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New site? Maybe some day.
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if so... i want to play against you. online, for free. ill post the link to the freeware program that allows you to use any card ever. |
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it maybe nerdy but it's fun. atleast it's not a tabletop RPG like Shadowrun or Warhammer (although if i would play a tabletop game, it would be Warhammer, because its not an imaginative game, its almost like chess) or D&D... |
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my friends play that shit and then i pee on them |
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I used to play (back in 94/95) but I stopped.
I also played d&d for like 12 years with friends.
it was fun and it totally build the imagination, reading abilities and stuff. then we just got hooked on video games and all that imagination went down the drain... though some of us still wax about those days and those stories. |
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rev is an even bigger nerd than me. Magic is just as nerdy as playing Quake online ;) |
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yeah i used to play myself. now, the cards all sit in a box or two under my bed collecting dust.
i'll sell em to you for $20 spalding, i shit you not. |
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whoa... sure thing... how many cards are there? |
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magic is awesome
i have a personal issue with people that play shadowrun and d&d |
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I'll play. What's the link? |
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I just need to make a deck. Is there a way to randomly make one? |
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ahahahah i use to play until i found out that playing with women are better |
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Abbath said: ahahahah i use to play until i found out that playing with women are better |
women are not better than magic cards... well... except the fact that women can cook you dinner. other than that, magic cards are completely superior to chicks. |
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moran said: I just need to make a deck. Is there a way to randomly make one? |
there are a couple premade decks... but they arent so great. |
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TheGreatSpaldino said: Abbath said:ahahahah i use to play until i found out that playing with women are better |
women are not better than magic cards... well... except the fact that women can cook you dinner. other than that, magic cards are completely superior to chicks. |
You haven't found a good woman then. |
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yeah... they are great for portable speedbumps. |
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TheGreatSpaldino said:
Somewhere, you just have to look. I recommend the southwest to find a good woman then get her and get the fuck out. |
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if anyone hasnt caught on... im being pretty sarcastic. |
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I would expect nothing less from you by now. Some people don't understand it but I get it. Please continue...... |
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My shit won't save. Its annoying. |
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morkul said: I would expect nothing less from you by now. Some people don't understand it but I get it. Please continue...... |
oh ok... it seemed like you werent catching on =p |
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moran said: My shit won't save. Its annoying. |
hmmm when you make a deck... do you hit the disc thing ontop of the deck editor? that will save it. and then when you go to play a game, you load it. |
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It was my computer, I had to restart it. Everything is working now. |
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TheGreatSpaldino said: except the fact that women can cook you dinner. other than that, magic cards are completely superior to chicks. |
women can cook? I didn't know that. |
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morkul said: Somewhere, you just have to look. I recommend the southwest to find a good woman then get her and get the fuck out. |
I guess your plan didn't work.. as you are still stuck there... |
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i bought a starter deck and a couple boosters when 3rd edition was new like ten years ago then these big kids gyped me for my veteran bodyguard, lord of the pit, and shivan dragon.
it sucked |
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the_reverend said: TheGreatSpaldino said:except the fact that women can cook you dinner. other than that, magic cards are completely superior to chicks. |
women can cook? I didn't know that. |
i resent that, as i am a great cook!
just because i make you do the cooking most of the time, don't playa hate
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I used to play this constantly 7 years ago or so. I was never too good though. |
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I haven't played since middle school. |
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the_reverend said: morkul said:Somewhere, you just have to look. I recommend the southwest to find a good woman then get her and get the fuck out. |
I guess your plan didn't work.. as you are still stuck there... |
Shut Up, we are working on saving money to get out of here. Don't jinx me. |
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well if you want to play me.. IM me on AIM and ill be ready. |
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TheGreatSpaldino said: whoa... sure thing... how many cards are there? |
tons. more than anyone should have in their life. when i played magic, i didnt shell out a ton of money...no...i sold my soul. |
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bad ass... hit up priority next monday or wednesday at like 7 or so and go to room 200D... i should have 20 bucks by then |
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TheGreatSpaldino said: bad ass... hit up priority next monday or wednesday at like 7 or so and go to room 200D... i should have 20 bucks by then |
will do. |
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**hands out NERD name tags** |
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*dons his new NERD nametag proudly* |
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I ijust played this. Its pretty cool. |
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moran said: I ijust played this. Its pretty cool. |
if you havent played since middle school... you are gonna be way out of the know and if you play against me you will definitely lose, pretty fast. most of the newer sets are absolutely amazing.
