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returntothepit >> discuss >> What's the best place to skin a deer? by MarkFuckingRichards on Oct 30,2009 3:25pm
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toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 30,2009 3:25pm
Two hunters apparently thought the train tracks at Rte 128 station would work out perfectly. Especially when a train moving at 125 MPH is on its way. Fucking idiots.



toggletoggle post by LOL! at Oct 30,2009 3:27pm
must have been hoser and largefreakatzero
lulz



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 30,2009 3:27pm
at least thats a good way to skin two hunters



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 30,2009 3:28pm
I think you mean puree, Tom.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 30,2009 3:29pm
i sure could go for a smoothie now



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 30,2009 3:30pm
pix



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 30,2009 3:30pm
if the train hits the guys and they are killed, can the train engineer keep the carcasses?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 30,2009 3:31pm
Unfortunately the police would have to take their trophies away. Every last bit has to be collected.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 30,2009 3:34pm
fucking hicks



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 30,2009 3:45pm
wait so did the dudes get run over or did they just leave the deer carcass on the tracks?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 30,2009 4:07pm
Neither, they dragged it off the tracks in time.



toggletoggle post by THE FACE OF TRUE METAL at Oct 30,2009 4:12pm
ON SATAN'S ASSCHEEKS



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Oct 30,2009 4:45pm
the correct answer is in your front yard. you gotta hang it from an old swing set and drain it into a kiddie pool next to a car thats on cinder blocks first.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 30,2009 4:57pm
Did they get killed? I hope so.



toggletoggle post by corpus_ at Oct 30,2009 7:14pm
When I lived in NH my roomate hung his deer off the back deck and left the gutpile out front. The cops came in about 2 hours time asking about a reported satanic ritual--wheb they realized that was not the case; they just wanted to see the tags..



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 30,2009 7:19pm
Some people get really crazy about deer hunting season. When I lived in Vermont, I used to see rednecks driving around with dead deer tied to the tops of their cars, complete with deer blood dripping all over the car.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Oct 30,2009 7:19pm
LMAO @ the title of this thread



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 30,2009 7:49pm
"skin a deer" = euphemism for masturbation




toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 30,2009 8:04pm
Some hunters give us all a bad name, especially Masshole hunters. We field dress our deer at the site of the kill and drag the deer home. Dunno what kind of idiots you deal with down there. As far as the moron that posted about skinning hunters...you need to email Peta with your info and while you're at it, kill yourself. Bleeding-heart liberal douche. Without hunting, you wouldn't even be here, unless your ancestors were vegan faggots then, too.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 30,2009 8:08pm
corpus_ said[orig][quote]
When I lived in NH my roomate hung his deer off the back deck and left the gutpile out front. The cops came in about 2 hours time asking about a reported satanic ritual--wheb they realized that was not the case; they just wanted to see the tags..


good thing you weren't wearing your ritual robe!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 31,2009 12:25pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Some hunters give us all a bad name, especially Masshole hunters. We field dress our deer at the site of the kill and drag the deer home. Dunno what kind of idiots you deal with down there. As far as the moron that posted about skinning hunters...you need to email Peta with your info and while you're at it, kill yourself. Bleeding-heart liberal douche. Without hunting, you wouldn't even be here, unless your ancestors were vegan faggots then, too.


You will just make up stuff ITT so you can rant about Massholes and liberals, eh?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 31,2009 12:31pm
This thread is not about politics. It is about skinning a deer in the most awkward place ever.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 12:34pm
lol hoser you're such an idiot. how does making a joke about 2 idiots skinning a dear on train tracks qualify me a bleeding-heart liberal douche Peta worshipper? get your head out of your ass. why dont you spend your time actually connecting with nature (or hunting and killing it if thats your preference) rather than coming on here to bitch about the same retarded generalizations and blanket statements that no one gives a shit about.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 31,2009 12:37pm
Hey Tom, your heart is bleeding all over the floor...take it outside, hippie!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 31,2009 12:46pm
I'd say it's pretty clear that any negative comments towards the dudes skinning a deer on train tracks at a train station are solely based on the fact that they are dumbasses, NOT that they were hunters. Common sense.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 1:12pm
my heart only bleeds for you pam



toggletoggle post by HTR   at Oct 31,2009 1:38pm edited Oct 31,2009 1:42pm
Welcome to The Peoples Republic of Taxachusetts. Please show me your papers, comrade?



toggletoggle post by HTR   at Oct 31,2009 1:40pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
lol hoser you're such an idiot. how does making a joke about 2 idiots skinning a dear on train tracks qualify me a bleeding-heart liberal douche Peta worshipper? get your head out of your ass. why dont you spend your time actually connecting with nature (or hunting and killing it if thats your preference) rather than coming on here to bitch about the same retarded generalizations and blanket statements that no one gives a shit about.


