Make sure you meet these requirements before contacting us:


1. Must have a job or some form of income.

2. Must have own PA or something to run vocals through at practice.

3. Must be willing to contribute money to band necessities. (i.e. practice space rent, merch, recording, etc.)

4. MUST NOT BE A COCKY DOUCHEBAG!!! If you are under the impression that your shit doesn't stink, don't waste our fucking time. We do this because we love it and enjoy having a good time with people we meet and friends we have made along the way.

5. Must have some form of transportation or live in the Manchester area.

6. Must be willing to practice at least once a week. Maybe even twice a week for a while due to the fact that we are currently writing for our full length and will still be playing the occasional show. The sooner you're caught up, the better.

7. Must be between the ages of 18 and 25. (Acceptions can be made.)

8. Must be willing to use the lyrics we have for the 4 songs that we have already recorded. Beleive it or not, some people actually know these words and sing along at shows. We will re-record your vocals over these songs when we go back into the studio and you will be able to write your own lyrics for all songs written from here-on-out.

9. Must be willing to commit to THIS band. So, if you're already in another band, chances are you won't be able to put 100% into THIS band.


If you have read this and meet all this criteria then please, by all means, send us a message. We're totally stoked to meet you and try you out.

lol CTB got kicked out

Probably because he's going around saying he played with necrophagist.

I heard Necrophagist opened for him.

wow that was fast

Yeah. There are a lot of reasons why the decision was made. But the main one is that his head was just way too big to front an unknown band. His attitude was shit.

LOL

was he acting like a cocky douchebagulars?

YES

Did he try reading the bible in between songs at practice?

oh boy

What the fuck? When the fuck was I a cocky asshole? If you got something to fucking say to me, Rob, do it to my goddamn face, motherfucker.

Uh oh.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?for...id=61942&highlight=bickering+thread

Take it here, boys

No. Not going that route dude. I posted this in hopes of finding a new vocalist, not to have a cyber-war with our old one.

Cybahwars!!!!!!! All systems goooooooo!!!!!

Your welcome for making this thread way better.

Least shocking thread ever.

when ARENT you a cocky asshole? someones just mad cause they got kiiiiickeeed ouuuuuuut.

Someone insert a Kenny Powers picture plz. I'm on my phone and can't.

Im in another band but I'm down. Oh, I'm 34 and smoke weed. Is that cool?

i happen to know weed is cool with DTC... and that they're cool dudes. Sorry to hear about the split MK.

acceptions

Rob can think what he wants about me personally but the reason I'm out of the band is because I drive an hour to practice and since I'm currently unemployed again, it's hard to maintain the financial responsibility of being in this band.

Rob has my number so if he wants to man up and call me to tell me what he really thinks about me and all that, he's more than welcome to. To post shit talk about me on a message board that wasn't fucking warranted is NOT something I'm willing to fucking tolerate.

Invoke the wrath of god, my son.

He even has a big head about having a big head.

needz more flatrimmed caps with stickers on it

He played the Palladium you know. Show some respect for 21-year old living legend.

WHEN MY ASS WAS 19, I CHANGED PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL FOREVER.

Listen here you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

Yachts on the reg.

Zack Codso is going to bring it to these boys with STYLE

Things you can count on - the sky being blue, the sun rising every morning and this fuckface getting kicked out of a band after a few months of joining, maximum.

The man with the golden dick, Dr. Cock & Balls.

This will be a good test for CtB to test out his boxing skills

He's a Bovocalist.

kiss my ass and suck my dick

MY ANUS TOO!

lame for posting the reason why he was kicked out.

TRUTH

Some advice...when trying to score new members don't prove that you're band might be a giant ball o' drama.

Just makes shit harder.

^^I agree with Brian and yeti. Although i think it wouldn't always be bad to say the reason, it'd only be bad when the reason involved drama/personal shit/ect.. People trying out will usually want to know why the last person left. If you can't say something nice, then say they left for personal reasons.. That statement works for almost anything, and you can explain in depth once you're seriously talking about working together.

