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New site? Maybe some day.
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Did you ever get that sneaking suspicion that some metalheads are "faking it"?
Sure, they have bought all the right things. They have the posters on the walls, the tshirts, the CDs and rare vinyl and maybe even some classic demos.
But they're faking it and you can tell because they don't understand metal as being different from rock music, indie, emo, punk -- you name it!
They've picked metal as an identity, because they need some cause in order to claim their lives have meaning, but they don't seem to understand it at all.
It's like they're spectators at an art gallery who say "I like the red one; red's my favorite color!" or tourists visiting a battlefield when they can't remember who the two sides were. It's like they're not actually engaged with life itself much at all, but want to dress up like metalheads so we think they are.
Faking it
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This explains post-1994 metal quite well. |
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I thought this was going to be about female orgasms. |
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Finally, an article you're qualified to write. |
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Pre 1994 metalheads: Will get social security |
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Pre 1994 Metal: Hitting one pinch harmonic made us "technical". |
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Who do you know who's faking it? It might be time to call them out on it just to watch them squirm.
YOU'RE A FAKER
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Pre 1994 Metal: Hitting one pinch harmonic made us "technical". |
haha |
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This picture really gets on my nerves. Does anybody else want to punch this guy in the fucking face? |
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How much do you think he paid for those "faded" jeans? |
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I accidentally metal the whole thing. |
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This picture really gets on my nerves. Does anybody else want to punch this guy in the fucking face? |
Hi! I do! |
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It's definitely the perfect picture to illustrate the point of the article... |
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quit metalling in the affairs of poseur professionals |
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I thought this was going to be about female orgasms. |
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i don't dress or even look like the stereotypical metalhead. i guess that means i'm the clear for being accused as a "faker" |
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I just look like an asshole for the most part. |
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I thought this was gonna be about Blue |
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