finer accomplishments of my young life


bennyhillifier

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAH, he was PISSED.

this is why our band is not welcome in polite society

what did you shout?
haha

Hahaha, better the 2nd time.

"beyonce had the best video of all time!"

fuck off, asshole!

man, the owner of newbury comics is a jerk

nobody who recognizes the greatness of boch is a jerk

HAHAHAHA Marcus rules.

oh i just fast forwarded to 5:30. i dont even know why he was on stage haha

LOL

Yeah me too. No way I was listening to that schmuck with the moppy hair at the beginning.

quincy kheds aint got no time for no moppy hair guy

I'm a huge fan of how many times that guy says "fucking" to still seem relevant.

I know...that was awkward.

Hehehehe... Nice job! ....Guy's ah fuckin dubbah

haha well done.

I'm so proud.

HAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

what a douche..."this isn't glass but it'll work"

btw does the guy being interviewed at around 3 minutes realize the current Boston Garden is not the same building as the one that existed in the 60s and 70s?

Cringe worthy stuff. Your dork ass made him so uncomfortable. Most likely the best thing I have ever seen.

I think it was andrew being there than he was looking uncomfortable about. I like how he flips his hair a bunch of times. nerd.

speaking of the hair thing, he looks like a guy who never grew out of his indie/emo stage growing up

he looks like someone that learned how to survive selling hornrimmedglasses and lunch boxes to buttholes.

wow dude your awesome! you said "beyonce got the best video ever" that shits deep bro! your just like kanye! you'll be remembered forever!

IRL TROLL BASTARDS

hahaha nice marcus

this is great cause i just watched the fishsticks Southpark episode finally.

Not as funny as the free stylz at the end of that video.

White dudes are so gangsta.

haha an assualt charge? what a faggot

Funny part is, Marcus probably COULD sue him.

that would be amazing,
even though i would probably settle out of court for a lifetime supply of pop rocks and a few "you say im a bitch like its a bad thing" fridge magnets

hahahaha

nick from watchmaker doesn't approve.

how did we get so close to the announcement people? I was so cocked from mixing free cans of Crunk with stolen vodka from one of the mini bars...all the shit on that video I barely remember....

yea andy, i was in the same boat, all i remember is swiping a beer when the bartender looked the other way and then swiftly walking in the opposite direction, upon what time i found myself standing next to the dude with the mic...
...had i know what he was actually annnouncing, i would have said something along the lines of, "BUT HERB CHAMBERS HAD THE BEST NEW ENGLAND AUTO SALES EMPIRE OF ALL TIME"

Hey now, assert your self-worth and at least have them throw in some brass knuckle belt buckles and a Nightmare Before Christmas handbag.

I wouldn't settle for anything less than a pair of Paul Frank bondage pants from Hootenany.

lolzy. This is a monster win. It looked like Ernie Boch, for all the shit I give that guy, was the only one who had a sense of humor about it. Bochnagar lives.

EVERYTHING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

ernie should've been in corpsepaint when he accepted that award.

goddamnit now i have that fucking Kars for Kids song stuck in my head. DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT

Imma let you finish but Kars for Kids was the best Jew scam OF ALL TIME

I would do anything for Ernie Boch in corpsepaint

yea, i was honestly surprised at how ragingly butthurt the newbury dude was when i saw him later, he walked up to me all huffy and said something like "nobody makes ME look like an idiot" as he tried to pour my beer down my shirt or something, if i hadnt been so drunk or so swiftly escorted away from the scene i was gonna fire back with "of course not, those glasses/haircut combo makes you look like an idiot."

Ernie Boch is a huge Zappa fan, apparently. When I saw Zappa plays Zappa a few years ago, he walked by and looked psyched as shit.

P.S. can you get an assault charge for forcibly pouring beer on someone?

Probably.

I'm so glad I never find myself in situations like this. All I do is make bad life choices and would have probably smashed my glass over his head to get out of letting him win the argument.

He gets to go home and tell his house keeper how he splashed some beer on a whipper snapper's shirt. You get to go on the internet and show the whole planet how you made a bunch of boring shit into something hilarious for a minute.

Who wins?

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH!

I can't believe that Dreese Farnsworth is a real person's name. That's like someone's name being Jewbags McSavingsaccount

Oh, it isn't. Well, I wish it was.

Hello Young Man, may I interest you in a used copy of Master of Puppets? Perhaps a 10 year old Pearl Jam pin that no one bothered to steal?

steal this haircut

best

shoulda did a rttp shout out

I remember when I used to ride my bike in the early 90's to newbs to buy cheap punk eps.

when I say "ride my bike", I mean that I would ride from Derry, NH to the pheasant lane mall down 102 which means you have to ride across londonderry, hudson, and then to the otherside of nashua.

good, here's a cookie for your accomplishments

I love this thread.

I have pot cookies.

ITT: More pointless information.

Why would I quote myself telling me my information is pointless.

This. That guy came across as such a douchebag blowhard -- he deserves being bottled.

I'm you in an alternate universe. Only similarity is the Fat Boy pudge.

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Haha, am I supposed to be offended? I got over being called fat in middle school dude lol

I can't tell me, how I'm supposed to feel or take that.






























































































..fat boy

No cuz yous a frat boy. Yaaa dude where the closest 6 pack of keystone at???

Hell yeah dude, natty ice, keystone light dude 30 raaaaax

Calling martins a frat boy is even dumber than calling him fat. Failtroll has failed.

you'd know best, thweety

hahahaha minstrel would have been better

ooh, i want one, or three

minstrel sweatshop dickshow

minestrone swarthy distro

menopausal sneaker ball

that chick can fart florida all over my balls any day of the week

manstroller sweaterpenis dicks n ho's