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New site? Maybe some day.
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'SMOKE DUST'
Whoever wrote it, thank you for your support. |
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Wait, you shat at a club dude? |
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....in a bathroom where the door doesn't lock no less |
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Ya gotta do what ya gotta do man. After an 8 hour drive to Buffalo I had to drop one at this club called Diablo. The toilet had no stall door because the bowl was huge and stuck out in plain view of the door. Shitting my brains out and then realizing there was no toilet paper was an excellent experience. |
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Sorry I'm a champion and not a pansy woman. |
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when we played with IWEIPH at the old, pre-renovated o'brien's a few years back, i felt a wave of diarrhea surge up in my bowels as soon as IWEIPH started playing. i rushed to the bathroom and sent kenny loggins to the danger zone. then i realized there was no shit paper, so i called my friend nick and he got some from the bartender and brought it to me. |
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i also took a shit at the skybar, which had no door to the stall. |
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Sorry I'm a champion and not a pansy woman. |
the best was when you took a shit at that diner in fall river in the turlet that had no stall around it and TJ took a picture. I jack my schwans to that picture at least twice a week. |
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The living room in Providence had just the toilet in the middle of the bathroom. It was awesomAnther the door to the bathroom was always open. Classic. I miss that place. |
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I think of that picture everytime I take a shit. I think about it 6 times a day.
I wish I had a copy to shoot eggberts all over. |
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when we played with IWEIPH at the old, pre-renovated o'brien's a few years back, i felt a wave of diarrhea surge up in my bowels as soon as IWEIPH started playing. i rushed to the bathroom and sent kenny loggins to the danger zone. then i realized there was no shit paper, so i called my friend nick and he got some from the bartender and brought it to me. |
I used t tell this story everytime I had to do an interview when I was in IWEIPH, when I'd get asked to describe our sound. 'One time we played with a melodic metal band and as soon as we started playing it gave their singer diarrhea'. |
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I think of that picture everytime I take a shit. I think about it 6 times a day.
I wish I had a copy to shoot eggberts all over. |
that made me laugh thunderously. i also shit my pants and shot eggberts |
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someone scratched mad oak devin is gay into the wall a few years ago. hahahaha i thought that was hillarious. |
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I had to stop in the South Boston police station this morning and let loose. It hit me like a ton of bricks walking to the train, the only place i could go was the fuzz, i horrified the whole morning shift as they came in to check out how they looked in the mirror. |
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I had to stop in the South Boston police station this morning and let loose. It hit me like a ton of bricks walking to the train, the only place i could go was the fuzz, i horrified the whole morning shift as they came in to check out how they looked in the mirror. |
see. We're good for some things jimbo. |
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contrary to popular belief, I don't have to tell. |
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Shitting at the Side Bar in Baltimore was one hell of an experience. It was the like the bathroom in the first Saw movie. Except smaller and covered with stickers. low on toilet paper...had to finish the job with those shitty brown paper towels that are pretty much just paper bags cut into little sheets. It was like smearing peanut butter inside a bulldogs mouth.
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i walk from the West Natick train station to my work which is roughly 2 miles, and one day when i was nowhere near a bathroom i was hit with the worst shit storm i've ever had, and i was still about 1 1/2 miles from work. so i was shuffling to the woods practically screaming when i saw the most beautiful sight i could have seen at that moment. a brand new, freshly installed port-o-john at the athletic field about 50 feet away. i barely made it, it was just like the shit scene in Dumb and Dumber. |
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