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I think Composted, In The Shit and all other bands that don't speak with a ridiculous Boston accent should start paying Skater Jon for posing so hard.

Hahahah that's awesome

For those of you who are in text mode, the front of the shirt is just the Composted logo and the back of the shirt says:

SUPREME PUTRID CORPSEBLASTING OVERLORDS OF WIGGED-OUT BUTTGRINDING SLAMGASMIC GORETALITY THROUGH INFINITE UNNECESSARY VERNACULAR OF EXTREME PERVERSE SUFFERING AND ENGORGINGLY BRUTAL SICKNESS KHED

Pose hard or go home.

I think you should get raped by an armadillo

Can't rape the willing.

Been there.

I told him about these shirts at whatever show Mark first told me about them, and they do have the Skater Jon seal of approval.

I'll have to make sure a Skater Jon Seal of Approval goes on the back of the shirt underneath "khed."

the khed is the best part.... nice job schnookums.

LOLZ

composted: 10% slam, 90% thinking of ridiculous shit to put on shirts. brava my good sir brava! haha

We'll have 17 more shirt designs that no one except for us and a few people on this board like before we put out our 2010 promo.

In 2011.

we can try to think of a way to fit a t-shirt into a cd case and say its our 2010 promo. "here kids, put this on your ipod. . .cocks and stuff."

I think our 2010 promo should actually be called the 1992 promo, cuz why the fuck not?

yeah i really cant see a reason why not.

I thought we were going to call our next CD "Composted. 3 way split CD".

It's a done deal.

"1992 3 way split promo CD"

1992 3 way split promo sampler CD greatest hits.

Perfect. The cover should be a picture of Michael Jackson.

can we photoshop long hair and long sleeve cannibal corpse t-shirts over our elementary school pictures?

I'm going to give you one guess as to what my answer would be for that, Dave.

ITT: Composted merch chat room. Members only.

Where's boxxy?

ummm ummm ummm south dakota? FUCK. i hate tests

Soooo close, it was NORTH Dakota.

The real boxxy actually lives in Roseville, CA.

I really want to get composted on a pop-punk show for the lulz

DO IT. I'm dead serious.

I'll work on it

I'd buy eleventy billion of that shirt.




Or just one.

I GET IT. THATS FUNNY.

Whoever voted that this is too brootal is a fucking pussy and should play guitar for that christcore band someone's trying to start.

i would be in attendance for this shit show

LMAO absolute genius

I will definitely by one of these shirts. I also still need a cd, so if you get these shirts made I'll buy both at once.

I might as well start a pre-order for these mothafucks. Whoever wants one, send $13 (S & H included) via PayPal to mrichardsart@gmail.com with your size. The faster everyone sends money, the faster these will get made. You'll get some goodies too!

Greg, we do indeed still have CDs, so if you decide to pre-order a shirt, just add on $5.

I'll get to it later tonight mang.

Sweet deal, thank you kind sir.

Fuck it I'll do it now if I can remember my paypal password.

$18 has been sent your way good sir.

Awesome, thanks man. I'll ship everything out when these are donezo.

I don't have a CD yet because I left the ones you gave me at Robin's house and now they're gone. Also give me a shirt for free.

Shit, I forgot to give you new CDs. Give me free money.

GIVE ME MISSISSIPPI FUNBUCKS

I have no funbucks. I am bankrupt.

:(

do you accept schrutebucks?

No, Schrutebucks are only worth 1/100 of a cent.

Bump.

mark.. do you have any 'omar the tent maker' sizes available as i am a portly young husky lad.

Whatever size you need I can get.

I'll take one of these shirts sir, stop by my house after/before work one of these days and i'll pay you for it.

no homo, right?

right! sorry, i shoulda clarified.

trust me, i wouldn't get mouth cancer for a fucking t-shirt.







lulz

beautiful

Jim what's the matter with a little mouth cancer? I'll let you know when I'm parking at your place and we'll figure it out.

Mark I'll mp you later with my address and shirt size.

Killer, want now.

i want one!

Whoever wants one, follow the pre-order instructions! Chances are there are only going to be a small handful made in addition to the pre-orders.

you may have invented the new dictionary for future "wigger slam" bands, all thats left is a wigger slam logo to be made

reminds me of this





only brutal-er

Bump for brutal dildos.

That should be the front, just with a FIRIN MAH LAZER face over it.

Haha, maybe that'll make a good 2nd edition.

Bump. Order goes in Monday for only 25 shirts, so anyone else who wants to pre-order one has to do it naaooowwww.

could've used a 'guy' in there

I won't buy this because mark is gay.

:(

Agree, guy.

Having guy in there would take away from khed. Amatuers.

i believe dood khed guy was tossed around during the original brainstorming process

ATTN: People that pre-ordered shirts that did not receive them at the show this past Saturday...shirts are in the mail.

i got my shirt.. love it khed!

YAH GUY

You have my address?

got this shirt right before going to babies 'r us today, there was a distinct "what the hell!?" from behind me. thank you mark, thank you.

got this shirt right before going to babies 'r us today, there was a distinct "what the hell!?" from behind me. thank you mark, thank you.

Haha, awesome. Glad I could assist in weirding people out.