Hunting is connecting with nature. Your just connecting to it with a bullet.




toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2009 1:43pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
my heart only bleeds for you pam


Hey dickhole, I think that I made a very clear point in stating that cityboys like Massholes have no idea how to hunt ethically. No real hunter does what you stated that they were doing. We have an influx of Masshole hunters that come here and pull the same shit. Pam, I'm sorry to have offended you, you can hatefuck me later. It's the city morality that poses the real threat to our past time, not the men and women who founded it as a way to preserve their hunting heritage.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2009 1:45pm
HTR said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
lol hoser you're such an idiot. how does making a joke about 2 idiots skinning a dear on train tracks qualify me a bleeding-heart liberal douche Peta worshipper? get your head out of your ass. why dont you spend your time actually connecting with nature (or hunting and killing it if thats your preference) rather than coming on here to bitch about the same retarded generalizations and blanket statements that no one gives a shit about.


Hunting is connecting with nature. Your just connecting to it with a bullet.



AND, I connect with nature more than you could ever dream of. I live in the middle of it. It's my life. In fact, when was the last time that you dragged your fat lazy ass out of bed at 0430 to sit in a tree stand and watch the whole world wake up around you? You're barking up the wrong tree cityboy.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 1:49pm
blah blah blah massholes blah blah cityfolk blah blah liberals etc etc.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 1:56pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
HTR said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
lol hoser you're such an idiot. how does making a joke about 2 idiots skinning a dear on train tracks qualify me a bleeding-heart liberal douche Peta worshipper? get your head out of your ass. why dont you spend your time actually connecting with nature (or hunting and killing it if thats your preference) rather than coming on here to bitch about the same retarded generalizations and blanket statements that no one gives a shit about.


Hunting is connecting with nature. Your just connecting to it with a bullet.



AND, I connect with nature more than you could ever dream of. I live in the middle of it. It's my life. In fact, when was the last time that you dragged your fat lazy ass out of bed at 0430 to sit in a tree stand and watch the whole world wake up around you? You're barking up the wrong tree cityboy.


i went walking through the woods for 3 hours last night in connecticut. it was awesome. what makes you think you know absolutely anything about me.



toggletoggle post by Fist at Oct 31,2009 1:57pm
So hoser you are a redneck?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 1:57pm edited Oct 31,2009 2:05pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
my heart only bleeds for you pam


Hey dickhole, I think that I made a very clear point in stating that cityboys like Massholes have no idea how to hunt ethically. No real hunter does what you stated that they were doing. We have an influx of Masshole hunters that come here and pull the same shit. Pam, I'm sorry to have offended you, you can hatefuck me later. It's the city morality that poses the real threat to our past time, not the men and women who founded it as a way to preserve their hunting heritage.


how on earth do those two statements have any correlation?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 2:00pm
also i would love to go hunting some time.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 2:01pm
why dont you teach me how instead of being a cryass



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 31,2009 2:14pm
Sometimes I respect Hoser for living the way he does but, other times, the way he voices his opinion and the way he puts down other people for not living the way he does, the less I respect his choice and decisions. I would love to live in the middle of nature and hunt and kill my own food but if I'm going to turn into the e-prick that Hoser is (or can be), fuck that shit.



toggletoggle post by PansyCityBoy at Oct 31,2009 2:15pm
I have no idea how to do anything because Hoser said so.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 2:21pm
he's just looking for attention because he lives too far away from anyone who can hear him bitch out loud.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Oct 31,2009 2:22pm
I'm sure there's a porcupine that gives a shit or something.



toggletoggle post by HTR   at Oct 31,2009 2:22pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
HTR said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
lol hoser you're such an idiot. how does making a joke about 2 idiots skinning a dear on train tracks qualify me a bleeding-heart liberal douche Peta worshipper? get your head out of your ass. why dont you spend your time actually connecting with nature (or hunting and killing it if thats your preference) rather than coming on here to bitch about the same retarded generalizations and blanket statements that no one gives a shit about.


Hunting is connecting with nature. Your just connecting to it with a bullet.



AND, I connect with nature more than you could ever dream of. I live in the middle of it. It's my life. In fact, when was the last time that you dragged your fat lazy ass out of bed at 0430 to sit in a tree stand and watch the whole world wake up around you? You're barking up the wrong tree cityboy.


