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returntothepit >> discuss >> Stranger slaps child because it would not shutup in Walmart. by SkinSandwich on Sep 2,2009 3:18pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2009 3:28pm
well he had a valid point. kids are jerks



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 2,2009 3:30pm
I don't get it... it would have made much more sense to throw it in the trash compactor out back



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Sep 2,2009 3:33pm
"According to the report, after the mother failed to quiet the girl, Stephens came up to them and slapped the child several times in the face."

I don't know why but that is just epic.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2009 3:33pm
thats messy and would ruin perfectly good bumfoodz



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 2,2009 3:53pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
kids are jerks


FACT.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Sep 2,2009 4:03pm
this will be me someday. other peoples kids piss me off so much. kill babies before they are born!



toggletoggle post by sever at Sep 2,2009 4:18pm
give this man a medal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 2,2009 4:27pm
i've definately asked parents to shut their kids up, but i'd never "do it for them".



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 2,2009 4:34pm
Actually everyone involved should be slapped repeatedly just for being in walmart.



toggletoggle post by Hahah at Sep 2,2009 4:41pm
You guys know nothing about kids or parenting hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 2,2009 4:46pm
nor do we want to.



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Sep 2,2009 4:49pm
I've wanted to do this numerous times



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Sep 2,2009 5:07pm
That guy sorta kinda looks like my dad. And that's something my dad might do too...



toggletoggle post by Hahah at Sep 2,2009 5:14pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
nor do we want to.


Having real responsibilties ftw



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Sep 2,2009 5:16pm
That guy fucking rules



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 2,2009 5:24pm
the mom probably did NOTHING to shut up her kid. I see mom's like that a lot...they refuse to control their kids and let them do whatever...

my friend's dad took his grand kid to the park and another kid kept on picking on his grandchild...so my friend's dad was like.."oh you shouldn't do that.." but he said it nicely...the kid's mom said NOTHING..she didn't give a crap that her kid was being a bully...so my friend's dad pulled a fast one...and managed to pinch the kid hard...and move out of the way so the kid didn't know what happened HAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 2,2009 5:24pm
Hahah said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
nor do we want to.


Having real responsibilties ftw


Yeah, have fun with your miserable life.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2009 5:29pm
speaking from someone who has a miserable life



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Sep 2,2009 5:35pm
People with kids have the most boring conversations. All they talk about is their fucking kids. Shut the fuck up already.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 2,2009 5:56pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
speaking from someone who has a miserable life


WOW!

Bad grammar.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Sep 2,2009 5:59pm
quintessence said[orig][quote]
People with kids have the most boring conversations. All they talk about is their fucking kids. Shut the fuck up already.


My homeboy has a kid and all we talk about is music. Kid is never mentioned.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Sep 2,2009 5:59pm
unless the kid is a prodigy, dont talk about it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2009 6:03pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
speaking from someone who has a miserable life


WOW!

Bad grammar.


OH NO DID I LOSE MY INTERNETTING LICENSE??!!!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 3,2009 8:37am
Hahah said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
nor do we want to.


Having real responsibilties ftw


Is having a child the only thing that qualifies as a real responsibility to you? You're stupid, stop talking.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 3,2009 8:57am
Slapping other people's kids is a far greater responsibility than having your own.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 3,2009 9:08am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Slapping other people's kids is a far greater responsibility than having your own.


QFT



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Sep 3,2009 10:03am
I would of kicked the kid in the jaw



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 3,2009 10:13am
Time for another annoying, serious comment from aril.

It is quite funny reading some of these comments, because honestly it seems most of you guys have no idea what it's like to put someone else's needs in front of your own.
What happened to the respect of a raising a child? As history has shown us, there is no greater honor than raising a child and watching it grow up, looking up to you as a role model. It is what our civilization was based on for thousands of years.
Obviously stupid people shouldn't breed; but the personal enlightenment and responsibilities that come along with having a child certainly say a lot about someone.

But hey, to each their own. But someday, if you guys even think about it, maybe you'll understand what I'm talking about.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 3,2009 10:15am
aril, you gotta be joking. Your taking the comments in this thread too seriously. Obviously everyone respects what it is to raise a child, we're just laughing at a dude slapping someone else's kid. I bet you laughed too.



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 3,2009 10:17am
haha yea I laughed, but it seems every thread where children are mentioned everyone always bashes the idea of having kids. Obviously, since most people here are too naive and/or young to even think about it (which I don't blame you), but there is a general lack of respect for people who have kids on this board.



