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New site? Maybe some day.
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Wherein I maek a thred to dump all the ridiculous ideas I come up with during the course of a day.
For example: I really really want to start a band called Fuckface and the Slack-Jawed Faggots. Not for any reason in particular, and it wouldn't need to be any good; I just want to see it on a flyer and introduce it on mic. Matter of fact, it would probably be better if the music was completely retarded. |
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Also, I had the idea to make this thread, so there's two. It's a two-fer. |
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Reforming Life at Zero AND booking shows @ Jarrods. |
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Coca-Cola Hell Yeah.
Black can.
Tribal.
Claim it contains Taurine and 20% more caffeine or something.
Cross market with UFC and Tapout.
Profit |
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Coca-Cola Hell Yeah.
Black can.
Tribal.
Claim it contains Taurine and 20% more caffeine or something.
Cross market with UFC and Tapout.
Profit |
Hahaha, nice. It needs some kind of sports grip, though.
I could probably include the 5-6 hypothetical Rich Horror Halloween cover bands I formulate in my head every day. Lately:
FNM
TON
Primus (or, "Steve quits his job to practice bass for a living, the band")
Sheer Terror (FUCK YOU RICH I KNOW YOU ALREADY DID THIS ONE)
DanMisSamFitsHainZig
Sabbath
Most of these will never happen for the sole reason that I wouldn't be able to choose between playing bass and singing (or, with the Primus one, I'd have to practice twice as long to do both at the same time). TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span. |
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Also, acoustic Burzum tribute. This one I actually have gone as far as to practice for (i.e., I smoked a bunch of beers on the porch and annoyed the neighbors). |
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This thread is a maze of convoluted and disjointed thoughts |
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This thread is a maze of convoluted and disjointed thoughts |
HI WELCOME TO THE POINTSVILLE, POPULATION YOU |
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THEN LETS GET CRACKING!!! i've already got the band name, songs, and i can sing a lot like Peter Steele, i just need people to do the goddamn band! |
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also, an acoustic "A Lost Forgotten Sad Spirit" and "Stemmen Fra Tårnet" would sound incredible. |
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posting a post to post for the sake of posting.
POST POST POST. |
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THEN LETS GET CRACKING!!! i've already got the band name, songs, and i can sing a lot like Peter Steele, i just need people to do the goddamn band! |
Haha, I tol' ju mein, I couldn't bring myself to NOT sing in said band. I just don't have it in me. LOL |
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That may have come out a little gayer than I imagined it. (OR DID IT?!?) |
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I TOOK THAT COMMUTER RAIIIIIIIIL
TOOK IT RIGHT ON DOWN
TO UNION SQUA-A-ARE |
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I must admit, this is the worst Idea thread I've ever read since my 7 years trolling this site. |
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I must admit, this is the worst Idea thread I've ever read since my 7 years trolling this site. |
Another imposter. Why must I get trolled so much. |
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A TROLLING OF THE TROLL THAT TROLL'D YOU |
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THE RECLUSIVE INTERTUBES CRAZYMAN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT |
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"TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span."
GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRUMMER ASSHOLE |
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I CAN PLAY ALL TON SONGS WITH PETE STEELE'S STEELE. |
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ITT: twitter is glad to have RTTP as DYA's filter and cipher. RT! |
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"TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span."
GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRUMMER ASSHOLE |
I just don't want to pay for all the "special cookies" that it'd take to make you play that slow, Mr. Supah Blast. LOL
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ITT: twitter is glad to have RTTP as DYA's filter and cipher. RT! |
I have no idea what you just said. Did I win a car? |
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Dammit, I was all excited that someone wanted to do a Ton covers set, but Type O Negative would still suffice. |
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Darkwor - Kill All the White People ( Type O Negative cover) |
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iTEM THE SECOND:
COMPETITIVE FALLING DOWN STAIRS |
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can I be a slack-jawed faggot? or is it all ready to late? |
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Son, it's never too late for faggotry. |
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Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends. |
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Also, acoustic Burzum tribute. This one I actually have gone as far as to practice for (i.e., I smoked a bunch of beers on the porch and annoyed the neighbors). |
smokin banana beers sounds like this!!
band names:
MAN DATE
T-BONE AND THE USDA BEEFCAKES |
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iTEM THE SECOND:
COMPETITIVE FALLING DOWN STAIRS |
it's sweeping the nation, sweeping the nation
THROW YOURSELF DOWN THE STAIRS THROW YOURSELF DOWN THE STAIRS |
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I am still considering starting a pornogrind mouth rape band called Brian Denneys Balls. It will suck and be epic beyond epicness. Help me out DYA. |
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Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends. |
It's the gift that keeps on giving (giving Brian Peppers-level creepiness, that is).
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I am still considering starting a pornogrind mouth rape band called Brian Denneys Balls. It will suck and be epic beyond epicness. Help me out DYA. |
Haha, I'd do a track exchange. I can has Eric Langlois-type bassturbation?
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Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends. |
It's the gift that keeps on giving (giving Brian Peppers-level creepiness, that is). |
LOL, wait, one OR TWO? Even better. |
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