Reading this thread won't help you then. Go buy a Macintosh. Or later Gorgoroth album. Or even get sweaty with Vader. But don't sit around reading message boards.

Does checking to see if anybody responded to your own thread on a message board count as being gay too?

try gay.com

yes.

idk why he asks... maybe that is his cover?

gay for turtles.

I guess so. I nearly forgot about posting this, and was ready to troll it until I remembered.