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returntothepit >> discuss >> Boston based Deathcore seeks members. by Despised on Aug 17,2009 6:21pm
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toggletoggle post by Despised at Aug 17,2009 6:21pm
Greetings. My name is Casey. I'm the founding member of a Deathcore band (yet to be a named) that is currently taking shape. Currently we have two vocalists (A female, & I), &, a guitarist (possibly 2, though nothing confirmed).

My vision is brutal. A band that carries heavy influences from bands such Despised Icon, The Red Chord, &, Winds of Plague, among others. I'm very open to experimenting with crossing over genre's (i.e. Math, Death, Grind, etc), but the main premise here is to keep it brutal. No clean vocals. None. We both have a very unique power house style behind our voices. She, high. Me, low.

We're looking for serious musicians ONLY, who are serious about joining a band that is sure to destroy the east coast (and beyond). I'm also very open to collaboration, so artists interested in helping out in the writing process (musically, or lyrically) are more than encouraged to apply.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:23pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 6:25pm
get the fuck off this board right now before things get worse



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:27pm
I'm not going to lie sometimes.....SOMETIMES i play some all shall perish when I'm feeling like being a dirty, dirty boy.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:28pm edited Aug 17,2009 6:28pm
But seriously theres enough of these bands around today. Why don't you make something new and original? Oh wait, being original is gay nowadays.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:29pm
Will Smith is Brutal as Fuck



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 6:30pm
nothing is original.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:31pm
and def dont buy a two day pass and flyer at this fest.



cause no one there would ever be interested in such a band.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:32pm
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 6:33pm
pires = sweet hair.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 6:34pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


seriously, this board is about doing a 300 lbs cling and press



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 17,2009 6:35pm
Post n00dz of female vocalist promptly.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:35pm
lulz @ you. i haz none. oh wait. lulz @ me. damn.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:35pm edited Aug 17,2009 6:36pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


Well we discuss music. Doesn't that mean that partially this board is about music?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:37pm edited Aug 17,2009 6:38pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


seriously, this board is about doing a 300 lbs cling and press




DEADLIFT motherfucker!!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:37pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


Well we discuss music. Doesn't that mean that partially this board is about music?


sense of humor. you haz none.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:38pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


Well we discuss music. Doesn't that mean that partially this board is about music?


LOL @ editing your OG post, fag. fight him at the gates of chinatown or youre a pussy star fish.



toggletoggle post by Despised at Aug 17,2009 6:38pm
I'm not here looking for whoever their face's opinion on whatever-core. There's a enough of a lot of bands out today. If every artist actually took to heart what the masses think, we wouldn't have some of our favorite bands out today. At the end of the day they're one's making, and playing the music. Most of you, however, are not.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:38pm
Text, sarcasm is easily portrayed.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:39pm edited Aug 17,2009 6:39pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


Well we discuss music. Doesn't that mean that partially this board is about music?


LOL @ editing your OG post, fag. fight him at the gates of chinatown or youre a pussy star fish.


lol ninja edit. what are you godzilla?

ps: i misread his statement.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:39pm
LOL @ being serious on RTTP, this is gonna be as good as the Girl thread.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:39pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Text, sarcasm is easily portrayed.


yeah, hug me at the gates of chinatown. do it. you wont.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:40pm
i has hugz 4 every1



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:40pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
LOL @ being serious on RTTP, this is gonna be as good as the Girl thread.


once again: the internet. serious business.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:40pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


Well we discuss music. Doesn't that mean that partially this board is about music?


LOL @ editing your OG post, fag. fight him at the gates of chinatown or youre a pussy star fish.


lol ninja edit. what are you godzilla?

ps: i misread his statement.


naw just better then most MIME"s going thru RTTP these days and LOL @ Pires "Hug me at the gates of chinatown" FTW khed

yuh f ucking Narc



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 6:41pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
LOL @ people thinking this board is actually about music. Fags.


seriously, this board is about doing a 300 lbs cling and press




DEADLIFT motherfucker!!


god damn, BAREFOOT DEADLIFT! that d00d is HARDCORE!!1



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:41pm edited Aug 17,2009 6:42pm
im watching you SMC.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:41pm



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 17,2009 6:43pm
No n00dz = FAIL. Fuck this band and this thread.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:43pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
im watching you SMC.


can I see my file?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:43pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]


that motherfucker needs some chops, im way smoother looking with my chops



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:44pm
Despised said[orig][quote]
I'm in love with men.


you don't say



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:45pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
im watching you SMC.


can I see my file?


after we bring you in. MAYBE you can see it. it's not looking good is all i know.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 6:45pm
Despised said[orig][quote]
I'm not here looking for whoever their face's opinion on whatever-core. There's a enough of a lot of bands out today. If every artist actually took to heart what the masses think, we wouldn't have some of our favorite bands out today. At the end of the day they're one's making, and playing the music. Most of you, however, are not.


