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returntothepit >> discuss >> THE REV. by Murph on Nov 18,2009 7:01pm
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by Murph  at Nov 18,2009 7:01pm
Congrats, good sir.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 18,2009 7:01pm
I second that motion. Congrats.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 18,2009 7:10pm
Word to the mother.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 18,2009 7:30pm
pics or it didn't happen...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 18,2009 7:30pm
yeah.. the whole time all I could think about was eating chips and salsa. weird... I mentioned it like 20 million times.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 18,2009 7:31pm
and congratulations!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 18,2009 7:34pm
So I take it your show attendance is gonna drop a bit?



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 18,2009 7:38pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
So I take it your show attendance is gonna drop a bit?


I was about to ask that too...



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 18,2009 7:38pm
what happened?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 18,2009 7:39pm
Papa Pepelis, nuff said.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 18,2009 7:40pm
OH SNAP! congrats dude!!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 18,2009 7:42pm
Congrats, Aaron and Carina!
Welcome to the daddy club, rev.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 18,2009 7:44pm
bring the kid to shows! haha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 18,2009 7:52pm
I'll babysit.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 18,2009 7:54pm
Rich Horror sings your holiday favorites, and babysits now too!



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 18,2009 7:54pm
btw, what's the name?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 18,2009 7:54pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I'll babysit.


You do know that babysitting means to watch over and care for the baby and not to actually SIT on the baby, yes?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 18,2009 7:55pm
No it doesn't.

Child rearing means anal sex with toddlers.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Nov 18,2009 8:07pm



toggletoggle post by g at Nov 18,2009 8:13pm
The hell am i looking at?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 18,2009 8:27pm
Ostelio m pepelis
6:17pm
7.13lb
20.5"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 18,2009 8:29pm
The kid isn't a week old and is already on Facebook. HIPSTER



toggletoggle post by Death_Metal_Jim at Nov 18,2009 8:32pm
congrats dude! get a headstart and get some headphones on that kid now!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 18,2009 8:36pm
i call bullshit.

boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
pics or it didn't happen...



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2009 9:04pm
no fuckin way.



toggletoggle post by MonikaLOVE  at Nov 18,2009 9:23pm
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 18,2009 9:26pm
M? just M, Like Homer J Simpson? cool name.
Hope Mom and baby are happy and healthy, just do whatever she asks for the first 6 months and you'll be fine



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 18,2009 9:32pm
He put a baby in there and took a baby out!
BTW, is Ostelio a boy or girl name?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 18,2009 9:35pm
Congrats dude!



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 18,2009 9:37pm edited Nov 18,2009 9:38pm
Congratulatio



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 18,2009 9:53pm
Dankill said[orig][quote]
He put a baby in there and took a baby out!
BTW, is Ostelio a boy or girl name?


Boy.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICTURES?



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 18,2009 10:10pm
Congrats man! Your life will change drastically, for the good.

But I thought you hate kids and people that have kids?



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 18,2009 10:11pm
aril said[orig][quote]
Congrats man! Your life will change drastically, for the good.

But I thought you hate kids and people that have kids?


The Reverend is an emigma wrapped in a conundrum



toggletoggle post by Ostelio m pepelis at Nov 18,2009 10:20pm
LOL HEY GUYS! IMMA TAKE OVER DA RADIO SHOW NOW. NICE TO MEET YOU. WHERE DA CLOSEST TACO BELL AT?



toggletoggle post by yoyo is ghey at Nov 18,2009 10:38pm
BUMP



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 18,2009 10:43pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE PEPELIS/MASTRICOLA!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 18,2009 10:45pm
Did you get a new dog?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 18,2009 10:46pm
Congrats. Better you than me.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 18,2009 10:59pm
why was he not named RTTP Jr.?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 18,2009 11:08pm
he's crappy little green taco bell. I already told him all the life lessons he needs, "never trust girls". the problem is that I don't yet know how to spell the middle name. His name is my great-grandfather's name... but he didn't speak english so there are 4 spellings so far that I've found.
1) naturalization papers: Matousas
2) marriage papers: Matausas
3) my grandfather's birth cert: Mateusch
4) random document: Mathew



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 18,2009 11:13pm
look up Greek pronunciations.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 18,2009 11:14pm
I'd go with the birth certificate.



toggletoggle post by tramplethweak at Nov 19,2009 12:12am
congrats man!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 1:09am
not Greek. Lithuanian.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 1:21am
finally home... drinking port wine and eating for the first time today.



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Nov 19,2009 1:51am
sweet bang dude



toggletoggle post by Lon_Chaney at Nov 19,2009 2:03am
congratulations



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Nov 19,2009 4:09am
Congratulations!


