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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: RTTPers....vote for PANZERBASTARD for a BMA!! by AndrewBastard on Nov 17,2009 8:02pm
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toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 17,2009 8:09pm
i voted for you. that's cool that you guys got nominated. it would be awesome to see an rttp band win that.



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Nov 17,2009 8:09pm
404 not found bitch



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Nov 17,2009 8:14pm
o thar it goez



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 17,2009 8:15pm



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Nov 17,2009 8:27pm
vot'd



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Nov 17,2009 8:31pm
Doomriders and Cave In is Metal? LOL whatever. voted!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2009 8:31pm
done and done



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 17,2009 8:32pm
thanks! keep em coming!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 17,2009 8:45pm
I did a write-in vote for Ramming Speed.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Nov 17,2009 10:04pm
It was tough but I had to go for Shadow's Fall... Sorry guy's, maybe next year.



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Nov 17,2009 11:16pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I did a write-in vote for Ramming Speed.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

i went back in time and voted for hitler



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Nov 17,2009 11:22pm
Voted



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 17,2009 11:30pm
hm... I clicked and didn't see you guys's name there.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Nov 18,2009 2:04am
done. theyre in the metal acts rev



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 18,2009 2:14am
I've been goosestepping ever since last weekend and I cannot for the life of me pinpoint the origin of this affliction.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 18,2009 8:19am
VOTE!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 18,2009 8:48am
I voted for you guys. Der Fuhrer vould approve.



toggletoggle post by trampletheweak at Nov 18,2009 11:34am
voted



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Nov 18,2009 12:11pm
This is one time I set aside my abject hatred for democracy and voted.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 18,2009 2:06pm
I think I voted. I did that whole anti bot thing but wasn't told it went through. I tried.



toggletoggle post by Boxxy at Nov 18,2009 2:07pm
i don't mind this band, pretty good compared to the other local bullshit.



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Nov 18,2009 5:21pm



toggletoggle post by badsneakers at Nov 18,2009 6:41pm
i did this



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toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 19,2009 6:59am
I want to put a baby in Kay Hanley's mouth.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 20,2009 1:01pm
bump



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Nov 20,2009 5:19pm
manjew, post dat bulletin bitch



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 25,2009 6:32pm
bump



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 25,2009 7:23pm
voted.



toggletoggle post by dogbitedavehumphreys at Nov 25,2009 8:39pm
voted



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 27,2009 8:18am
Bumpwitdabump! If you don't want to vote for us, think of it as a vote AGAINST a band you hate even more.Oh wait.........



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 27,2009 3:57pm
im looking forward to bobbys acceptance speech



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 27,2009 3:58pm
I hope he says something about jungle bunnies.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 27,2009 4:36pm
I guess the awards ceremony is Tuesday night...



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 27,2009 4:42pm
I mean Wednesday...



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 27,2009 5:11pm
"HAY MOTHERFUCKERS, I JUST, I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU GUYS, ARE ALL, A BUNCH OF NIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH, BUT TRUTHFULLY, TRUTHFULLY, NOW I JUST WANT TO THANK ANAL CUNT, AND HITLER, AND YOUR MOTHER FOR LETTING ME HAVE SEX WITH HER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by whaa? at Nov 27,2009 6:46pm
Hitler I can understand, but Anal Cunt? For what?



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 27,2009 7:01pm
i dunno, we like them, especially bobby



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 27,2009 7:04pm
Slar...its holywoods bday tonight...

pickle time!



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 28,2009 7:37pm
I loooooooooooove this band! so erotic, so so so sassy! VOTE BASTARD!



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 28,2009 8:18pm



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 28,2009 10:02pm



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 29,2009 12:00pm
bahahahahahah it was only a matter of time



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 29,2009 12:32pm
Good thing I'm not the petty, vengeful type.



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 29,2009 12:49pm
KPanzer said[orig][quote]
Good thing I'm not the petty, vengeful type.


haha... me and you keith. anytime after 3, anywhere...



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 29,2009 12:56pm
I'm not mad! I'm just pissed off! A piano fell on my penis and then my check was wrong and then I had skin cancer and then I found out I kinda look like Dennis Quaid and then I got sober and then I relapsed and then I got sober and I'm in a band with marcus and then Trixie ate my phone and then I threw up in the practice space and hid it



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 29,2009 1:19pm
...but its ok cuz i talked to nicholas cages son and hes gonna hook us up with some shows but i only wanna do it if i play guitar and do vocals and write all the songs although i already wrote 4 albums worth of material for 18 different bands that span 9 countries that i've never been too and im up for a grammy for my contributions to the 'let the right one in' score but im pissed because i have 2 places to live and dont have to pay rent and i only have $700 til tomorrow but my rear defibrillator got decompressed on my car cuz the torque speed gravitational constant on my steering column got busted by some beaner and now i gotta pay $200 to get my wheel alignment re-wheeligned and....



