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New site? Maybe some day.
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As most of you are well aware some scientists subscribe to the theory that there are an infinite number of alternate universes all operating parallel to one another, and in each one exists the possibility of slight to major changes between the rest.
For the rest of what I'm sure will be a long and crappy Friday afternoon propose a basis for an alternate universe.
In an alternate universe everyone is dead, and only Ted Kennedy is alive. |
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In an alternate universe, I'm at home, getting a bj while each a veggie BLT made of gold leaf. |
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Seriously, were you listening my conversation wirh mikeov last night? |
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you wanted mikeov to give you a BJ while you were eating a veggie BLT made of gold leaf... er.. homo? |
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saw that coming a miiiiiile away, haha |
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every night I pass by the 33 MILLION DOLLARS POWERBALLS WHOOOO-AAAAA. I would love to win 12 million. |
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in an alternate universe, I have straight hair. |
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Seriously, were you listening my conversation wirh mikeov last night? |
In an alternate universe the most intellectual thought Mike has ever had is that "Notre Dame is gonna kick Perdue's ass." |
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In an alternate universe, the reverend doesn't exist and the inanimate carbon rod brings peace amongst all nations. |
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Revs been on my shitlist lately |
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in an alternate universe, I have straight hair. |
yeah right... these are infinite POSSIBLE universes. not UNPOSSIBLE universes. |
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aril hates me for the post office and cause he didn't say no homo. |
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Why should he be mad? You're the one who said I'd be on the giving end. I hope you die at a metalcore show, station nightclub style. |
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50% of the time you're wrong |
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in an alternate universe, the reverend is a girl. |
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In an alternate universe the reverend dies at a metalcore show, station nightclub style. |
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In an alternate universe I am not a troll |
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in and altenate universe, Winterthrone put out a little album called IX Equilibrium. |
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In an alternate universe Ministry never puts out Land of Rape and Honey. Mild mannered Aaron Pepelis never gets into metal. RTTP never exists, and somewhere the dank corners of a bleak hopeless universe we're all productive employees at our respective jobs. |
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In an alternate universe, rich bova can't shred at all. |
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in and altenate universe, Winterthrone put out a little album called IX Equilibrium. |
In our universe, I WISH
An Elegy of Icaros FTW ;) |
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this thread needs more bova, codso, greeny, deathcore jokes |
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In an alternate universe, we have the anatomy of a lego dude. |
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yea, well in an alternate universe, all FFs past 6 are good and don't suck |
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in an alternate universe, bova is still a guitar god. |
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In an alternate universe I'm skinny and beatbox for a living. |
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In an alternate universe, this site is called return to the phish dot dude. |
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In an alternate universe, aril is a cool cool dude. |
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in an alternate universe, Anal Cunt is a Christian rock band. |
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In alternate universe, Soviet Russia makes jokes about Yakov Smirnov. |
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In an alternate universe, in an alternate universe. |
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In an alternate universe white people wow the world with their superior basketball and standup comedy skills. Black people resent the shit out of them for it. |
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in a alternate universe there are women on this board. |
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in alternate universe, Soviet Russia's you |
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in an alternate universe, yeti is actually a yeti |
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in an alternate universe, Beavis is president. |
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in an alternate universe, Wren is actually named Bob. |
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In an alternate universe, Schrödinger's cat is neither dead or alive
..oh wait |
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in an alternate universe some of the shit you guys are posting in this thread is actually FUNNY.
BURNED! |
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In an alternate universe Codso is fed up with not being able to find a white power band to join. |
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The opening arguement that there is an"infinite" amount of parallel universes is higly unlikely. Definitely a controlled number of alternate dimensions within the multi-verse... |
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Well now we know who the "fags on wheelz" troll is:
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Wrong. |
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In an alternate universe, the MDF sucks. |
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Cryin' Man. |
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See man. its like all the man, man! and the chem trails and the liberal nazi commie jews that run the fed that puts poison in our food so that we touch money and the poison gets on the money then the money transmits a signal to the tax collecters in the alternate universe , mannnn. |
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Well now we know who the "fags on wheelz" troll is:
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He made it too easy. |
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In an alternate universe, Composted is a serious band. |
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in an alternate universe, my boss didn't just quit and I still have a job. sigh |
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In an alternate universe, as the sun sets is a grind band.... |
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In an alternate universe, I'm at home, getting a bj while each a veggie BLT made of gold leaf. |
Gross...eat meat. Whatever it is that youre putting into your body cannot be natural in the slightest. |
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in an alternate universe, white guys drive a car like this: (leans back) do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do. yeah, but black guys, see, they drive a car like this: dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee.
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In an alternate universe, Schrödinger's cat is neither dead or alive
..oh wait |
lol |
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Wrong. |
dude rules. |
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Wrong. |
dude rules. |
b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack! |
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in an alternate universe, i have a fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, woohoo, i hit the jackpot. |
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In an alternate universe, rice pudding is self aware but tragically delicious |
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in an alternate universe, cryptopsy is still good |
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in an alternate universe, cryptopsy is good |
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in an alternate universe, i have a fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, woohoo, i hit the jackpot. |
hm. it's raining again.
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in an alternate universe, sacreligion still exists and got signed to nuclear blast |
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bizarro sac actually had fans. |
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in an alternate universe, Herugrim rocks the hizzy. |
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I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish |
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in an alternate universe, xmikex does drugs all the time and listens to pg.99 on a daily basis |
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the latter is the most realistic. |
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As opposed to the semi daily basis that I listen to Pg. 99 now?
Way to dream, Gene Roddenbery. |
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no idea you still listen to them, I was just guessing hahaha |
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In an alternate universe, Conservationist worships Opeth. |
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Isn't this like religion? Wishful thinking about alternate universes? Shit, we got a great one right here, if people would wake up and stop whining. |
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It is only in an alternate universe, that people cease to whine. |
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Wrong. |
dude rules. |
b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack! |
by faaarrr my favorite black. ever.
i actually just watched the newest NOVA science now like 10 mins ago... |
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NDT FTW
that would be an awesome shirt. |
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In an alternate universe, scientists theorize that there are no alternate universes. OH SHIT I BLEW UR MIND. |
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in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet |
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in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet |
Woah... I hope it's the same for me... or him me in the other universe... |
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in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet |
in an alternate universe, you are grizloch? |
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Wrong. |
dude rules. |
b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack! |
alternate universe thread dude. |
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In an alternate universe, a coin flip made my life significantly better when I got married to Turanga Leela based on one. |
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