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returntothepit >> discuss >> THE HUSBAND STORE by RustedAngel on Mar 30,2004 11:53am
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toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 30,2004 11:53am
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012,996 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.



HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY I KNOW!!! LASDOLOLOLOLOLOLz



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 30,2004 11:54am
no comment...



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 30,2004 11:56am
the_reverend said:
no comment...


*coughs*



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 30,2004 11:59am
ha, that was good



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 30,2004 12:05pm
yup, i've heard this one before



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 30,2004 6:46pm
i thought the men were gonna be gay... you
know, good looking and helping with
housework and all...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 30,2004 6:51pm
yup i heard that one too



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