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Yeah, making a deck was hard. There are so many fucking cards taht I have know idea what the fuck the are. Luckily I played with someone who hadn't played in long time either. |
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play me sometime soon man... im dying for a game with someone :( |
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i don't know how to play, plus my nametag
says DORK, so i'm out of the loop... |
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STOP THE INSANITY!!!! there's two kids that go to my college and all what they do is sit in the cafe and play magic cards and smell up the whole section!!
god i love the man show |
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shut up abbath, i'm sure you're either a
nerd or a dork deep down inside. |
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49 replies and no one has IM'ed to play against me =( is everyone afraid of losing? ;) |
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thats because you are a girl... this game is too complicated for you lesser beings known only as "females" ;)
hahaha im only kidding... but yeah... its not really that complicated to learn. |
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maybe i'll play around with it when i get a
free chance and then i'll get good and i'll
whoop your buttocks. |
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not going to happen... i will explain why.
see... if i am using my artifact rush deck... i can have tons of creatures come out at a rate that can very well be infinite (save for the fact that my deck could run out). now this is all possible thanks to my Veldaken Archmage and Genesis Chamber. i have a ton of artifact creatures that cost nothing to bring out or that have affinity for artifacts that cause the creatures to come out for free.
NOW, because i would have the Archmage out, it allows me to draw a card every time i play an artifact, basically making it so i get a free card drawn into my hand therefore perpetuating the card drawing cycle until i have enough cards out that can do big time damage. speeding up the card drawing (and creature producing) process is my genesis chamber. the genesis chamber allows to make a 1/1 weenie artifact creature everytime i play a non-token creature. basically, every time i play an artifact creature i am now able to draw 2 cards at a time. so that means i can draw my arcbound crusher almost instantaneously. with the crusher out in play i can harbor a very powerful creature that has way more than enough power to kill you by the time it is able to attack. "how?" you ask? well basically, the crushers gains +1/+1 everytime an artifact is played. so now you may have already pieced together how he becomes so massive in such a little time.
now lets say you played 7 artifact creatures... the chamber makes 7 more creatures and you draw 14 cards altogether... now you just put 14 artifacts into play. so the crusher gains 14 new +1/+1 tokens on it and it is now a 15/15. the next turn you play another 4 creatures, uing the chamber to make 4 more, adding another 8 token on the crusher making it a hulking 23/23. so by that time, the opponent could have a couple of creatures out, so when you attacked the opposing creatures could block your crusher... but dont fret... the crusher has trample therefore allowing the opponent to still take most of the damage... and if thats the case, before damage is tallied up you could play a few more artifacts to make it even more powerful, therefore draing your opponent of his measley 20 lifepoints.
... dont even get me started on my elf deck, reanimation deck, or demi-god deck. |
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Wanna get a quick game in? |
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Good game, I'll play again when I don't have to work. |
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i honestly don't know how to play either and wouldn't want to waste yer time
if you ever want to play dominoes however...
retzam and i wanna play doubles!
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MyDeadDoll said: shut up abbath, i'm sure you're either a
nerd or a dork deep down inside. |
i like comic books and have about 2000 of them |
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**hands abbath his DORK name tag**
join the club! |
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and spaldino.... you just confused the shit out of me |
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He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock. |
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WhyamIandasshole said: He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock. |
That was me. |
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Abbath said: MyDeadDoll said:shut up abbath, i'm sure you're either a
nerd or a dork deep down inside. |
i like comic books and have about 2000 of them |
Killer, a fellow comic book collector. I probaly have somewhat near that number. I really don't know .I've never bothered to count, but I can tell you I have been collecting since I was about 10 or so. |
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awesomeness! i've been collecting since i was 6! i could never get sick of them
::puts tag on with pride:: |
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Yeah, I don't think I'll ever get bored with comics. They are a great escape and help build imagination for kids. Not to mention the artist's just get better and better. |
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**slaps a dork tag on MORKUL**
he's a super dork 'cos he didn't come
home after work so we could have dinner.... |
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comics are much better than women some times MDD, morkul is the man |
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WhyamIandasshole said: He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock. |
;)
you should peep my reanimation deck and my goblin deck ;) |
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see all that jibba jabba spalding posted.