1) naturalization papers: Matousas
2) marriage papers: Matausas
3) my grandfather's birth cert: Mateusch
4) random document: Mathew


I'd go with option #2. Option #3 appears to be a Germanicization, and option #1, an Anglicization. Either that or "Mateo" of course.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 19,2009 5:05am
Congratulations indeed, Aaron and Carina



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 19,2009 6:37am



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 19,2009 9:26am
Was it a boy, girl, or a Rich Horror?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 19,2009 9:27am
Congrats you sexy beast you, i bet you'll be a good dad.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 19,2009 9:29am
grats rev!
i just have one question...
how is babby formed?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 19,2009 9:37am
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 19,2009 9:38am
But yeah, congratulations.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 19,2009 9:50am
ITT: The Rev feeling like a virile manly man for creating life with his wiener.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2009 10:00am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Ostelio m pepelis
6:17pm
7.13lb
20.5"
is his nickname going to be osty?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 19,2009 10:02am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Ostelio m pepelis
6:17pm
7.13lb
20.5"
is his nickname going to be osty?
I was thinking Ozzy?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 19,2009 10:04am
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

brian_dc said[orig][quote]
But yeah, congratulations.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2009 10:22am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Ostelio m pepelis
6:17pm
7.13lb
20.5"
is his nickname going to be osty?
I was thinking Ozzy?


osteliopepelis all put together looks like osteoporosis at first glance. that would be a cool nickname.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 19,2009 10:28am
woa congrats hippy daddy



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 19,2009 10:30am
i thought RTTP was your babby?

HOW IZ BABBY FORMED??!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 19,2009 10:31am
and obligatory congrats of course



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Nov 19,2009 11:17am
Holy shit!

Congratulations to you both. Good stuff.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 11:44am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Congratulations!


1) naturalization papers: Matousas
2) marriage papers: Matausas
3) my grandfather's birth cert: Mateusch
4) random document: Mathew


I'd go with option #2. Option #3 appears to be a Germanicization, and option #1, an Anglicization. Either that or "Mateo" of course.

I think that #3 was his lithuanian accent trying to say "Mathews" and it was written Mateusch. My mom looks up Matthew in Lithuania and it's Matas. argh!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 11:45am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
how is babby formed?
One of the first things I said to him.



toggletoggle post by gslice at Nov 19,2009 12:48pm
CONGRATS!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 19,2009 1:03pm
wait, Carina was preggo? how can this be the first time i heard of this? very clandestine. well done good sir, well done.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2009 1:24pm
i didn't realize she was pregnanto until 2 or 3 months ago. there weren't too many hints of it on this website and i don't think the reverend mentioned it once on here or his facebook.

i think i realized it after carina made the post on here about getting pulled over by a cop and telling the cop she was pregnant. at first i thought she meant she had a pregnant woman in the car with her, then i eventually realized she was talking about herself.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 19,2009 2:05pm
Wow, when did this happen!? Congratulations man!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 19,2009 2:08pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i didn't realize she was pregnanto until 2 or 3 months ago. there weren't too many hints of it on this website and i don't think the reverend mentioned it once on here or his facebook.

i think i realized it after carina made the post on here about getting pulled over by a cop and telling the cop she was pregnant. at first i thought she meant she had a pregnant woman in the car with her, then i eventually realized she was talking about herself.


+1 for all of this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 3:44pm
funniest thing, conservatist knew before all, but maybe pam



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 19,2009 3:52pm
no, funniest thing is that you have to raise a child.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 19,2009 4:05pm
how's that funny?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 19,2009 4:09pm
I'm not in a rush with the whole kids thing. But Aaron got to say "How is babby formed?" to his own child.

That's pretty excellent. I'm willing to put up with ages 12-20 to have that.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2009 5:11pm
raising a kid is funny. kids do funny things every day. i guarantee when i get home tonight my daughter will do something that makes me laugh.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 19,2009 6:51pm
Wow, congrats Rev...I had no idea. I have a 2 year old and we just found out that my wife is pregnant with a little girl.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 19,2009 6:54pm
is he uploading photos yet lol... should make this a show thread



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 8:13pm
Joke's on me, I guess.
he's kind of boring.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 19,2009 8:16pm
when's he getting his first camera?



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 19,2009 8:16pm
awww dudeeee the internet is forever mannn dont ferget



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 19,2009 8:17pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
raising a kid is funny. kids do funny things every day. i guarantee when i get home tonight my daughter will do something that makes me laugh.


haha the best is when they're around 3 1/2 and say funny shit all the time.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2009 8:25pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
when's he getting his first camera?
Already got it thanks to Todd from heavy metal source.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Nov 19,2009 9:32pm
May this one have better spelling skills.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Nov 19,2009 9:36pm
he needs an official portrait







in front of marduk



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 19,2009 9:39pm
blue said[orig][quote]
May this one have better spelling skills.


backed.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2009 9:40pm
ostelio already has better spelling skills.



toggletoggle post by Boston Metal fan at Nov 19,2009 9:47pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
ostelio already has better spelling skills.


nigga please. dwyer already gave me a lesson, bitch!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2009 9:48pm
ok, good.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 20,2009 1:01am
POSTING IN A THREAD



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 20,2009 2:20am





toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 20,2009 2:21am



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 2:21pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
funniest thing, conservatist knew before all, but maybe pam


I believe Carina said, when she told me, that she didn't post anything here because you were all "a bunch of assholes".



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 2:21pm
Also wtf pictures.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 20,2009 2:24pm
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
funniest thing, conservatist knew before all, but maybe pam


I believe Carina said, when she told me, that she didn't post anything here because you were all "a bunch of assholes".