I feel terrible for talking badly about the old Useful Idiot guitarist, I shoulda kept that shit to myself.

Typically in this situation everyone's pissed and shit will be said either way. It doesn't necessarily represent how the band or the people in the band are a majority of the time.

sure it does

i think everyone is just too used airing their dirty laundry on this site.

The whites!

[Jul 27,2009 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature]
i think everyone is just too used airing their dirty laundry on this site.

It's an easy trap to fall into, just gotta look out for it. Don't be tempted by hearing other people bitching.

and by the way, i will take my undies back.

remeber DYA's open letter?

those were originally my undies.. i do have your skirt though.

I just remember shampoo bottles.

try gettin some fibah chews from sly. eating 4 means good poops. not too hard not too soft, minimal wipage.

yeah he regretted posting it.

I'm the man with ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. There fore, I am better than everyone else in the world.

people don't think before typing like they would before talking

GET ME PAID BITCHES

So MK = Julio Lugo?

i love how this thread alternates between dismantle the cyborg needing a new singer and eastbound & down quotes

everyone is frantically awaiting the new season of mk drama

is this the new bova?

Every time I see "MK" I think of Mortal Kombat.

And then I think of how this thread resembles one gigantic Babality

ha i just didnt feel like typing out millenial falcon kingdome or whatever

what the hell is an aluminum falcon?

Awesome thread took a detour from awesome.

More Kenny Powers and more awesome please.

PS dickslappin's my game

All serious replies should report to different thread of the same title.

i wanna see my logo on YOUR TIT.

Dude don't try saying you quit the band now. Desmond is a real good friend of mine as is the rest of the band, and he has been telling me you've had it coming because of your attitude. Don't try to justify anything.

I love this thread

what's this 'attitude' you're talking about?

With that said we now all know Brandon's attitude is terrible, he apparently does not want to admit he got kicked out, and this amazing band needs a vocalist. So help them find a vocalist.

nope CTB is more important.

I think all black is more indicative of the Kenny Powers' "rebel" persona.

i think the real question here is.. .who give's a fuck?

I dig cyborgs. Fuck these guys.

This is my favorite band now because CTB is a faggot who should die of AIDS from pitbulls.

subtle insults are the most effective

I agree. You know those times when you're with a group of friends and your all secretly making fun of someone to their face? I always think of Rich when that happens.

This is Yuqi Hu's life

CTB/MK/Whatever, do the sensible thing now and form a grunge/noise rock band.

It'll fit your (supposed) persona, and I'll prolly really dig it.

First things first though.



Kick that wussy loser shit to the curb, it'll only hold ya back.

Christians..... *shiver*

Satan and drugs = salvation

Subtlety is for commies and women.

being blunt is the only way to be real nigga.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DTC needs to audition this guy.

Actually, Greg, I'm not trying to say I quit. Curtis is the one who had the balls to call me and talk to me about what was going on and the reasons why they need to move on, which I understand completely. I don't have the money for equipment and room rent, so they need someone else who can contribute that way.

As far as my "attitude", I'm not always the easiest person to get along with. I'm opinionated and aggressive. I told them a couple times that I didn't want to sell tickets to any show. If that's part of an attitude problem then I'm fine with not being in a band. I speak my mind and I'm not going to apologize for that. Since this whole drama is a personal thing now, I'm glad to be out of the band. If people are going to shit talk on the internet or behind someone's back constantly than it's not a bad thing that person is separated from it. Good riddance, I say.

Seems now everyone on this board is going to say shit about me even more than they already do because they think they know anything about me. You can fuck yourselves and your judgmental attitudes.

To think anyone gives two-shits about you and your gay band drama seriously speaks volumes about your personality. You don't have to defend yourself to us asswipes.

To qoute you:

"This place is turning into a band drama blog.

Deal with your shit in real life, face to face, not on the fucking internet, you stupid pussies. "



You have no money, bottomline. I bet your child really appreciates the fact that you can't even pay for space rent. I have friends who are on the fringe of homelessness who can still manage rehearsal room rent.
How bout diapers or god forbid a job? Worry about that shit.

