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returntothepit >> discuss >> DYA'S BAD IDEA EMPORIUM - A GALLERY OF THE ILL-ADVISED by DestroyYouAlot on Oct 22,2009 8:50am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 8:50am
Wherein I maek a thred to dump all the ridiculous ideas I come up with during the course of a day.

For example: I really really want to start a band called Fuckface and the Slack-Jawed Faggots. Not for any reason in particular, and it wouldn't need to be any good; I just want to see it on a flyer and introduce it on mic. Matter of fact, it would probably be better if the music was completely retarded.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 8:52am
Also, I had the idea to make this thread, so there's two. It's a two-fer.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 22,2009 9:38am
Reforming Life at Zero AND booking shows @ Jarrods.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 22,2009 9:40am
Coca-Cola Hell Yeah.

Black can.
Tribal.

Claim it contains Taurine and 20% more caffeine or something.

Cross market with UFC and Tapout.

Profit



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 9:58am edited Oct 22,2009 10:00am
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
Coca-Cola Hell Yeah.

Black can.
Tribal.

Claim it contains Taurine and 20% more caffeine or something.

Cross market with UFC and Tapout.

Profit


Hahaha, nice. It needs some kind of sports grip, though.


I could probably include the 5-6 hypothetical Rich Horror Halloween cover bands I formulate in my head every day. Lately:

FNM
TON
Primus (or, "Steve quits his job to practice bass for a living, the band")
Sheer Terror (FUCK YOU RICH I KNOW YOU ALREADY DID THIS ONE)
DanMisSamFitsHainZig
Sabbath

Most of these will never happen for the sole reason that I wouldn't be able to choose between playing bass and singing (or, with the Primus one, I'd have to practice twice as long to do both at the same time). TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 9:59am
Also, acoustic Burzum tribute. This one I actually have gone as far as to practice for (i.e., I smoked a bunch of beers on the porch and annoyed the neighbors).



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 10:00am
This thread is a maze of convoluted and disjointed thoughts



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:00am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
This thread is a maze of convoluted and disjointed thoughts


HI WELCOME TO THE POINTSVILLE, POPULATION YOU



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:00am
LOL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 22,2009 10:34am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
TON


THEN LETS GET CRACKING!!! i've already got the band name, songs, and i can sing a lot like Peter Steele, i just need people to do the goddamn band!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 22,2009 10:35am
also, an acoustic "A Lost Forgotten Sad Spirit" and "Stemmen Fra Tårnet" would sound incredible.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 22,2009 10:40am
posting a post to post for the sake of posting.

POST POST POST.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:46am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
TON


THEN LETS GET CRACKING!!! i've already got the band name, songs, and i can sing a lot like Peter Steele, i just need people to do the goddamn band!


Haha, I tol' ju mein, I couldn't bring myself to NOT sing in said band. I just don't have it in me. LOL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 22,2009 10:47am
bah, then do back up.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:48am
I'LL DO YOUR BACK UP



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:48am
That may have come out a little gayer than I imagined it. (OR DID IT?!?)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:52am
I TOOK THAT COMMUTER RAIIIIIIIIL
TOOK IT RIGHT ON DOWN
TO UNION SQUA-A-ARE



toggletoggle post by An Ashamed Aril at Oct 22,2009 10:53am
I must admit, this is the worst Idea thread I've ever read since my 7 years trolling this site.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 22,2009 10:55am edited Oct 22,2009 10:56am
An%20Ashamed%20Aril said[orig][quote]
I must admit, this is the worst Idea thread I've ever read since my 7 years trolling this site.


Another imposter. Why must I get trolled so much.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 10:56am
A TROLLING OF THE TROLL THAT TROLL'D YOU



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 22,2009 11:02am edited Oct 22,2009 11:04am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 11:08am
THE RECLUSIVE INTERTUBES CRAZYMAN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 22,2009 11:08am
lol



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 22,2009 11:40am
"TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span."

GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRUMMER ASSHOLE



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Oct 22,2009 11:44am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
LMAO



toggletoggle post by BOCH on the automile at Oct 22,2009 11:44am
I CAN PLAY ALL TON SONGS WITH PETE STEELE'S STEELE.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 22,2009 11:47am
ITT: twitter is glad to have RTTP as DYA's filter and cipher. RT!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 11:56am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
"TON is only problematic in finding a drummer with a really impressive attention span."

GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRUMMER ASSHOLE


I just don't want to pay for all the "special cookies" that it'd take to make you play that slow, Mr. Supah Blast. LOL

the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ITT: twitter is glad to have RTTP as DYA's filter and cipher. RT!


I have no idea what you just said. Did I win a car?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 22,2009 12:01pm
Dammit, I was all excited that someone wanted to do a Ton covers set, but Type O Negative would still suffice.



toggletoggle post by Ark on the automile at Oct 22,2009 12:07pm
Darkwor - Kill All the White People ( Type O Negative cover)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 22,2009 12:17pm
[/WOULD DO]



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 24,2009 12:58am
iTEM THE SECOND:

COMPETITIVE FALLING DOWN STAIRS



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 24,2009 1:54am
can I be a slack-jawed faggot? or is it all ready to late?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 24,2009 2:01am
Son, it's never too late for faggotry.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 24,2009 9:48am
Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 24,2009 10:12am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Also, acoustic Burzum tribute. This one I actually have gone as far as to practice for (i.e., I smoked a bunch of beers on the porch and annoyed the neighbors).


smokin banana beers sounds like this!!

band names:
MAN DATE
T-BONE AND THE USDA BEEFCAKES



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 24,2009 10:14am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
iTEM THE SECOND:

COMPETITIVE FALLING DOWN STAIRS


it's sweeping the nation, sweeping the nation
THROW YOURSELF DOWN THE STAIRS THROW YOURSELF DOWN THE STAIRS



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 24,2009 10:49am
I am still considering starting a pornogrind mouth rape band called Brian Denneys Balls. It will suck and be epic beyond epicness. Help me out DYA.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 24,2009 12:18pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends.


It's the gift that keeps on giving (giving Brian Peppers-level creepiness, that is).

SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
I am still considering starting a pornogrind mouth rape band called Brian Denneys Balls. It will suck and be epic beyond epicness. Help me out DYA.


Haha, I'd do a track exchange. I can has Eric Langlois-type bassturbation?




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 24,2009 12:19pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
arktouros said[orig][quote]
Creating a dildo made out of my own erect penis and giving one or two to all of my friend's girlfriends.


It's the gift that keeps on giving (giving Brian Peppers-level creepiness, that is).


LOL, wait, one OR TWO? Even better.



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