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 3,2009 10:23am
PS: I hate every other kid except my own.. so carry on dudes!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 3,2009 10:27am
I have kids, but I did laugh at the article too. Raising spuds is the hardest thing I have ever done, but I would not trade it for anything. One thing I cannot stand is people not able to control their kids though. Most parents these days are scared shitless if they discipline their kids for fears of DSS knocking on their door. A lot of shit fuck kids use DSS as a threat to get away with whatever they want. Fuckers. regardless, I have walked the thin line of discipline with my kids and societys "believe" in how to do it and I came out on top. I have the respect of my kids, once I got that things are just fine. I am more than half way through my tour of duty with kids so that is awesome too!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 3,2009 10:28am
Now, I really DON'T mean this offensively to you Jim, but there is a general lack of respect for anything on this board. I think maybe you're just extra sensitive to this subject because you have a child. Which by the way, I have told you before that i greatly respect what you did with your life when it happened. You realized that you were responsible for another life OTHER than your own, and made the changes to your lifestyle to do everything you could to give that kid everything he needs. Very, very respectable.....

That being said, i don't see anything in this thread that should offend you. It's just dudes being dudes on a message board. You have my respect, but most importantly you have your child's respect. That's all that matters, what anyone says on here shouldn't bother you at all.



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 3,2009 10:32am
I never read rttp as a serious message board, hence why I've trolled about half the people on this board



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 3,2009 10:33am
well ok then. wanna get lunch today?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 3,2009 10:34am
every day i am so thankful that of all the mistakes i've made over the years, a child was not one of them.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Sep 3,2009 10:38am
I love being a parent and wouldn't have it any other way. I also agree that not liking other people's kids, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR KIDS TO WAL-MART is acceptable. I laughed at the article but I also sighed because the lack of parenting skills in this generation is highly disappointing hence why we have stories like this floating around.



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 3,2009 10:38am
ouch - maybe. might have free lunch in my office again today. not sure yet

yeti - i respect people who don't want kids. but it is a pretty rewarding experience, just make sure you're settled down when you have them hahah



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 3,2009 10:42am
if i was even to consider having a kid, it wouldn't be for at least another decade. mainly due to the fact that this current state of society is no place to bring a child to, but also because i have so much i want to do, and wouldn't be able to with a child.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 3,2009 10:46am
my kid is starting to test the limits of acceptable behavior (as most 15 month olds do) and i'm doing my best to keep her in line. there are way too many pussy parents out there who let their kids walk all over them and everyone else. those kids grow up to be inconsiderate, selfish shitheads. i don't want to be one of those stupid parents.


in short: DISCIPLINE YOUR KIDS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 3,2009 11:09am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
in short: DISCIPLINE YOUR KIDS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY


Actually, every morning on the commuter rail there is this stupid white trash lady that has 3 kids. They're all incredibly obnoxious and won't shut up. I've always wanted to do something about it. Maybe I will today.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 3,2009 11:21am
Slap a kid for Jesus.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 3,2009 11:28am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
my kid is starting to test the limits of acceptable behavior (as most 15 month olds do) and i'm doing my best to keep her in line. there are way too many pussy parents out there who let their kids walk all over them and everyone else. those kids grow up to be inconsiderate, selfish shitheads. i don't want to be one of those stupid parents.


in short: DISCIPLINE YOUR KIDS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY


In my opinion, that's why so many kids are diagnosed with ADHD. Not because they actually have it, but because they were never disciplined to pay attention and do what they're told, so they do what they want, don't pay attention, and it's diagnosed as a "learning disorder". bullshit.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 3,2009 12:41pm
not to mention their idea of parenting is to put them in front of a computer or video game where they have everything at the touch of a button, and don't understand patience.



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Sep 3,2009 2:46pm
dude looks like an ancient al bundy



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 11,2009 10:06am
Al would've slapped the kid and called the mom a cow.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 11,2009 10:15am
my kid is getting out of control. someone is going to slap her at a store if i can't break her bad habits.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 11,2009 10:33am
It's the American way.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 11,2009 10:51am
LAUGHING OUT MOTHER FUCKING LOUD!!!!!



toggletoggle post by the nation's top scientists at Nov 11,2009 11:07am
studies have shown that burning children is an efficient method of creating energy to power homes and cars



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 11,2009 1:19pm
Dude, if someone slapped one of my kids they'd get slapped right the fuck back...with a blunt object.

Of course my kids aren't turds. So there's that.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 11,2009 1:40pm
I'd slap the parent with my Corinthian leatherglove and put their child in the cross-face chicken wing.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 11,2009 1:53pm
sodomize the parents

eat the child




toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 11,2009 1:58pm
Make that a Pearl River Plunge.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 11,2009 7:26pm
AL BUNDY would have had more class.

He would have slapped the kid and then sent the kid back into the kitchen to cook dinner.



toggletoggle post by OneEyedDog at Nov 12,2009 6:50pm edited Nov 12,2009 6:51pm



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Dec 2,2009 4:53pm
Well worth another read.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 2,2009 5:36pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I'd slap the parent with my Corinthian leatherglove and put their child in the cross-face chicken wing.





toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 2,2009 5:39pm
HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Dec 4,2009 12:48am
Always slap someone else's screaming kid in public.



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