Always put your kid first man, take my advice. I had to quit music for 2 years...

The band never came before my daughter and I'm not trying to make it sound like I did. It's because I had to take care of my daughter and stuff that I didn't have the money to help pay for band stuff. That frustration on both sides is understandable and I'm not upset about that. What I'm upset about is what this whole thing has turned into. I'm sick of having to defend myself and sick of having to deal with shit like this.

I don't understand why it's so hard for some people to just come out and say what's really on their mind or what the real problem is. I try to work out every problem that arises sensibly and without this kind of drama. Obviously I got pissed and wrote the first things that came to mind when reading this thread. I feel justified in everything I've said in this thread. It doesn't matter to me if everyone on this board hates me. The majority of you haven't even met me or know anything about me to express this kind of hatred. You classify me as a stupid Christian without knowing the person behind the assumed belief system. I'm rambling now but all I'm saying is, stop talking shit about me when you don't know what you're talking about.

don't feel the need to defend yourself man, its an internet message board. you're only adding fuel to the fire now, maybe you had a bad attitude, maybe you didn't, no one but you and the band know, but message board diatribes aren't going to enlighten anyone.

I feel like i usually will stick up for you, but the christian thing freaks me out, sorry.

I'm not even like the crazy fundamentalist preacher type ones though. I'm pretty level headed if people just give me a chance. It's not always about what people believe in, you know.

yeti is a fag

he has a brown nose

Look man, I was under the impression you were trying to make everyone think you quit. My bad for reading it wrong. If you wanna talk about this then we'll talk about it tonight at the brickhouse, and I mean talk.

So how about we all move on in life and help this band find a goddamn vocalist so they can finish writing and start doing shows again.

amen

I agree with Immortal, i've been trying to spread the love on this board, and to do my part in squashing all the silliness this last week or so. If this board is gonna just be whining and stupid bickering 95% of the time.. then we can all think of better things to do. But it doesn't have to be that way, everyone needs to lighten up, and remember the reason we all post on here.. because we have something in common. On some level everyone on here is into heavy music/metal of some sort, and in that preference we are in the minority of the whole. drugs or no drugs, god or no god, brutal or emo, fight or you're a pussy, it doesn't matter. Chill out and be cool.

be cool.

AND goddamnit, someone try out for this band... actually, as I type this i remember a kid that tried out for Boarcorpse.. kinda young, but HOLY SHIT he had some pipes on em. A little too death for us, but he might be right on for you guys. I'll try and get his contact info.

that kid lives about 180 miles away from them.

oh? I don't remember where he's from. It's too bad, cause after watching them play at Ralph's I think Sam would be perfect... and he's gotta be getting close to 18... right?

and to the guys IN DTC- that wasn't a poke at the average age of your band, or the fact that you don't want people over 25, that kid i was talking about was insane. He had such great control AND volume with his inhales. I'd never heard so many different inhales before. It certainly wasn't right for us, but you guys would need to reinforce any room that you were going to do a set with him in. No exaggeration, kid was bananas.

This thread totally amused me while sitting at the bar.

You mean until i made it all hippie and gay?

HAHAHAHA

Boarcorpsejimbo much appreciated dude, i would like to know his "Sams" myspace if you had it by anychance? keep in touch... and just so everyone knows, the requirements for DTC were not intented to bash anyone... i like brandon, he had other things he needed to do for himself so it did not work out..

Is this Sam you speak of a taller kid with super long hair? If so I back this dude. Ive met him a few times at shows, hes got a killer voice for a young kid, and he would mesh well with DTC.

yep, a little little overweight. Really crazy inhales.

you only wish you could see my nose, my head is obscured by clouds.

i was looking forward to seeing what these guys had to offer. had them booked for a show tomorrow. best of luck finding a new vocalist. lmk when you guys are ready to play again

i think i know of this sam you speak of. he also plays guitar right? if so hes from tewksbury or some toilet similar

no clue where hes from but if hes sick and would work well thatd be sweet... i just want to play some shows fuck

will try to get his contact info tonight...and i think i do remember him saying that he played a little guitar.