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returntothepit >> discuss >> fapping at work appreciation by work fapper on Nov 16,2009 12:37pm
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toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 12:37pm
Been doing this at every job I've had since highschool, food related or not. Am I the only fuckwad that faps on the job?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 16,2009 12:38pm
haha no, that was a goal of mine when i was younger. it would be way too creepy at the job i have now, the bathrooms are hardly private.



toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 12:40pm
it's never creepy if you're a smart fapper.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 16,2009 12:42pm
wow... who could this be.



toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 12:44pm
gee why don't you find out



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 16,2009 12:46pm
haha seriously.

see i only do it if i can insert garden fresh cucumbers into my rectum, so in an office it's hard to conceal vegetables on my way to the bathroom. then i could just insert them prior, and then make it seem like i have explosive diarrhea when i'm walking funny.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 16,2009 12:47pm
work%20fapper said[orig][quote]
gee why don't you find out


no need to, skipper



toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 12:51pm
too busy fapping to akerfedlt I see. with cucumbers.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 16,2009 12:53pm
Akerfeldt maybe, I don't know about Akerfedlt.
His arms are my hearse <3



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 16,2009 12:53pm
Morningwood



toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 12:59pm
blackwater fap



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 16,2009 1:00pm
stiff pipe



toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 1:04pm
the roundfap rapes



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 16,2009 1:07pm
Whorekid



toggletoggle post by work fapper at Nov 16,2009 1:11pm
i used to fap to yeti but he is terrible and horrible now



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 16,2009 1:27pm
hey now, give me some due credit. i've always been terrible and horrible.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 16,2009 1:42pm
Roundmouth's Lament



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 16,2009 2:26pm
fapping at works alright, although if you get interrupted and have to stop before you're down.... you can get very... wound up.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 16,2009 5:04pm
I used to fap all the time when I worked at a dunkin donuts. Special glaze on the donuts ftw.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 16,2009 5:27pm edited Nov 16,2009 5:27pm
aril said[orig][quote]
I used to fap all the time when I worked at a dunkin donuts. Special glaze on the donuts ftw.


Obvious joke was Boston Kreme but thats ok.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 16,2009 6:00pm
wasn't in Boston. besides, glaze looks more like precum; it'd be somewhat disturbing if your semen has the consistancy of kreme.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 16,2009 6:06pm edited Nov 16,2009 6:07pm
I CUM JELLYYYYYY




toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Nov 16,2009 6:50pm
work%20fapper said[orig][quote]
Been doing this at every job I've had since highschool, food related or not.


Are you that roadie responsible for all the white speaker cabinets at our practice spot?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 16,2009 8:37pm
Why fap where a co worker can just blow you?

She no longer works there *sigh*



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Nov 16,2009 8:56pm
bastard.



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