http://capecod.craigslist.org/wan/1359314265.html

And in case it gets flagged...


looking for......

Weed, pot, cronic, grass.. whatever you want to call it. I am not a cop, trust me when i tell you. email me, do not include you number if you do not want to. basicly im looking for headys, sour desiel, or white widow. please e mail me and il give you my number and you call me restricted if you think its nessesary. thanks. my email is mr.privit@live.com


Location: cape cod

You can trust this guy because he said he is not a cop, haha.

Flagged already. Hope someone was able to help this fine gentleman.

I feel bad. I've never done something that stupid for weed, but there sure have been times when I FELT that desperate.

http://worcester.craigslist.org/m4w/1577933206.html

^ROFL

I'm a cop.

I'm a decent looking guy. 23 years old. Live in Oxford. Work fulltime, own a truck and play in a metal band. We play out often and are working hard to get our shit out there be noticed and get on a tour. I love to smoke and chill and laugh. I want to find a girl to join my life and hang out get into eachothers heads a bit and have fun.
If you are a stoner chick please email me.

I need a stoner bitch baby lookin just like you.
And if you like to get high, well then you just might do.
Never cry. you only sad when the sack is gone.
I got a pound & a bong so girl pack the bong.
Fuck the coach, fuck the prada, fuck the dolce & gabana.
She's happy kickin back smokin a fat sack of marijuana.

PERFECT!!!!

hit me up.

HAHA

Imagine how horrible that kid's "metal band" must be.

When I started reading it I was hoping for RTTP pics in the ad.

Me too. I am now disappointed.

Someone book this dude's band.

ATTN: MORBIDLY OBESE SEVENDUST ENTHUSIAST

I want to book your killer metal band. This is in no way a ploy to lure you into a public place where you can be openly mocked and ridiculed... and be later murdered with a lead pipe.

this thread reminded me of http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=31339 for some reason.

i'm choking on my taco salad

my 11 year old brother tried to sell a ps one game a few weeks ago

HAHA HE DID WOW! wtf?

retarded right

Haha

That first looks like he's chillin with his mom at a bar. Or he must like cougars kid

at least bob marley likes him

I think he loves him, he's about to kiss him

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