http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/06/obama_and_the_f.php

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

she doesn't look like she'd taste very good at all.

Fucking cunts. Anyone ever see the "Bullshit" episode on PETA? Turns out the head of PETA takes medication that is crucial to her well being. Guess what is in it? Animal product. But it saves her life right?

PETA are SCUM

The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a vegetarian.

i hate peta.

Flys aren't animals, They're insects.

that lady's will is funny.. especially since it says something about turning her skin to leather. looks like she's 1/2 way there.

is there a more hated group in this country that's from this country than PETA?

nambla, maybe?

You sir are incorrect. Insects are in the taxonomy kingdom of Animal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal
and then phylum arthropoda.

You don't know us.

Wow, I said something about peta when I saw this on the news...haha. Douchebags.

Damn straight. What's worse is that there are so many ignoramuses (or would it be ignorami?) out there that believe anyone who's vegan or vegetarian supports PETA. Fucks.

hahaha...that will is amazing.

I fucking hate PETA, fuck that. I just don't want to eat nasty injected engineered robo-meat.

I went vegetarian because the robomeat was cultivated by Rich Bova and subsequently tore my innards up with eternal shred.

Last year PETA wanted Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream to use human milk instead of cow milk. fuck that!
Veggies are fucking excellent, but there's no way I could pass up a nice, juicy steak.. regardless of what it went through before it's on the plate in front of me. One step into Ruth Chris' in Boston may change your life forever.

I never thought I could either until I did. Don't miss it at all. Well...I miss bacon but who wouldn't?

The existence of PETA makes me embarrassed to be a human.

...or baby back ribs for that matter. eating baby back ribs is like an orgasm of BBQ sauce and flavor inside your mouth

I wish I could go veggie, but much like Jim/Aril, I can't pass up a filet and other delicious animals. I do eat mostly vegan stuff anyway. I am eating hummus right now. It's all about moderation and if I don't eat it, someone else will.

Same here, except bacon. The thought of bacon makes me cringe now, which is quite the opposite of how I felt about bacon before, haha. Every now and then I'll smell a burger cooking and start to salivate for like 2 seconds, then immediately feel somewhat nauseated.

....and there is no way I can pass up well prepared tripe and gizzards.

How can you guys just switch off the urge to eat meat? Did you all sit down and force yourself to watch animals being slaughtered until you didn't like eating meat anymore?

For me it was a gradual change. It was mainly a mental thing; the subconscious guilt set in to the point where I couldn't avoid it, then just stopped eating meat cold turkey (THAT'S A PUN, HAH!). I had tried giving up meat before, but loved it too much. Eventually it just made me feel sick and stopped tasting good.

I see.

I grew up with a dog and pretty much developed a number of canine attributes. If North Korea sparks a nuclear war and a post-apocalyptic type environment develops, you could count on me running around in rags eating meat off of dead things.

Haha, I thought you were going to say you were going to eat a dog.

All honesty? I did that a long time ago. I can't/won't watch those videos now. Even though I have a strong tolerance for brutality and grotesqueness, it's too much to watch a mink get skinned alive, only to be left on ground, breathing it's last few agonizing breaths. I do consume dairy, but as far as supporting the meat industry or buying products that have been tested on animals, etc, I won't do it. If I was to ever eat animals again, I'd rather hunt for it, for I feel that's more in accordance with true nature. I also don't believe in preaching to others. I'm only concerned with my own life and not changing others.

I eat less and less meat these days.

I know I could never give up fish. Furthest I could go would be pescatarianism.

Hypothetical situation for all you vegetarians:
You're on a plane, which ends up crashing in a remote area.
Science has proved that when humans are desperately in need of food, they will try to eat anything - including other people - due to a confused state of desperation.
Now, if you were stranded and only had dead animals or people around, would you then eat meat?

Most hated groups in America:

Mormons
PETA
NAMBLA
Westboro Baptist Church

Care to name any more?

lol @ westboro baptist church.

lol @ any baptist church i should say. i'm a tolerant person but damn baptists are nuts.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

It's the WESTBOVA BAPTIST CHURCH. get it fuckin' right!

As I previously alluded to above, that is a yes. If I could consume a human being over an animal, I would make that the first option, in regards to that scenario.

PETA.

I would rather is stand for People Eating Tasty Animals.

