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returntothepit >> discuss >> Alternate universe thread by xmikex on Aug 28,2009 11:06am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 11:06am


As most of you are well aware some scientists subscribe to the theory that there are an infinite number of alternate universes all operating parallel to one another, and in each one exists the possibility of slight to major changes between the rest.

For the rest of what I'm sure will be a long and crappy Friday afternoon propose a basis for an alternate universe.

In an alternate universe everyone is dead, and only Ted Kennedy is alive.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:10am
In an alternate universe, I'm at home, getting a bj while each a veggie BLT made of gold leaf.



toggletoggle post by Aril at Aug 28,2009 11:12am
Seriously, were you listening my conversation wirh mikeov last night?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:13am
you wanted mikeov to give you a BJ while you were eating a veggie BLT made of gold leaf... er.. homo?



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 11:14am
saw that coming a miiiiiile away, haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:14am
every night I pass by the 33 MILLION DOLLARS POWERBALLS WHOOOO-AAAAA. I would love to win 12 million.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 11:16am
in an alternate universe, I have straight hair.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 11:17am
Aril said[orig][quote]
Seriously, were you listening my conversation wirh mikeov last night?


In an alternate universe the most intellectual thought Mike has ever had is that "Notre Dame is gonna kick Perdue's ass."



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 11:17am
In an alternate universe, the reverend doesn't exist and the inanimate carbon rod brings peace amongst all nations.



toggletoggle post by Aril at Aug 28,2009 11:17am
Revs been on my shitlist lately



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:18am
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
in an alternate universe, I have straight hair.
yeah right... these are infinite POSSIBLE universes. not UNPOSSIBLE universes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:19am
aril hates me for the post office and cause he didn't say no homo.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 11:20am
Why should he be mad? You're the one who said I'd be on the giving end. I hope you die at a metalcore show, station nightclub style.



toggletoggle post by Aril at Aug 28,2009 11:20am
50% of the time you're wrong



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 11:21am
in an alternate universe, the reverend is a girl.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 11:21am
In an alternate universe the reverend dies at a metalcore show, station nightclub style.



toggletoggle post by Aril at Aug 28,2009 11:24am
In an alternate universe I am not a troll



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:25am
in and altenate universe, Winterthrone put out a little album called IX Equilibrium.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 11:30am
In an alternate universe Ministry never puts out Land of Rape and Honey. Mild mannered Aaron Pepelis never gets into metal. RTTP never exists, and somewhere the dank corners of a bleak hopeless universe we're all productive employees at our respective jobs.



toggletoggle post by Aril at Aug 28,2009 11:33am
In an alternate universe, rich bova can't shred at all.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 11:36am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
in and altenate universe, Winterthrone put out a little album called IX Equilibrium.


In our universe, I WISH

An Elegy of Icaros FTW ;)



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 11:38am
this thread needs more bova, codso, greeny, deathcore jokes



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Aug 28,2009 11:40am
In an alternate universe, we have the anatomy of a lego dude.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 11:41am
yea, well in an alternate universe, all FFs past 6 are good and don't suck



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 11:45am
in an alternate universe, bova is still a guitar god.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 28,2009 11:45am
In an alternate universe I'm skinny and beatbox for a living.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:52am
In an alternate universe, this site is called return to the phish dot dude.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Aug 28,2009 11:59am
In an alternate universe, aril is a cool cool dude.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 12:01pm
in an alternate universe, Anal Cunt is a Christian rock band.



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Aug 28,2009 12:13pm
In alternate universe, Soviet Russia makes jokes about Yakov Smirnov.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Aug 28,2009 12:18pm
In an alternate universe, in an alternate universe.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 12:48pm
In an alternate universe white people wow the world with their superior basketball and standup comedy skills. Black people resent the shit out of them for it.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 28,2009 12:55pm
in a alternate universe there are women on this board.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2009 1:06pm
in alternate universe, Soviet Russia's you



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 1:07pm
in an alternate universe, yeti is actually a yeti



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2009 1:07pm
in an alternate universe, Beavis is president.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2009 1:08pm
in an alternate universe, Wren is actually named Bob.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 1:11pm
In an alternate universe, Schrödinger's cat is neither dead or alive

..oh wait



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 28,2009 1:12pm
in an alternate universe some of the shit you guys are posting in this thread is actually FUNNY.



BURNED!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 1:26pm
In an alternate universe Codso is fed up with not being able to find a white power band to join.



toggletoggle post by fags on wheelz at Aug 28,2009 1:28pm
The opening arguement that there is an"infinite" amount of parallel universes is higly unlikely. Definitely a controlled number of alternate dimensions within the multi-verse...