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 29,2009 1:22pm
Yet the day one of us freaks out and goes on a killing spree we will all wonder 'why?'



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 29,2009 1:23pm
i'll probably just say to myself, "that sounds about right"



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 29,2009 1:59pm edited Nov 29,2009 2:01pm



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 29,2009 2:23pm
needs more hair



toggletoggle post by lon_chaney at Nov 29,2009 5:56pm
Keith is what happened when Dennis Quaid fucked this guy




toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 29,2009 9:35pm
gentlemen,
<a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/USDXMBM/?action=view¤t=bobby.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/USDXMBM/bobby.jpg" border="0" alt="bobby bitch tits"></a>



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 29,2009 9:35pm



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 29,2009 9:41pm
how could there be a god when people like us exist?



toggletoggle post by PleasureCorpse at Nov 29,2009 11:50pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]


I knew when I discovered that pic it would eventually be taken to ingenious levels.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Nov 30,2009 7:07am
Now that's just fucking incredible.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Nov 30,2009 12:30pm
I'm the best, man. I did it.



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Nov 30,2009 2:20pm



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 30,2009 2:31pm
this thread is LoLzers



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 30,2009 2:32pm
Great work by Ross and Marcus but I hope you realize that if Bobby sees this, he's gonna kick you both out of his band, Blessed Offal.



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Nov 30,2009 3:58pm
lon_chaney said[orig][quote]


Knock-Knock! Dude! Let me get two more! C'mon! I get paid thursday!



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 30,2009 6:53pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
Great work by Ross and Marcus but I hope you realize that if Bobby sees this, he's gonna kick you both out of his band, Blessed Offal.

thats ok im tired of playing other peoples songs anyway, let bobby do it by himself.



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Nov 30,2009 7:19pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 30,2009 7:24pm
My god, it's full of stars.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 1,2009 12:03pm



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toggletoggle post by heyo at Dec 1,2009 11:47pm
How did you guys get voted in? (not saying that maliciously i really want to know)

"The BMA benefits The Music Drives Us Foundation — Music Education, Preservation and Awareness throughout New England, supporting those who are interested in using music as a tool for all segments of society and for all ages. "

That's so... nice!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 2,2009 2:55am
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]


Ah memories.



toggletoggle post by Gregdbass  at Dec 2,2009 9:34am
Voted!!!!!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 2,2009 9:39am
what a strange thread....



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Dec 2,2009 12:24pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
what a strange thread....





toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 2,2009 12:39pm
at first i thought, "what a strange thread",
but then i am a dog



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 2,2009 1:10pm
oh and just in the interest of fairness...





toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Dec 2,2009 2:18pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
oh and just in the interest of fairness...




toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Dec 2,2009 2:25pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
oh and just in the interest of fairness...




I aM IN DiSgUIsE............. as FrAnKeNSTeIN!!!!



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 2,2009 2:26pm
jesus h buttfucking christ, its uncanny



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 2,2009 2:27pm
Trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
oh and just in the interest of fairness...


i was refering to this




toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Dec 2,2009 2:27pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i dont know why the fuck it copied those pictures. i tried to put the Kurgen there instead.



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Dec 2,2009 2:32pm
sir%20coughsalot said[orig][quote]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i dont know why the fuck it copied those pictures. i tried to put the Kurgen there instead.

http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/shakyhands.htm



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Dec 2,2009 2:35pm
kiss my shakey nutsack frankenstein



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 2,2009 2:37pm
C.dEad said[orig][quote]
YESSSSSS



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 2,2009 2:41pm
sir%20coughsalot said[orig][quote]
kiss my shakey nutsack frankenstein


your nutsack shakes too? weird.



toggletoggle post by C.DeaD at Dec 2,2009 2:43pm
One day, I am going to get that shirt. Cafepress has one in yellow with my name on it.



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Dec 2,2009 3:35pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
sir%20coughsalot said[orig][quote]
kiss my shakey nutsack frankenstein


your nutsack shakes too? weird.


yea dude remember when you tried sucking on it? You haven't been able to stop stuttering since then.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 2,2009 3:46pm
ITT: MSPAINTZERBASTARD



