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returntothepit >> discuss >> let's help this underground popular metal band guy get laid people by Dillinger on Jul 7,2009 12:43am
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toggletoggle post by Dillinger at Jul 7,2009 12:43am
I was browsing for some hot metal and goth chicks to fool around and stumbled across a mystery dude with a returntothepit tag on a picture hosted on craigslist.
not being a dick, but lets help this guy get laid folks, if any of you know him.
thanks


http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/cas/1246173786.html


im 33 and to busy for a full fledged relationship but the right situation could change,i own a buissness,my own house i play in a underground popular metal band so i do travel looking more for friends with benefits with room for more maybe i can find the right girl for me please no scams or sites no more site jumpin and no check my cam or verify on this site they just need a credit card bullshit,just sex





toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Jul 7,2009 2:20am
..............waiting for the inevitable "DICK IS BRO" and Bovaisms............



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Jul 7,2009 2:57am
People are fucking crazy.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 7,2009 4:30am
REPOST!

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60528

Dude has been looking since May.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jul 7,2009 6:40am
Looks like his band has played at Ralphs, does anyone know their name?

If anyone actually knows this gentleman they should tell him that Adult Friend Finder is a much less sketchy place to look than craigslist.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jul 7,2009 6:44am
I heard AFF actually works, know some people that have made bang zones from that place. Where the fuck was this info when I was single? Oh well.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 7,2009 7:22am
Dillinger said[orig][quote]
I was browsing for some hot metal and goth chicks


egad man, you'd be better off just rubbing one out.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Jul 7,2009 7:48am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 7,2009 9:31am
Love the cellphone/mirror/shirtless picture.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jul 7,2009 9:46am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 7,2009 9:52am
wait.. so who is this dude? Which band?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 7,2009 10:37am
looks like he is in CSDO



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 7,2009 11:25am
Why would anyone in CSDO need HELP getting laid??!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 7,2009 11:28am
only the reverend knows who it is. he's the one that took the picture.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 7,2009 11:31am
No shit, they'd just get on the phone with their boy Joey Belladonna and be all "Yo B, why don't you be a sport and throw me some of your spare snatch?" And then 45 minutes later, Joey's bitchin' helicopter touches down on the helipad on the room of the CSDO jam room and it's a goddamn snatchfeast.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 7,2009 11:34am
¤room¤ = roof

Howbout that edit feature in text mode, Aaron? Mmmm?



toggletoggle post by Trey Spazagthoth at Jul 7,2009 3:00pm
LOWELL BAND



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 7,2009 3:03pm
haha, in the mirror picture he looks like he's in the middle of having a stroke.



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Jul 7,2009 3:13pm
Aneurysm is bro.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jul 7,2009 3:21pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 7,2009 3:24pm
It isn't CSDO, I checked.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 7,2009 3:26pm
Popular metal band guy that nobody knows.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 7,2009 3:28pm
who wants to make some bets on to see who can guess what band he's in first?



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jul 7,2009 3:34pm
Somebody is going to have to answer the ad, show up in drag, blow this guy, and then during casual conversation the next morning at brunch ask him what band he's in.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 7,2009 3:35pm
XmikeX said[orig][quote]
I found him a plausible date

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/1257190548.html


Or--

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/1251085111.html



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 7,2009 3:40pm
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Jul 7,2009 3:55pm
So what band is he in?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 7,2009 4:24pm
XmikeX said[orig][quote]
Somebody is going to have to answer the ad, show up in drag, blow this guy, and then during casual conversation the next morning at brunch ask him what band he's in.



i think you just volunteered yourself



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 7,2009 4:40pm
this man could be the next bova/codso



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jul 7,2009 4:41pm
if its a lowell band, I bet its Hell within....hahahaha



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 7,2009 5:05pm



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 7,2009 5:05pm
DAMMIT... hold on



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 7,2009 5:07pm



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 7,2009 5:07pm
got it... thats him. man i deserve some kind of prize.



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 7,2009 5:08pm
HAHAHAHA... he is from a Lowell band

http://www.myspace.com/inharmsway666



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 7,2009 5:13pm
they sound like they listen to every Labyrinth album on repeat all day every day. its not exactly terrible, but way too similar to Labyrinth... like the way Blistered Earth sounded way too much like Metallica.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Jul 7,2009 5:57pm
Someone get him a cheap ho



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 7,2009 6:10pm
spaldino said[orig][quote]
found him i think... he is in In Harm's Way.

http://www.returntothepit.com/concert.php?date=Ralph's%20Chadwick%20Square%20Rock%20Club%20(Worcester,%20MA)&band=in_harms_way


Hahaha, there's a band called In Harm's Way?

What year did this band start?



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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 7,2009 6:36pm
this guy is a pretty decent guitar player.

someone get him out of harm's way and get him a woman!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 8,2009 2:47am
"Underground Popular Metal Guy" is decidedly not accurate for the dude no one recognizes.

Who is the starter of this thread? Could it be someone in this band? Why would they assume that he's a "Underground Popular Metal Guy" without knowing which band he's in? Hmmmmmmmmm? Shameless self promotion perhaps?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 8,2009 9:37am
The ad says he's "in an underground popular metal band"

Maybe that's why? Or perhaps it was shameless self-promotion.
Fact of the matter is, dude needs some vag.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 8,2009 11:35am
The posting expired. If this guy has any decency he'll post some Bukowski-esque tales about scamming pussy off Craigslist... or at least make some up.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 9,2009 1:40am



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 9,2009 1:41am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
XmikeX said[orig][quote]
I found him a plausible date

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/1257190548.html


Or--

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/1251085111.html


REPOST



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 9,2009 1:44am edited Jul 9,2009 1:44am
$50 says Rich Horror already dog plowed that girl.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 9,2009 1:48am
No, but someone else on this board has.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 9,2009 1:52am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 9,2009 8:54am
stories or GTFO



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jul 9,2009 10:44pm
THIS IS WICKED LOL



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jul 9,2009 10:45pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NEXT BOVA/CODSO!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 9,2009 10:45pm
Also someone that used to post here did.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jul 9,2009 10:49pm
HE DOES LEAD VOCALS O.o



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 1:05am
http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/cas/1261738583.html
the ad is back up but the rttp picture is missing haha



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jul 10,2009 1:18am
i totally know that broad too, haha



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 10,2009 8:53am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Also someone that used to post here did.


Oh shit, that girl fucked Leigh Rush



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 9:26am
damn I bet you that girls got STDs galore.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 12,2009 5:35am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 13,2009 10:58am
bump, because I feel this guys pain



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 13,2009 11:40am
If you see him, rape him. He will then technically have been laid.



toggletoggle post by little whore at Oct 18,2011 3:36pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
bump, because I feel this guys pain



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