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 1:31pm edited Aug 28,2009 1:31pm
Well now we know who the "fags on wheelz" troll is:




toggletoggle post by fags on wheelz at Aug 28,2009 1:35pm


Wrong.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 1:37pm
In an alternate universe, the MDF sucks.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 1:38pm
Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Cryin' Man.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 28,2009 1:41pm
See man. its like all the man, man! and the chem trails and the liberal nazi commie jews that run the fed that puts poison in our food so that we touch money and the poison gets on the money then the money transmits a signal to the tax collecters in the alternate universe , mannnn.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 1:43pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Well now we know who the "fags on wheelz" troll is:



He made it too easy.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 28,2009 1:45pm
In an alternate universe, Composted is a serious band.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 1:57pm
in an alternate universe, my boss didn't just quit and I still have a job. sigh



toggletoggle post by fags on wheelz at Aug 28,2009 2:01pm
In an alternate universe, as the sun sets is a grind band....



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 28,2009 2:03pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
In an alternate universe, I'm at home, getting a bj while each a veggie BLT made of gold leaf.


Gross...eat meat. Whatever it is that youre putting into your body cannot be natural in the slightest.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 28,2009 2:14pm
in an alternate universe, white guys drive a car like this: (leans back) do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do. yeah, but black guys, see, they drive a car like this: dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 2:17pm
MikeOfDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
In an alternate universe, Schrödinger's cat is neither dead or alive

..oh wait
lol



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 2:18pm
fags%20on%20wheelz said[orig][quote]


Wrong.
dude rules.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 28,2009 2:19pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fags%20on%20wheelz said[orig][quote]


Wrong.
dude rules.


b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2009 3:35pm
in an alternate universe, i have a fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, woohoo, i hit the jackpot.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 28,2009 3:37pm
In an alternate universe, rice pudding is self aware but tragically delicious



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 3:39pm
in an alternate universe, cryptopsy is still good



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 28,2009 3:41pm
aril said[orig][quote]
in an alternate universe, cryptopsy is good



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 28,2009 3:42pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
in an alternate universe, i have a fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, woohoo, i hit the jackpot.


hm. it's raining again.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 3:42pm
in an alternate universe, sacreligion still exists and got signed to nuclear blast



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 28,2009 3:44pm
bizarro sac actually had fans.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 28,2009 3:44pm
in an alternate universe, Herugrim rocks the hizzy.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 3:47pm
...no comment



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 3:47pm
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 3:49pm
in an alternate universe, xmikex does drugs all the time and listens to pg.99 on a daily basis



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 3:51pm
the latter is the most realistic.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 28,2009 4:11pm
As opposed to the semi daily basis that I listen to Pg. 99 now?

Way to dream, Gene Roddenbery.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 28,2009 4:17pm
no idea you still listen to them, I was just guessing hahaha



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Aug 28,2009 4:21pm
In an alternate universe, Conservationist worships Opeth.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Aug 28,2009 9:19pm



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 29,2009 9:20am
Isn't this like religion? Wishful thinking about alternate universes? Shit, we got a great one right here, if people would wake up and stop whining.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Aug 29,2009 10:25am
It is only in an alternate universe, that people cease to whine.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 29,2009 1:26pm
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fags%20on%20wheelz said[orig][quote]


Wrong.
dude rules.


b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack!


by faaarrr my favorite black. ever.

i actually just watched the newest NOVA science now like 10 mins ago...



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Aug 29,2009 1:27pm
NDT FTW

that would be an awesome shirt.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 29,2009 1:54pm
Damn. Missed it.



toggletoggle post by BIZZARO DYA at Aug 29,2009 3:01pm
In an alternate universe, scientists theorize that there are no alternate universes. OH SHIT I BLEW UR MIND.



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Aug 29,2009 3:07pm
in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 29,2009 3:19pm
Dr.%20Sphincto said[orig][quote]
in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet


Woah... I hope it's the same for me... or him me in the other universe...



toggletoggle post by gslizzle at Aug 29,2009 4:01pm
Dr.%20Sphincto said[orig][quote]
in an alternate universe, I hate metal, have good looks, and i'm the ultimate chick magnet


in an alternate universe, you are grizloch?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 29,2009 5:24pm
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fags%20on%20wheelz said[orig][quote]


Wrong.
dude rules.


b-b-b-bu... but... but he's blaaaaack!
alternate universe thread dude.



toggletoggle post by Philip J. Fry at Aug 29,2009 7:03pm
In an alternate universe, a coin flip made my life significantly better when I got married to Turanga Leela based on one.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 29,2009 8:27pm
awesome



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 31,2009 7:33am
Turanga? PHILIP?



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