Well, I was on your side, until just now.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2009 2:24pm
If you want to hunt, ASK ME. I will gladly help you to attain your licensing and provide you with a place to hunt, friendship, and a cold one when we're done. However, I, much like yourself, hate e-terrorists. Take the time to email me and ask me about hunting. Season started today, I'm going back out in about 15 minutes. If you get the credentials needed, you are welcome here. We'd probably be pretty good friends. Walking in the woods doesn't count, as any retard can find a 1 acre plot to walk in just about any state. I have about 70,000 acres of nothing where I live, and we don't use a GPS. If any of you wanty to learn the tradition of hunting that is my life, either email me or largefreakatzero...I'm sure that Andy, as well as myself, would be glad to introduce you to a lifetime of friendship, fun, and family tradition that you can pass down to your children.

jmdewire@gmail.com

Email me and I'll let you know what needs to be done. I'll even do all of the research for you.

-Jake (Hoser)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2009 2:34pm
cool i'll shoot you an email (hehe) when i get a chance. probably wouldnt be able to be ready to do anything until next year because of all my band stuff going on. but yes i am interested in seeing what is involved.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2009 4:29pm
Word. I'll help you, you have my word on that.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 31,2009 4:51pm
See, that's a good Hoser.

I might email you on what it takes to get a gun license, a gun, and learn how to shoot it. I do eventually want to hunt but... baby steps.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 31,2009 5:01pm
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE holier than thou RABBLE RABBLE



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2009 7:49pm
Back off, faggot. Ear plugs are not only out of style, but also make you look like a trendy fag.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 31,2009 7:50pm
and...you still look fat and out of shape.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Oct 31,2009 9:54pm
I would love to spear hunt boars, but I think that is very out of fashion now



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Nov 1,2009 5:37am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Some hunters give us all a bad name, especially Masshole hunters. We field dress our deer at the site of the kill and drag the deer home. Dunno what kind of idiots you deal with down there.


Cities do seem to breed this complete inability to do complex tasks that aren't social in nature, don't they?

Cities also breed liberalism.

Hoser's onto more than most would think!

Maybe that big bad industry, and Big Media, and lack of empathy that liberals like to talk about -- maybe these things have a common origin.

Maybe that origin is sticking several million individuals anonymously in the same place and then refusing to pitch out the shitheads, thus everyone adjusts to the LCD.

Pentti Linkola said something similar about fishing.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 1,2009 9:49am
I don't hunt deer anymore, I'm a bird guy. Dressing a deer in the middle of railroad tracks for everyone to see is moronic. Unfortunately deer season does not attract the best and brightest. Though I make bad jokes on here to wind up the antis, I am an ethical hunter and I'm sure the Hose is as well.He's not kidding when he talks about gross infractions being committed by those with white plates and red letters. No it's not everyone from MA that is a blithering outdoor idiot - some guys are awesome. Just know that most stereotypes are based on some degree on truth.
I will look forward to woodcock and grouse hunting this afternoon and all day tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 1,2009 11:41am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
my heart only bleeds for you pam


Hey dickhole, I think that I made a very clear point in stating that cityboys like Massholes have no idea how to hunt ethically. No real hunter does what you stated that they were doing. We have an influx of Masshole hunters that come here and pull the same shit. Pam, I'm sorry to have offended you, you can hatefuck me later. It's the city morality that poses the real threat to our past time, not the men and women who founded it as a way to preserve their hunting heritage.


DON'T YOU TALK TO MY TOM LIKE THAT!

Hoser, you never offend me, try as you might. And if I hate fucked you, there'd be nothing left of you, and then who would tell rttp what whining liberal sissies they are?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Nov 1,2009 11:44am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Just know that most stereotypes are based on some degree on truth.


RACIST!!!1!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 1,2009 1:22pm
^truth^



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Nov 1,2009 3:08pm
ITT: LOL



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 1,2009 3:56pm
Lets skin some vag!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 1,2009 6:11pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Hoser said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
my heart only bleeds for you pam


Hey dickhole, I think that I made a very clear point in stating that cityboys like Massholes have no idea how to hunt ethically. No real hunter does what you stated that they were doing. We have an influx of Masshole hunters that come here and pull the same shit. Pam, I'm sorry to have offended you, you can hatefuck me later. It's the city morality that poses the real threat to our past time, not the men and women who founded it as a way to preserve their hunting heritage.


DON'T YOU TALK TO MY TOM LIKE THAT!

Hoser, you never offend me, try as you might. And if I hate fucked you, there'd be nothing left of you, and then who would tell rttp what whining liberal sissies they are?


Fair enough, but I'd be willing to take you up on that bet anytime.



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