http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/01/karl.malden.obit/index.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31687045/ns/entertainment-movies/

I like this one better

first paragraph is:

"Karl Malden, the Academy Award-winning actor whose intelligent characterizations on stage and screen made him a star despite his plain looks, died Wednesday, his family said. He was 97."


Essentially, "Beloved family calls the bereaved an uggo. More at 11."

Nose.

That Deadpool pic would be a sick tat, brah.

i though this said karl malone

Mrs Sloecum (sp?) from Are You Being Served is dead as well.

CARL WINSLOW DIED?!