i hung out with him earlier this week, and he gave me that sphel proabably 3 times. needless to say i felt like my brain was melting.
but magic still rules. |
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TheGreatSpaldino said: WhyamIandasshole said:He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock. |
;)
you should peep my reanimation deck and my goblin deck ;) |
Hey, I beat ya once. Just give me time to get a good deck together. |
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yay for beating spaldino! and yay
for anyone who understands how to
beat him! |
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he only beat me because i had the absolute worst drawing luck in that game =( |
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Excuses excuses. Own up to it, boy! |
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but i thought you were like all bad
ass at this game... since i don't get
anything you said about it, but it
all sounded like you knew your shit,
but i've been proven wrong |
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even the best player can be screwed by really shitty draws. and yes, i acknowledge that i was defeated... its ok though because i got him really good the other two times. |
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Yes, he destroyed me in the other games. |
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you do realize, that Gorgonites have nothing to do Magic or anything in general and that even mentioning the little critters from Gorgon is basically giving up your right to be heterosexual, then I have nothing else to say... in fact... i dopnt have anything to say because i despise existence and Gerald Ford will be at your house in about 30 minutes
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i think some one needs a hug.... |
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yeah... my penis needs a hug from your mouth |
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who's homosexual now?!?
And I do realize that they have nothing to do with Magic.
Are you Homophobic? Do you dislike Halford? |
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yes... I love Halford... Halford and I wear tight leather chaps with jockstraps and rub guacamole on eachothers nipples while watching Oprah. |
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that was just wrong. thanks. |
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you're welcome
p.s. people that know how to play... play me!!!!!!!! |
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i'll learn to play only if you rub guacamole on your
nipples while we're playing... and then you gotta
take pictures and post 'em here to prove it. |
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can i smear peanut butter on my asshole too? |
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WOO!! even better!! and if you have a dog
that can lick it off, you get bonus points. |
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i have a half cocker spaniel/half chow male ;)
"Cock Chow" |
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i had a half cocker/chow too!! her name was
Queenie. We had to get rid of her 'cos she was
mean to my other two dogs. I also had a German
Shepard/Chow. Now we (or should I say my mom),
just has a full blood Chow. She's my mom's baby.
But yeah, I love Chows. |
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purple tongues and broad chests are cool. my dog is a sweetheart =) |
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i miss having a dog. i get to shee Shadow when
I go to my mom's house though. My kitty just
doesn't cut it sometimes. She doens't like to
cuddle like Shadow does. She's a chow that
thinks she's a lap dog. |
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hahaha... my dog thinks that he is the size of a weiner dog and always climbs up into my/my dad's lap... and hes like 70 pounds. cute dog though =) |
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we need a "pet pictures" thread. i need
to scan a few pics and then maybe i'll start one. |
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i used to play d&d too!
i was the editor of the school newspaper!
i used to wear courdoroy pants!
i used to masturbate.....constantly! |
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but do you have a cute sweetheart dog?? |
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Used to masturbate? Somehow I don't think you've stopped. |
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guys with prosthetic hands do. |
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wait a second! they dont have to! im going to invent a very special prosthesis that attaches to the fake limb... it will be an artificial vagina that uses the lube of the prosthesis owner's choice and when its nice and moist... they can go to town. man i rule so much B-) |
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i'm sure they can buy one of those penis
sleeve thingies... or find other means
like a hole in a bag of tomatoes...
i dunno... |
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Our options are limitless. You know if we all got together on this, I am sure we could market something together. Think of the money..... |
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you mean pocket pussy isn't enough |
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