So, I don't know how many of you know about (or care for) yourscenesucks.com, but it updated recently. It's all really funny stuff, IMO. Thought I'd share.

http://www.yourscenesucks.com/

I am a big fan of this guy. The ICP one was spot on, haha.

that site is hilarious. I love most of em!

make sure to check out the br00tal kid, hahaha

i did, hilarious.

I love hateblood.

williamsburg hipster = allston

Hahahaha My friends in NYC that bitch non-stop about Williamsburg, Brooklyn hipster fags will appriciate that one.

Oh, and I love how Indie Jesus is Sam Beam from Iron And Wine.

I like how in his bookmarks there's RTTP...

these profiles are right on the money. These ARE the templates from which all the scenesters model themselves.

kudos

Ah, if only there was!

the black metal knight is hilarious.

um.. wut? If only there was WHAT? There is a brutal kid.... from the statement you quoted i have absolutely no clue what your talking about.

Dude is hilarious.

It should be Lambgoat though, there aren't really xhardcorex ruffians on this site...he needs a Slammy Death Metal Guy page for this board.

Goddamnit, when are they going to come up with hipster thrash?

Ah shit, quoted the wrong thing there. I mean, if only RTTP was on his bookmarks.

i get it.

haha "residing with his parents in their greenwich ct mcmansion"

hehe

I love how there is a scene dedicated to people who never got to see Orchid and Pageninetynine.

Oh good call, I'm surprised they're not on there yet. Brand new flipped up band hats, tight tight jeans, white converse, sweatband above the elbow...it's too easy.

i think im pretty okay with vintage jesus and mortal kombatcore.

neurosis, dropdead, and his hero is gone are not grind bands, though, and this dort of ruined the mortal kombatcore page for me. you need to not be a poser to call other people posers on the internet and get e-cred for it.

also, juggalos only wear the makeup to shows. i'd count this as an error.

the lack of individualism in any of these cliched groups is sickening.

True juggalos get that shit tattooed on their faces. And a Faygo logo on their ass.

I have seen many a juggalo in Fall Reev made up.

They also paint up for the mall.

sadly i have to say you are wrong. they will wear the makeup to the mall.

hahahahahahaha great minds think alike.

well this is news to me. wow.

Sorry to further shit on your view of humanity.

guys guys, this site is all in good fun, its basd mostly on steriotype rather then 100% fact. Its for fun. Dont take seriouse

um....have you stepped out into the world recently? regardless of its comedic value, its 100% accurate. that's the sick part.

the williamsburg scenester girl is DEAD ON with the girls that shop at H&M and Urban Outfitters.

Maybe you don't get out much, or maybe you just haven't noticed because most of the people "in question" are fucking idiots, and should be ignored... but either way, there are people that look EXACTLY like these fucking things, almost like they followed a manual.

You are not unique, you are not different. You are part of the same compost heap as everyone else

You are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.