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returntothepit >> discuss >> Phil Fasciana involved in a shootout by zyklon on Jul 4,2009 10:47am
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toggletoggle post by zyklon at Jul 4,2009 10:47am edited Jul 4,2009 10:48am
Phil Fasciana was reportedly involved in a shootout at a convenient store in his hometown of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. According Fasciana, he pulled into a small store at around 3:00 p.m. Friday afternoon (July 3) to get something to drink and walked right into a robbery in progress. "I went in this little store on my way home to get a chocolate milk, of all things, and little did I know, I was walking into a life-or-death situation," he says. "When I walked into the store, I did not notice anyone else in the store until someone started screaming at me and pointed a gun at me. I nearly shit myself, because the dude looked wacked out of his mind and fired four shots directly at me and I went down to the ground because I thought I was surely shot. After about 30 seconds, I realized I was not hit at all and the shooter thought I was dead or injured and started attacking the store worker when I snuck up behind the burglar and talked [to] him and took the gun out of his hands and told him to get out of the store. He then reached in his sock and pulled another gun out and pointed it at me and that's when I fired two shots into his head, killing him instantly!

"Never in my life has anything so twisted happened to me before and I would like to forget it ever happened, but I had no other choice. Lucky for me, the stupid crackhead burglar had the worst aim in the world and missed me with all four shots from about 10 feet away! Needless to say, all charges have been dropped and the store owner has offered me a lifetime of chocolate milk! Ha Ha!

"I have been in some scary situations before, but having someone shoot out you from that close and miss is a fucking miracle and I have no remorse for killing the assailant who tried to take my life and the store owner's.

"I gotta move out of this town!! I have enough problems as it is!!

"I am very lucky and could easily be dead at this moment, but I'm not and I'm gearing up for our Mexican, South American and European headlining tour which start at the end of July.

"I would like to put this behind me and not talk about it anymore. It was the most fucked up thing I have ever been involved with, besides my ex-girlfriend!!"
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 4,2009 12:03pm
wow



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 4,2009 12:23pm
Who?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 4,2009 12:23pm
Murda!



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 4,2009 12:25pm
Hot damn. I wish I could shoot somebody in the head.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 4,2009 12:43pm edited Jul 4,2009 12:45pm



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jul 4,2009 12:45pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Who?



only the man behind malevolent creation.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 4,2009 12:45pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Who?


Malevolent Creation / Hateplow guitar player

Glad he's okay. that would have sucked.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 4,2009 12:52pm
Lies!



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 4,2009 2:41pm
But he would have been a martyr like Teabag!



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Jul 4,2009 2:55pm
I wonder if he screamed "YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!" before he shot him.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 4,2009 3:13pm
I was thinking the same thing.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 4,2009 8:05pm
Ah, I should have known who that was considering Malevolent Creation is one of my favorite bands. I guess I'm not always good with names.

Anyhow, glad to see he stuck up for himself and the other person. Hopefully he won't do a lot of time.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 4,2009 8:16pm
"all charges have been dropped"



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toggletoggle post by corpus at Jul 5,2009 8:27am
Cool, he killed steve mcnair?



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 5,2009 9:59am
Motherfucker got iced



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 5,2009 10:06am
What exactly would possess Phil to want to "talk to him" and attempt to take the gun away from some dude who's already firing shots in his direction? At least it lead to a murder death kill and now he's the true embodiment of death metal.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jul 5,2009 10:57am
That's crazy shit! Phil is a total racist, I bet he loved putting a bullet in that dudes head....



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 5,2009 11:13am
It doesn't say anything about the race of the burglar, maybe it's just you who's racist this time?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 5,2009 12:11pm
I thought the dude was white for some reason.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jul 5,2009 7:01pm edited Jul 5,2009 7:05pm



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 5,2009 9:14pm
MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 5,2009 9:14pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I thought the dude was white for some reason.


...because it took Phil five minutes to decide to kill him?




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 5,2009 10:34pm
ha!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 6,2009 7:38am
the...fine...art...of....MUURDEERRR



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 7,2009 11:42am
C'mon, why is phil making this shit up. You know his name would be all over the media if it really happened. All you gotta do is google his name and see what "doesn't" come up



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jul 7,2009 12:05pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
It doesn't say anything about the race of the burglar, maybe it's just you who's racist this time?


THIS time? When am I not?

;)



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toggletoggle post by C METALotm at Jul 7,2009 5:41pm
That is NUTS!



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