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returntothepit >> discuss >> that's pretty fuckin' embarassing, to be slapped in the face by Richard Simmons by litacore on Mar 25,2004 10:23am
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 25,2004 10:23am


Exercise guru Richard Simmons cited for assault




PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Exercise guru Richard Simmons allegedly slapped a man who made a sarcastic remark about one of his videos, police said.

Simmons, known for his "Sweatin' to the Oldies" series of exercise videos set to songs from the 1950s and '60s, was cited for misdemeanor assault.

A fellow passenger recognized Simmons on Wednesday night at Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport as he was waiting for a flight to Los Angeles, police said.

The man "made the off-hand comment, 'Hey, everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Phoenix police Sgt. Tom Osborne. "Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

The passenger, whose identity wasn't immediately available, wasn't injured but told police that he intended to file charges against Simmons, 55.

Osborne said Simmons was cited for misdemeanor assault and permitted to board his flight.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2004 10:28am
haha, the guy who got slapped is the biggest loser alive. He should commit suicide as opposed to sueing.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 25,2004 10:48am
so many interesting things happen in arizona

MORKUL I HOPE THAT WASN'T YOU!
:o)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 10:49am
I'm starting to think that morkul IS simmons



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2004 10:50am
Someone from AZ posts here?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 25,2004 10:52am
Morkul's the anti-Simmons, he's awesome!

a drummer too, dammit and I can't even find one here



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Mar 25,2004 10:52am
Oh I dont know there could be worse things. . . . . . no that is about the worst thing ever. What an ass.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 10:53am
morkul+mdd are in AZ



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2004 11:54am
oh yeah, i knew my dead doll was from another country



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 12:00pm
yeah, she's a lazy... sleepy mexi

I love that south park with the maxican janitor who gets all sleepy and takes a nap on the job while they are taking about prejudice and descrimination.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Mar 25,2004 12:03pm
Hell no that wasn't me, but thanks so much for caring.What the hell do you mean from another country? Hey Litacore, ready to jam with a real drummer yet or what? I am still waiting for you.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 25,2004 1:49pm
first Boy George levels a nightclub owner... now Richard Simmon bitch slaps some worthless fag... honestly though, as flamboyant as Richard Simmons is, and as homosexual as he is, he is definitely one of the most selfless, nicest people in the world.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 25,2004 1:50pm
sselfless



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 25,2004 2:14pm
ha! next fabio is gonna have a tag team with R kelly on a 14 year old



toggletoggle post by eben at Mar 25,2004 3:15pm
morkul, why dont you move your ass to Beantown and up the deathmetal drumming population to "1"



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Mar 25,2004 4:08pm
I've thought about moving back east, I am from D.C. originally but the weather and lots of other reasons I want to stay out west and create something from the ground up out here. It is true what they say though,some of the death metal out here is alot more brutal than alot of bands back east. There is no hardcore bullshit so everything is about brutality.Who can be more brutal and all that crap, me I just want to play fast and hard and be as creative as possible.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 4:12pm
sounds like someone's got a case of the suppose-ta's



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 25,2004 4:14pm
i would let anybody who's rich slap me.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at Mar 25,2004 5:21pm
nice way to get some free cash... Id like to have that stupid nigger fiddy cent slap me so I could have him for his 30 gold teeth, not that Im racist but lets just face it that dude is a nigger.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at Mar 25,2004 5:24pm
thers a big difference between a black person and a nigger... for instance... colon powell, tiger woods, hell even george clinton./ on the other hand fiddy cent, two pack, and chris motherfuckin rock are all a bunch of niggers... hey CR is a funny bastard lets face it but he claims to be one... I actually think he made this point clear.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 25,2004 11:48pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
oh yeah, i knew my dead doll was from another country


since when is AZ another country??
i'm mexican, but i'm 3rd generation
born in the US... so there!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 11:52pm
MyDeadDoll said:
since when is AZ another country??
i'm mexican, but i'm 3rd generation
illegally born in the US... so there!


I believe it...



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 25,2004 11:55pm
damn rev, you're so nice!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 26,2004 3:24am
i'm from another country but live here now

when the rev wants to piss me off, he calls me french (i'm not)



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 26,2004 3:29am
p diddy does not start gang wars, he does not steal cars, he doesn't deal drugs, he is not a nigger. he's just an ignorant rapper like many others before him.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 26,2004 9:50am



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Mar 26,2004 12:51pm
succubus said:
i'm from another country but live here now

when the rev wants to piss me off, he calls me french (i'm not)


MDD does the same to me. To piss me off she'll call me a stupid irish bastard, and go eat a potato, or some shit like that. Nothing like people from two different cultures arguing about, go eat some beans and shut up, or eat a potato and get drunk, then blow up some cars at a funeral.hhehehehehehehhee.......



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 26,2004 1:09pm
well when he calls me italian Whop....it's not that bad =)

heh



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 4:26pm
morkul, shut up and eat a potato... or
go back to Mary Land



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