I will ignore your blatant grammatical errors and stilted syntax for the moment and assume you speak english as a second language, but I need to point out that everyone that has posted so far is currently in a band(s) or has been in at least one band.



toggletoggle post by penis pump at Aug 17,2009 6:45pm
thread needs more blacks and jews



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Aug 17,2009 6:46pm
what is this 4chan?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:46pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
Despised said[orig][quote]
I'm not here looking for whoever their face's opinion on whatever-core. There's a enough of a lot of bands out today. If every artist actually took to heart what the masses think, we wouldn't have some of our favorite bands out today. At the end of the day they're one's making, and playing the music. Most of you, however, are not.


I will ignore your blatant grammatical errors and stilted syntax for the moment and assume you speak english as a second language, but I need to point out that everyone that has posted so far is currently in a band(s) or has been in at least one band.


and actually more successful than this shitty band will ever be.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:47pm
and by successful i mean play at least 3 shows before you realize your band sucks and you break up.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:48pm
dertoxia said[orig][quote]
what is this 4chan?


ITT: DEATHCOAH



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:49pm
BUT RTTP NEEDS MOAR SLAMMS GAWYS



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:53pm edited Aug 17,2009 6:54pm







THREAD HIJACK BY MY FICTITIOUS BAND



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Aug 17,2009 6:55pm
NIGGERTHREAD



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:56pm
shut up and squat should be a super slam hardcore band.

pires - vox
mark richards - gtr
drew - bass
moe - drums



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 6:58pm
while you're at it despised make moshpacks with your band logo on them to sell at shows.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:58pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
shut up and squat should be a super slam hardcore band.

pires - vox
mark richards - gtr
drew - bass
moe - drums


HAHA me and drew were talking about that actually at the OB's show a couple months ago. we actually named it DEADLIFT though. but shut up and squat is pretty gnarly.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 6:59pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
while you're at it despised make moshpacks with your band logo on them to sell at shows.


or better yet, boxing gloves like emmure. they're so kewl.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 6:59pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
BUT RTTP NEEDS MOAR WEIGHTLIFTING THEMED BEATDOWN HARDCORE BANDS GAWYS


fixed

ONE TON DEADLIFT in tha fuckin house!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 6:59pm
deadlift could be the name of the band and shut up and squat could be the jam

also if drew can play gtr, id def be down to throw some bass yuhs way. i just refuse to play gtr in such a band.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:00pm
haha 47 replies and only 2 from the thread starter. we're awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 7:01pm
what sbout a spot for casey?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 7:01pm
w3 is a catty old faggot



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2009 7:02pm
LIFT THOSE WEIGHTS, YOU FUCKIN PUSSY

DUNDUN DUNDUN



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:02pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
deadlift could be the name of the band and shut up and squat could be the jam

also if drew can play gtr, id def be down to throw some bass yuhs way. i just refuse to play gtr in such a band.


here we go with the egos already



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 7:02pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
shut up and squat should be a super slam hardcore band.

pires - vox
mark richards - gtr
drew - bass
moe - drums


heaviest band ever if only for the fact that pires and i weigh 900 lbs collectively from years of high intensity lower body workouts and a constant diet of raw egg yolks and HGH



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:04pm
I lift so much I only do one rep each set. Rest is for the pussies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 17,2009 7:08pm
Lighting weights is the best thing I know.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2009 7:10pm
that bad is tons less then poison idea



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 17,2009 7:10pm
Try it in English.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:11pm



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 7:12pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
deadlift could be the name of the band and shut up and squat could be the jam

also if drew can play gtr, id def be down to throw some bass yuhs way. i just refuse to play gtr in such a band.


here we go with the egos already


nah its all good. i've been known to play a power chord or two, but mark will definitely be doing most of the heavy lifting when it comes to guitar work. also, i will be doing blood for blood style spoken parts during the song breaks.

