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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Decibel magazine got William Murderface and Toki Wartooth to listen to a track off of some new albums and comment on them. Here, they listen to "Anthem of the Betrayed" from the new Revo cd
Murderface: I feel betrayed by this song. Where's my anthem?! It's like a modern-day Iron Maiden if they had a typical boring hardcore singer and their collective cock got caught in some sorta machine in a factory they were working in because they needed day jobs because they suck!
Wartooth: What?!
Murderface: Fuck you! Perfect analogy!
Wartooth: I likes da lead guitar with sweeps arpeggimos.
Murderface: Awwww who cares?! Boooooooring. Diddle diddle diddle plink plink plink.....NEXT!
Wartooth: I do thinks the singer is likes boring buts maybe hes good live.
Murderface:Maybe he's a LADY!
Wartooth: Dat would be awesome!!! |
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ouch...
Wait, what business does a woogie woo death metal vocalist have shit talking mid range screaming? |
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I get the feeling they would talk smack about everyone. |
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i lold at maybe hes a lady |
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if any of you take this seriously i feel bad for you. |
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DISRESPECT OMFGZ. IMA KILL DEM FUCKIN' CARTOON CHARACTERZ. |
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four out of five that get the joke isn't bad, i guess. |
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Dave told me that Revolver gave them a bad review, and I'm stupid so I didn't read "Decibel" and thought this was it.
Plus, I'm tired. |
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Decibel is actually a really good mag. Revolver is crap on the other hand.
The joke would be that Revocation was getting reviewed and shredded by cartoon characters. |
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i'm so pissed off that a cartoon character who hates everything doesn't like a band that i like. did i mention this person whose opinion is different than mine is a cartoon character? |
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| I get the feeling they would talk smack about everyone. |
QFT |
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The joke would be that Revocation was getting reviewed and shredded by cartoon characters. |
I guess i thought that you would know i was kidding. I have amended my previous post to read as such. |
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The joke would be that Revocation was getting reviewed and shredded by cartoon characters. |
I guess i thought that you would know i was kidding. I have amended my previous post to read as such. |
No problem. Sarcastic humor via the internet doesn't always go the way you'd hope. |
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I don't give a shit what these cartoon characters say, this is great exposure for us. Dethklok is some mainstream pop culture shit now, let's get into the kiddies' brains. |
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GETCHA BRAIN SCRAMBLED
btw siiiick Brain Scramblers T design coming relatively soon.. it's ridiculous |
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lol @ people expecting dethklok to do anything but bash another metal band |
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| I don't give a shit what these cartoon characters say, this is great exposure for us. Dethklok is some mainstream pop culture shit now, let's get into the kiddies' brains. |
bckd. You know what they say about publicity. Any publicity..... |
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Any puberty is good puberty |
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| lol @ people expecting dethklok to do anything but bash another metal band |
haha right? |
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I take this as nothing but a sign that Revocation has arrived. |
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Those dethklok dudes are right...band chews on a bag o' dixxx |
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'hey man, i know ive seen you at shows and never talked to you, but i know you know who i am. im in some bands..' |
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| I take this as nothing but a sign that Revocation has arrived. |
Pretty much, yeah. |
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Have any of you guys seen Dethklok live? They don't even look like they do on the show. Its still pretty much the best metal out there, but I was disappointed to find that they're fat and look like nerds. |
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Yeah, I was depressed when I found out they weren't cartoons in real life.
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Dave told me that Revolver gave them a bad review, and I'm stupid so I didn't read "Decibel" and thought this was it.
Plus, I'm tired. |
i believe it got 2 out of 5 an average score from them. |
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Hold on...Dethklok aren't cartoons? |
 
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