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returntothepit >> discuss >> Got kids? Check their ass for beer bongs. by pam on Aug 25,2009 8:47pm
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toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 25,2009 8:47pm
http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixm...ould-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx


Drug trends: Find out where your kids could be hiding them

PHOENIX -- Experts have an alert for parents as the school year begins: there are brand new ways kids are taking and hiding drugs.

"Drug use typically triples between 6th grade and 8th grade," according to Stephanie Siete of Community Bridges, a Valley substance abuse, treatment and detox center.

From her own collection she reveals the hiding spots for drugs, including water bottles and energy drinks that twist open to reveal a hidden compartment for storage.

But she said the latest trends include "snorting vodka shots."

More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.

"It's quicker absorption, it's hidden and it's new," said Siete, "For females, they're damaging their reproductive system."


But that's not all.

If you think your kid is studying, she said look closer at his or her highlighter.

It too, can pull open and become a pipe.

Lipstick cases can work the same way.

Then, there are pocket shots, filled with alcohol, not to mention the energy drinks.

"In case you don't have time to drink the big can, you can take a shot of your high doses of caffeine," Siete said.

She said if your 12-year-old is drinking that much caffeine, it begs the question what will they be doing at 15?

That's why she said it's so important for parents to intervene.

"It's hard to recognize," Siete said. "A lot of drug use looks like the everyday common cold, allergies, watery eyes, tired, who isn't tired?"

Siete said many kids are learning how to use drugs on sites like YouTube.

If you're a parent or a child wanting to learn more about how to spot drug use, Community Bridges offers free classes.




toggletoggle post by contagion   at Aug 25,2009 8:56pm
i forgot how awesome middle school was



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Aug 25,2009 9:02pm
And parents aren't allowed to smack their kids? If physical discipline were allowed, kids wouldn't have the balls to do this in the numbers they are.



toggletoggle post by The Revealer at Aug 25,2009 9:07pm
No worries about the breathalyzer...



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 25,2009 9:15pm
pam said[orig][quote]
soaking tampons in vodka."For females, they're damaging their reproductive system."



This is awesome and I hope this catches on, less unwanted womb droppings!



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Aug 25,2009 10:12pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
soaking tampons in vodka."For females, they're damaging their reproductive system."



This is awesome and I hope this catches on, less unwanted womb droppings!


I've never backed anything harder. In fact, I would vote for a presidential candidate running on a vodka-tampon platform.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 27,2009 7:52am
i don't believe this is real.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 27,2009 8:02am
Murph said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
soaking tampons in vodka."For females, they're damaging their reproductive system."



This is awesome and I hope this catches on, less unwanted womb droppings!


I've never backed anything harder. In fact, I would vote for a presidential candidate running on a vodka-tampon platform.
exactly, if they're stupid enough to do this, then there stupid enough to get pregnant too young...which means they're too stupid to mother a child



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 27,2009 2:39pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i don't believe this is real.


I thought the same at first...then I remembered some of the kids I knew in high school.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 27,2009 2:42pm
I want to see the discipline report that gets sent home.

"Billy was found in the bathroom after lunch, bent over like Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, while Johnny proceeded to funnel 3 PBR's into his anus. Billy seemed hesitant at first, but as he eased up, you could see the satisfaction on his face."



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 27,2009 2:45pm
If these pussy kids want to get drunk fast they should be doing shots of their Dad's Everclear like we did. Fucking kids these days.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 27,2009 2:46pm
Cereal. Whoever decided that liquor wasn't the best way to get drunk at school is an idiot. Reminds me of the kid that had dropped a backpack full of beer in the locker room at Millbury and had like 5 of em explode. Smart people in my town, I tells ya.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 27,2009 3:18pm
pam said[orig][quote]
If these pussy kids want to get drunk fast they should be doing shots of their Dad's Everclear like we did. Fucking kids these days.


haha now they can only handle Miller Lite's in their ass instead of pounding a nip in the bathroom.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 27,2009 4:59pm
Personally, I prefer Scotch in my tampons.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 27,2009 5:27pm
Damn, kids are getting smart.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Aug 27,2009 6:00pm
wtf anal bear bong? like funnel in the ass?



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 27,2009 7:28pm
I've heard of people doing this. The biggest problem is that because it absorbs the alcohol into your bloodstream faster, kids will get fucked up faster and harder then usual, so there have been cases of kids doing this and getting full blown alcohol poisoning and having to go to the hospital. They have no clue about how much is too much.



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI W/ ANAL ETHANOL at Aug 27,2009 7:28pm
BEAR BONG FTW



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 27,2009 8:08pm
Dankill said[orig][quote]
I've heard of people doing this. The biggest problem is that because it absorbs the alcohol into your bloodstream faster, kids will get fucked up faster and harder then usual, so there have been cases of kids doing this and getting full blown alcohol poisoning and having to go to the hospital. They have no clue about how much is too much.


No better way to learn!



toggletoggle post by USgAy at Aug 27,2009 8:09pm
Sticking shit up your ass? More like queer bong.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 27,2009 9:25pm
c'mon, where's the "alcohol in your vagina? it's more likely than you think" pictures. I no longer have photo editing capabilities or i'd do it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 27,2009 10:31pm
did I just read right?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 28,2009 1:06am
Beer in your anus? More likely than you drink!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 28,2009 6:10am
BEER BONG ENEMA BEER BONG ENEMA BEER BONG ENEMA




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