Let me some it up this 2 1/2 hour holywood gem...

Boring Part
Longer boring part
Quick Generic Gunfight
More boring parts
EXTREME CLOSE UP OF CHRISTIAN BALE
bank robbery
bank robbery
zzzzzzzzzz
EXTREME CLOSE UP OF JOHNNY DEPP
REPEAT 5x
Another Shitty Gunfight
Crappier movie within already crappy movie
Everyone Dies...
THE END


ooops i spoiled it. recommend taking a nap instead.

oh and the director is an asshole

well, i guess you just saved me 9 bucks.

I liked it.

i slept through the entire movie, woke up for every gun fight though, then right back to sleep. From my point of view it wasn't that bad.

I liked it. Johnny was amazing as always. Christian held it down in his standard bad-ass role he is so good at playing. It was too long, but the cinematography was beautiful, some of the dialogue was unexpectedly funny and the violence ruled. Overall I give it a B-/C+. I definitely don't regret seeing it.