"YOU BETTA THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING THAT LIGHT WEIGHT SHIT OVAH HERE, SWEETHAHT. THIS IS WHERE THE MEN WORKOUT."



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:13pm



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:14pm



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:15pm



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:17pm



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 7:33pm
all live photos of the band need to be replaced with pictures of mike menser or ronnie coleman.

fuck it, pires, lets make this happen.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 7:33pm
bova in a deathcore band? more likely than you think.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 7:37pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
all live photos of the band need to be replaced with pictures of mike menser or ronnie coleman.

fuck it, pires, lets make this happen.


god damnit, sometimes I wish I could. There's just no time between all the lifting and eating and sleeping. Rest is just as important as working out.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 7:38pm
dude, just strap weights to the mic or attach the microphone to a bar. problem solved.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 17,2009 7:39pm
An house and 20 minutes in, and already an epic thread.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 7:41pm
OTD crew doesn't fuck around. we push threads like weight.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 17,2009 7:50pm




toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 17,2009 7:58pm
DEADLIFT CREW REPRESENT!

BETTER WATCH YOUR TRAPEZIUS BITCH!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2009 8:01pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
ronnie coleman


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 17,2009 8:08pm
Yeah buddy.

Light weight baby.

2 new songs added to the OTD repertoire.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 8:18pm
post the scene from pumping iron where arnold compares lifting to cumming all over a beautiful woman.

also, this would be a great intro sample.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2009 8:23pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
post the scene from pumping iron where arnold compares lifting to cumming all over a beautiful woman.

also, this would be a great intro sample.


bennyhillifier

you're welcome



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 17,2009 8:25pm
a comment for that Arnold vid:

LcoolJfiveoh (2 months ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam i was pumping at the gym
my trainer was training me hard
the other day and as i hit rep 20
i actually jizzed in my shorts it felt great but it was very embarrasing because my trainer saw how my body spazumed and heard the grunts i made and he and everybody else knew what i did... the whole Gym went qiuet as i excused myself to get cleaned up and when i came back it was very awkward and my trainer dident want to work with me after that and now nobody wants to even be near me incase i blow




HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 17,2009 9:16pm
full release lifting is critical to lean gains



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 17,2009 11:10pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
Pires said[orig][quote]
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
deadlift could be the name of the band and shut up and squat could be the jam

also if drew can play gtr, id def be down to throw some bass yuhs way. i just refuse to play gtr in such a band.


here we go with the egos already


nah its all good. i've been known to play a power chord or two, but mark will definitely be doing most of the heavy lifting when it comes to guitar work. also, i will be doing blood for blood style spoken parts during the song breaks.

"YOU BETTA THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING THAT LIGHT WEIGHT SHIT OVAH HERE, SWEETHAHT. THIS IS WHERE THE MEN WORKOUT."


ok def want in now.


the_reverend said[orig][quote]
w3 is a catty old faggot


fuck yuh face ya fuckin new hampshuh pansy, i'll bench you into next week.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 17,2009 11:23pm
Despised said[orig][quote]
Greetings. My name is Casey. I'm the founding member of a Deathcore band (yet to be a named) that is currently taking shape. Currently we have two vocalists (A female, & I), &, a guitarist (possibly 2, though nothing confirmed).

My vision is brutal. A band that carries heavy influences from bands such Despised Icon, The Red Chord, &, Winds of Plague, among others. I'm very open to experimenting with crossing over genre's (i.e. Math, Death, Grind, etc), but the main premise here is to keep it brutal. No clean vocals. None. We both have a very unique power house style behind our voices. She, high. Me, low.

We're looking for serious musicians ONLY, who are serious about joining a band that is sure to destroy the east coast (and beyond). I'm also very open to collaboration, so artists interested in helping out in the writing process (musically, or lyrically) are more than encouraged to apply.



kill yourself. and the slut needs to be raped! women dont belong in music, they belong in the KITCHEN making a PROPER SAMMICH!


women are good for two things:
COOKING DINNER AND SUCKING DICK!



but im down to do a collab. ill record a wet summers fart on your moms face. then ill rape your whore of a singer with a baseball bat. cause personally, i dont want the AIDS which im sure she has.


love,
zilla



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 12:31am
this thread does not deliver.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 18,2009 12:34am
the red chord is not death core.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2009 2:09am



toggletoggle post by Despised at Aug 18,2009 7:11am
Glad to see that your all so awesome! Band classifieds? Psh. This is a YouTube comment forum.



toggletoggle post by Timma at Aug 18,2009 7:22am
Despised said[orig][quote]
Glad to see that your all so awesome! Band classifieds? Psh. This is a YouTube comment forum.


