...when you open a bag of chips, it smells like a fart?

It's the cycle of life.

stop buying pork rinds

Because you touch yourself at night.

They're Utz, btw. Not pork rinds.

ohh well thats why... i have experienced this as well with Utz chips.

It's happened to me with lays too. Any brand of plain potato chips.

I noticed that deli turkey smells like farts too when you first open the ziplock bag that the deli gives it to you in.

Because your farts smell like Utz chips. Why that is, I will not speculate

Or maybe you eat those things and your farts smell like those things so when you get those things you smell those things that smell like your farts that are derived from those things.

couch potato chips