That doesn't sound like us, she must be talking about a different gang of rapists.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 2:25pm
aril said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
raising a kid is funny. kids do funny things every day. i guarantee when i get home tonight my daughter will do something that makes me laugh.


haha the best is when they're around 3 1/2 and say funny shit all the time.


Zoe was AWESOME at that age. Especially when she'd drop stuff and say "Oh sit".

Aiden is talking in baby Chinese non stop right now. This shit never stops being hilarious.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 20,2009 2:28pm
skye is talking in baby chinese and saying "shit" right now. she points at stuff and says something in baby chinese, then gives me a pissed off look when i don't know what she's talking about.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 20,2009 2:33pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
funniest thing, conservatist knew before all, but maybe pam


I believe Carina said, when she told me, that she didn't post anything here because you were all "a bunch of assholes".


That doesn't sound like us, she must be talking about a different gang of rapists.


hahaahahaha



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 2:37pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
skye is talking in baby chinese and saying "shit" right now. she points at stuff and says something in baby chinese, then gives me a pissed off look when i don't know what she's talking about.


Yeah Aiden cusses me out in baby chinese until I figure out what the fuck he's talking about. Kid needs to speak fucking english or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 20,2009 3:24pm
Aaron -

You can have my old dreadlocks to give your kid if you like



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 20,2009 5:32pm
wow. so its not a hoax then. Go you! I also have an Aidan pam.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 5:34pm
yummy said[orig][quote]
wow. so its not a hoax then. Go you! I also have an Aidan pam.


Pics or you're lying.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 20,2009 5:40pm
take my word for it or GTFO



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2009 5:45pm
NOOOOOOO SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW ME FUCKING BABY PICTURES



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 20,2009 5:51pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 21,2009 3:32pm

there



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 21,2009 3:42pm
WAKE UP



j/k (awwwwwwwww...)



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 21,2009 4:47pm edited Nov 21,2009 4:47pm
I'm doing all the expected girl squealing over here. He's so cuuuuuute!!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2009 5:01pm
very cute



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic@coolidge at Nov 21,2009 5:36pm
succubus said[orig][quote]

there


holy shit! He already have the Rev's camera stance! haha

cute too!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2009 6:08pm
well, he's no puppies. He keeps falling asleep on my stomach and then the dueling smothers yell at me. He's been home for 5hrs and I've successfully fallen asleep with him on me twice.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Nov 21,2009 7:10pm
What an awesome kid! Congratulations man!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 22,2009 1:06am
Looks like he's already pounding his fist in the picture. Gonna be a good kid.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Nov 22,2009 1:47am
congrats! looks like quite a handsome lil gentleman



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 22,2009 1:58am
Big hands.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 22,2009 2:20am
Woah....it's....real....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2009 3:13am
carina lost us the exclusive deal we had. damn it. man, i dont even like cleaning the poop off my own balls let alone someone else's who isnt paying me for the service.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 22,2009 11:28am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
carina lost us the exclusive deal we had. damn it. man, i dont even like cleaning the poop off my own balls let alone someone else's who isnt paying me for the service.


Get used to it, sucker.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 22,2009 12:39pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
carina lost us the exclusive deal we had. damn it. man, i dont even like cleaning the poop off my own balls let alone someone else's who isnt paying me for the service.
i hope he pisses in your eye for that comment.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Nov 22,2009 12:55pm
he's adorable guys! congrats!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 22,2009 2:19pm
I hope I'm able to catch the moment he pees on Aaron on film. LOL



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 22,2009 2:28pm
aaron's face will look like this: Ô_Ô



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Nov 22,2009 2:32pm
you more likely have more a chance of catching baby barfing on daddy. those are just as funny too though carina : )



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2009 3:22pm
Refuses to ride a bike.
Can't catch a ball.
WTF!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 22,2009 3:23pm
Time to take him back to the store and get a refund.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2009 3:40pm
I asked. I thought I signed something that said we had 60 days, but when I asked on the way out they just laughed at me :(.



toggletoggle post by MonikaLOVE  at Nov 22,2009 5:37pm
succubus said[orig][quote]

there



SO CUTE!!!!
I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 23,2009 12:47pm
Well god damn. Nothing fancy to say here, just congrats.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 24,2009 11:33am
I meant to knit this little sprog something. I think I will.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2009 12:46pm
pam said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
funniest thing, conservatist knew before all, but maybe pam


I believe Carina said, when she told me, that she didn't post anything here because you were all "a bunch of assholes".


I'm shocked and appalled. But in the interest of the baby, Uncle Mike has made him his first mobile.




toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 12:48pm
Lol @ bushwick.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 25,2009 10:11am
HAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 25,2009 12:33pm
NDS MOAR ANNABELLE LOTUS



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 25,2009 3:42pm
Ma_Dukes said[orig][quote]
you more likely have more a chance of catching baby barfing on daddy. those are just as funny too though carina : )

as a matter of fact..this happened today!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 25,2009 4:01pm
that explains revs negative attitude



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Nov 25,2009 4:02pm
TONY!!!



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