Ehhh...I'd say it's more like a teen sex mIRC chat room with pictures, but maybe that's just me.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 18,2009 7:27am
a/s/l???



toggletoggle post by Timma at Aug 18,2009 7:32am
16/f/ur dreemz



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 18,2009 7:33am
PMed



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 7:35am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 7:42am



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 18,2009 7:44am
Your vision is brutal? You should get that checked out.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 8:11am
20/20 BROOTAL VISION FTW



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 8:24am
my stomach is brutal.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 8:28am
i wish my stomach was brewtal.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 8:30am edited Aug 18,2009 8:31am
i wish there were more ways to spell brootle...

HAY GUYS I GOT MY WISH!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 8:31am
no you don't, silly guy... when you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 18,2009 8:32am
ITT: Br00tal deathcore vision.
And diarrhea chatter.



toggletoggle post by Deathcore fan at Aug 18,2009 8:33am
Hey fuck all you guys. You think you know good music but I have news for you; YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR BANDS SUCK



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 8:36am
YA BUDDY LIKE A FUCKIN VACCUUM GUY



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 8:36am
and may i ask which wonderful band you're a part of sir? ^^



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 8:40am
he represents the lollipop guild



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 18,2009 9:52am
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
Hey fuck all you guys. You think you know good music but I have news for you; YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR BANDS SUCK



anyone who wants to talk shit about REAL grind, come to evacuate warehouse on friday. in the shit is playing (the shitty band in which i grace my horrible drum abilities in)

i challenge your pillow biting ways to a round of fisticuffs.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 9:57am
i do believe you made it a whole week without a fight challenge mr godzilla. commendable.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 18,2009 9:57am
part of me would be very interested to hear a power metal/deathcore band. With autotuning.



toggletoggle post by DrewBloodMobile at Aug 18,2009 10:27am
Despised said[orig][quote]
Glad to see that your all so awesome! Band classifieds? Psh. This is a YouTube comment forum.


This is obviously a weight lifting forum. MOVE THE STACK OR STAY THE FUCK BACK.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 18,2009 10:30am
DrewBloodMobile said[orig][quote]
Despised said[orig][quote]
Glad to see that your all so awesome! Band classifieds? Psh. This is a YouTube comment forum.


This is obviously a weight lifting forum. MOVE THE STACK OR STAY THE FUCK BACK.


hahahaha my new favorite saying.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 18,2009 10:30am
fight a russian polar bear or get the fuck out



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 18,2009 10:39am
WTF is a Russian polar bear? Play gtr for one ton deadlift or get the fuck out is more like it.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 18,2009 10:43am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i do believe you made it a whole week without a fight challenge mr godzilla. commendable.



nor did i use the words fag, faggot, homo, etc.





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 10:46am
FIGHT ZANGIEF OR YOU'RE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 18,2009 10:46am
Pires said[orig][quote]
WTF is a Russian polar bear? Play gtr for one ton deadlift or get the fuck out is more like it.





LOL are you challenging me to a round a huggie time fisticuffs.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 18,2009 10:48am
someones mouth should have some 'suckticuffs' with my peepee



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI W/ JEWS HARP at Aug 18,2009 11:20am
TURN THESE HEADPHONES UP



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 18,2009 11:34am
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
get the fuck off this board right now before things get worse


I love that this was the 2nd reply to this thread, and it was entirely 100% correct. You are a wise man, Drew.

Sidenote--if and when there is a One Ton Deadlift show I am going to walk around the floor doing the Ultimate Warrior Gorilla Press taunt the entire set.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2009 11:38am
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
Hey fuck all you guys. You think you know good music but I have news for you; YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR BANDS SUCK


Say that to all these bands...also, good luck getting shows drawing a crowd over 16...





toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 18,2009 11:54am
timma said[orig][quote]
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
get the fuck off this board right now before things get worse


I love that this was the 2nd reply to this thread, and it was entirely 100% correct. You are a wise man, Drew.

