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NAY

as long as they're clean. yay.

They make fine kindling.

Do not underestimate the power of the hand coupled with a good imagination

which one means yes?

...Yay

CHIX WITH DIX ROFLOLOLOLOLOL

I got one moving in!

A chick with a dick? Gross.

dwyer has a chick with a dick moving in?

john, i hope she likes metal posters covering ever square inch of her home. and she better be nice to beans.

chicks rule until they break up with you 5 days after xmas and don't give back the diamond necklace you gave her. she sucks...but other chicks are cool. just that one really sucks.

I miss having a girlfriend but I really can't imagine making time for a relationship right now with the hours I work (3am to noon usually)...also I like being single and not having someone else's crazy to deal with. My crazy is enough.

I mostly just miss the sex

This is the truth and nothing but the truth.

Did I say that? Well if Aaron says I did I must have. Can't argue with the truth.

i'm finding myself not even that interested anymore. with the amount of bullshit that comes with the deed, its not worth performing it. i've never understood the "dude i need to get laid" mentality in most guys, but even less now as women are getting worse and worse.

I hear you, I'm not really like that either. I just got really attached to having sex everyday and then none for almost 10 months now...I'm only 25, 10 months without sex is a little too much for me to bare. First 5 I didn't miss it or have any interest in pursuing it...now I do.

on the same page, although i'm about 6 months past you. the hand is getting stale

I miss the single days when you could just be a whore and get away with it. aahh...nostalgia.

Awkward post is awkward.

wopps. that was supposed to go somewhere else. nevermind.

end what?

I fingerblast myself to the thought of mayonnaise and sandals.

Holy fuck. I want to start a religion based around this post.

They're nothing but trouble, but I can't seem to stay away.

"Men spend 9 months waiting come out of a vagina and the rest of their lives trying to get back in."

If I spent as much time trying to get laid as most guys I'd probably hate my life more than I already do.

^Second commandment.

bennyhillifier

this song should be called Bimbos Bimbos Bimbos, I'd respect it more

No posters in the living room anymore!



She loves Beans, her cat Ginger moved in like 6-7 weeks ago.

My "CD room" is now the bedroom and the old bedroom is now the office / closet!

Pathos is 100% in the basement now, total stock room / record store.

was it diamond or a CUBIC ZIRCONiA?

I'm not a cheapskate, it was a diamond...pth

SELL OUT!!!

My living room is covered in band posters.

Though they ARE framed...

Now I don't need to make my own post because you said it for me.

WOW.

Cunt.

i love how no matter how much you wash your hands the smell of good poon does not come off your fingers for at least a day. yum.

That was freakin transcendental, Tom.

I, for one, welcome our new vaginal overlords.