this was on the radio on my drive in.
31% of boston people surveyed said that they would give up sex for a year rather than their cellphone.
19% guys
38% girls

Remember times before rampant cellphone use? I do. I could regress back to primitive ways and give up my cellphone. But how is homeboy going to get laid without making phone calls to the bitches? Better use a landline or hit up a bar, old school style.

I'd have no problem giving up my cell phone. I only got one about 3 years ago anyway.

I'd rather fuck my girlfriend than txt my bros.

i'd give my cell phone up easily. i've already given up the other thing for a year and a half.

give up phone sex for a year? thats crazy talk.

I'd give up my cellphone voluntarily for nothing at ALL in return... if i didn't need it for work. I fucking hate the thing, it's a leash. Drums on the other hand, i would give up sex forever to be able to continue playing the drums for a year.

I heard about this from Jay Severiegn yesterday afternoon.

I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me.

i'm surprised not more dudes replied saying
keep the phone and get BJs

Did they specify that by "sex" they meant coitus? Probably not.

Either way, clearly only people who never get laid would give up sex.

I like the idea of rejecting certain forms of technology.

I say we bring back smoke signals.

Fourty Jays Severiegn!

I would not give up my cellphone.

pimp named slickback ftw

I never get laid but I also hate my cell phone.

Can I lay my cell phone?

iPhone app

I will put the iPhone OS on my Razr and download the iPhuck app.

BUTTPHONE ASSES YOU SEXY CALLS

I can still use the internet.

I could live without either for a year, but if someone tries to take my Internet we have a problem.

I'd much much rather go without the cell phone. I barely use mine.

my cellphone is 1/2 my internet time.

I would give up the cell phone over john lithgows ass

in this poll: a buncha fruits

i too would give up my cellphone for nothing in return, i hate it. unfortunately its a necessity.