Sidenote--if and when there is a One Ton Deadlift show I am going to walk around the floor doing the Ultimate Warrior Gorilla Press taunt the entire set.


lol so awesome



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 18,2009 11:56am
You guys are already faggots for talking about actually playing instruments in this instead of just lifting weights onstage.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 12:18pm
what if the instruments were shaped like weights



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 18,2009 12:37pm
You could just play a Les Paul, that's pretty close.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 18,2009 12:38pm
Especially a Norlin-era. Tree trunks with strings.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 12:41pm
what if you played the drums with 20 pound dumbbells instead of sticks?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 18,2009 12:42pm
What if you hit the weights like a man and stopped asking questions like a communist pussy?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 12:45pm
homos.



toggletoggle post by Deathcore fan at Aug 18,2009 1:47pm
Yea ok boys like you are justified to tell me whats deathcore and what's not. Go back to trying to be brutal when deep down you were metalcore ppl 5 years ago faggots



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Aug 18,2009 1:51pm
were you deathcore 5 years ago? lets get a timeline. I was alvinandthechipmunkcore 20 years ago. do something toughguy




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 2:03pm
anything with the suffix "core" is crap. yes that includes hardcore cause i dont fucking like hardcore. so there.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 2:07pm
I catch shit for liking "popular" metal all the time. (IE. Faceless) Doesn't mean you can't still be into it, although bands like winds of plaugue and suicide silence need to fucking die. Terrible music.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 18,2009 3:27pm
Job for Avoiding a Real Job



toggletoggle post by afterworldobliteration   at Aug 18,2009 6:07pm
methcore ftw.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 18,2009 6:45pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
Yea ok boys like you are justified to tell me whats deathcore and what's not. Go back to trying to be brutal when deep down you were metalcore ppl 5 years ago faggots


Are you so much of a pussy that you had to log out and then anonymously stick up for yourself? Go touch yourself while listening to Rose Funeral.



toggletoggle post by afterworldobliteration   at Aug 18,2009 7:38pm
Despised said[orig][quote]
We're looking for serious musicians ONLY, who are serious about joining a band that is sure to destroy the east coast (and beyond). I'm also very open to collaboration, so artists interested in helping out in the writing process (musically, or lyrically) are more than encouraged to apply.

PM'ed.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 19,2009 2:11am
LOL'ed.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 19,2009 9:33am
I'm doing vocals for Deadlift. The demo is going to be called "Steroids: DO WANT" Anyone who has a problem with that can lick my bulging forearm veins.



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Aug 19,2009 9:41am
this might be the best idea for a band ever



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 19,2009 9:42am
Codso on vocals, Bova on leads



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Aug 19,2009 10:04pm
I'll play for this deathcore band only if the main goal is to make boxing gloves with the logo on them and if we could play at least 5 breakdowns for every one song. That's what metal is all about right? A bunch of breakdowns? I mean, you can't have a song without a few breakdowns, at least that's what I've heard. I guess that would mean that all of us that play little to no breakdowns must suck.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 20,2009 12:26am
breakdowns = lazy uninspired riffs



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 20,2009 1:34am
ill fight all of you. most especially immortal, cause hes a dickless faggot.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 20,2009 8:21am
i'm going to make a deathcore band where every song is a breakdown. not has breakdowns but is a breakdown. literally 4 minutes of one continuous breakdown.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 20,2009 10:48am
Then break the breakdown down with a breakdown.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 20,2009 10:56am
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE BREAKDOWNS SO WE PUT BREAKDOIWNS IN YA BREAKDOWNS



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Aug 20,2009 10:59am
amazing



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 20,2009 11:10am
*moves hand in circling motion*

LAST CHANCE TO DANCE MOTHER FUCKAZZZZ



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Aug 20,2009 5:18pm
Why not just make a concept album based entirely on breakdowns? Like, every song is a different breakdown?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 20,2009 5:34pm edited Aug 20,2009 5:34pm
i thought of this idea years ago. but it was a shitty idea so it was not implemented. feel free to make said shitty idea shittier.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Aug 20,2009 5:35pm
I will give you all the credit you deserve for such an idea.



toggletoggle post by LilithAstaroth  at Aug 20,2009 6:36pm
what on earth are you thinking man. Girls don't sing like that.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Aug 20,2009 6:52pm
tits or gtfo



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Aug 20,2009 7:00pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE BREAKDOWNS SO WE PUT BREAKDOIWNS IN YA BREAKDOWNS


So you can mosh while you mosh?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 20,2009 7:07pm
YEA DAWG...I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS



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