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 6:02am
tonight could not have possibly unfolded better.
no, we didn't win. converge did. not the point.
not to downplay of our love for our loyal rttp'ers who voted for us, often multiple times, but that shit only happens in perverse bulgarian bootleg disney movies.
whats important here is that four assholes waltzed into the liberty hotel in filthy patch encrusted denim and had the fucking credentials to hang out there the remainder of the evening.
testimonial to this pt. one.
upon arriving i was approached by every person of even modest authority and informed that this was a "private occasion" or some shit and forcing me to whip out my ticket. My boss who came in a fancy suit was at the top of the escalators when he called me to get him a spare ticket, i was like, dude, your already in.
testimonial pt. 2.
upon learning we didnt win i went up to the guy with the mic and announced that "beyonce had the best video of all time." im dead serious.
a bit later i run into this dude that i think is the guy i "kanye'd" due to his emo haircut/glasses and akwardly old age for sporting said items.
i proceeded to apologize to him when the ACTUAL guy i interrupted comes up, grabs me by the collar, and with his other hand begins to attempt to tilt the beer im holding in such a way as to pour it down my shirt. I instinctively shoved him away and that is when some big dude dragged me away talking very calmly about how he had "heard our music" and "knew what we were about" I drunkenly tried to explain to him that i was attempting to apologize for my dumbass stunt and the other dude had put his hands on me first but when he clearly was not listening and told me he wasnt gonna kick me out i shut up and lost myself in the crowd. this is all fact
"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 3,2009 3:17pm
i took a piss in the elevator...



toggletoggle post by Trioxin245  at Dec 3,2009 4:17pm
M.F.BASTARD said[orig][quote]
tonight could not have possibly unfolded better.
no, we didn't win. converge did. not the point.
not to downplay of our love for our loyal rttp'ers who voted for us, often multiple times, but that shit only happens in perverse bulgarian bootleg disney movies.
whats important here is that four assholes waltzed into the liberty hotel in filthy patch encrusted denim and had the fucking credentials to hang out there the remainder of the evening.
testimonial to this pt. one.
upon arriving i was approached by every person of even modest authority and informed that this was a "private occasion" or some shit and forcing me to whip out my ticket. My boss who came in a fancy suit was at the top of the escalators when he called me to get him a spare ticket, i was like, dude, your already in.
testimonial pt. 2.
upon learning we didnt win i went up to the guy with the mic and announced that "beyonce had the best video of all time." im dead serious.
a bit later i run into this dude that i think is the guy i "kanye'd" due to his emo haircut/glasses and akwardly old age for sporting said items.
i proceeded to apologize to him when the ACTUAL guy i interrupted comes up, grabs me by the collar, and with his other hand begins to attempt to tilt the beer im holding in such a way as to pour it down my shirt. I instinctively shoved him away and that is when some big dude dragged me away talking very calmly about how he had "heard our music" and "knew what we were about" I drunkenly tried to explain to him that i was attempting to apologize for my dumbass stunt and the other dude had put his hands on me first but when he clearly was not listening and told me he wasnt gonna kick me out i shut up and lost myself in the crowd. this is all fact
"


6am. wow.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 4:24pm
you know how we do



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Dec 3,2009 7:05pm
You are on video! go to the Examiner and fast forward to the end of the BMA video blog.You can see me & Hollywood on the PHOENIX BMA video blog.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 8:04pm
they had puff pastries?
fuck!!!



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 3,2009 8:07pm
hahahah schadenfreude indeed



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Dec 3,2009 8:08pm
hats off to you guys, you did a service to US ALL!!!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2009 8:27pm
Good work!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 4,2009 11:31am
more metal than mothers kettle?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 1:48pm
That is so much better than actually winning an award.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 1:53pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
That is so much better than actually winning an award.


troof



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 2:06pm
Too bad Marcus got not credit for it, though--

The only rowdy moment? A jean-jacket kid who tried to pull a KANYE WEST and bum-rush the mic while Newbury Comics honcho MIKE DREESE attempted to present BMA bankroller ERNIE BOCH JR. with the "Humanitarian of the Year" award. Dreese pushed the young punk in the chest, spouted a few choice profanities, and warned that he was "about to get an assault charge" before order was quickly and quietly restored.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 4,2009 2:09pm
and the peasants rejoice



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 2:33pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Too bad Marcus got not credit for it, though--

The only rowdy moment? A jean-jacket kid who tried to pull a KANYE WEST and bum-rush the mic while Newbury Comics honcho MIKE DREESE attempted to present BMA bankroller ERNIE BOCH JR. with the "Humanitarian of the Year" award. Dreese pushed the young punk in the chest, spouted a few choice profanities, and warned that he was "about to get an assault charge" before order was quickly and quietly restored.


good thing im humble

lol, jean jacket kid



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 4,2009 2:35pm
I love the "young punk" part.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 2:40pm
i would have also accepted, "young whelp", "neer do well" etc.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2009 2:42pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 2:44pm
Skater said you should have pounded him, and I agree.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 4,2009 2:47pm
he looks like michael moore.



toggletoggle post by M.F.BASTARD at Dec 4,2009 2:49pm
hahaha i wish, all i remember after the beer incident is me shoving him and then getting dragged out of there in a hurry



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2009 2:51pm
We're just pissed that you've ruined our shot at a Best Female nomination next year.



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