When it comes down to survival, you do what you have to do. If it comes down to me dying or eating a woodland creature I'll fuck shit up, since it would actually require me to use natural resources (or whatever is left from the crash) and hunt. But, I would look for suitable vegetation first.

One of the most underrated and taboo subjects on food are the benefits of eating insects. Very high in protein, and very good when in desperation for survival.

I should say that if the animals are already dead and I'm stranded with those people, I'll eat the dead animals first; no use for them to go to waste. Or I'd feed them to the other survivors so they're more succulent to eat later.

I would rather kill and eat a human. If MFR and I were even stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire and there is a full size spare in the back, by the time AAA or the police stopped, I would be like golem sitting around a fire, nibbing on mark fucking skeleton.

Meat disgusts me. If you don't slaughter and clean the animals that you eat, then in my mind, you are a pussy faggot with no right eating animal flesh. I have killed, cleaned, and eaten things before, but I realized I was done doing that and now I'm not worthy of it.

btw when I did eat meat, I was one of those kids that picked the entire meat apart to pull out every single sliver of fat. that shit made me gag.

Aaron, there is no way you'd be able to kill me first. But I'd probably be tastier than you anyway, teeheehee.

are you serious.. dude... no one ever suspects the butterfly.

You're not even a fucking caterpillar.

I went to bovacamp. now, I shred with the best of them.

NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE BOVAFLY.

Oh shit. You've got me there.

A few motivations for eating a human being:

1) The Wendigo factor
2) Consuming someone's liver with fava beans?! Oh I think so...

3) Street cred

I slaughtered the fuck out of some chick peas and made falafel.

MURDER PEAS
FUCK PEAS

Mark Richards tastes like Kobe beef.

no rttp thread is complete without some hannibal lecter or rich bova reference.

It goes with the territory.

: (

Sad face was to Brian's comment.

and while I've got you, you are dead and I'm feasting on your meat. I'd be all like "Why do his knees taste like shit" and "Why does his dick taste like shit" and "Why does his anus taste like shit"
Then when I got back, I would ask archaeon if your dick always tasted like shit... and I would ask dave maggot if your anus always tasted like shit. Oh well, at least you would be completely garlic and marinara marinated already. This kid sweats italian dressing.

I love to hate chick peas.

which is why I love to eat them

I put the hate inside
and write nu-metal songs about Mediterranean cuisine.

you shouldn't be sad kobe cattle are pampered like royalty. so in essence hes saying you taste like a king. because you are the king of wigger slam.

see how i turned that around? i'm good like that.

I don't not eat meat because omgtheanimals, I don't eat meat because I find the way we farm it in this country fucking disgusting. I still eat fish occasionally, I have no issue with eating meat on principal, it's the factory farming that turns me off. I don't trust it, I don't support what it's doing to the planet and it has forced me to start trying a bunch of healthy food that I now really like, and probably wouldn't have tried otherwise.

I feel better, I'm dropping weight and I don't feel like such a fucking hypocrite.

I'd like to drop dairy too because frankly that's just as bad with the hormones and shit, but I haven't found that do-able yet. I'm trying to find local milk and eggs that are reasonably priced now. I've tracked down some farmer's markets too.

But to answer your question I'd eat the shit out of meat if it came down to me or them. I'm the top of the food chain, dammit.

they also drink beer all day.

ITT: Mark Richards must start drinking if he really wants to be delicious.

Wow, The Rev is tooling on my shit hardcore today. I'm going to punish you tonight if you're at Metal Thursday.

I guess tasting like Kobe beef is pretty awesome...but I am no wigger.

i like your mentality.

Farmer's pledge + free range = FTW.

Fuck being delicious. This temple has never, nor will ever see alcohol.

your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands)

Oh my...

I'm trying, it can get expensive. If it was just me it'd be easier but we're feeding 4 over here.

It's really fucking annoying how expensive it is to feed your family good food.

CARNIVORE!
I'M A MEAT EATER
CARNIVORE!
OOOOH I'D LOVE TO EAT YA!!!

I had to end on something positive. You are the king of wacky songs?

I AM A SUPERHERO OF SILLY SLAM!

i have always been and will forever remain a carnivore. if that in some way makes me an ignoramus, then i'll wear that as a badge.

I find nothing wrong with people who eat meat; diet=personal choice. Much like being straightedge.

YOU SHALT NOW BE THOU NAMED KING OF SILLY SLAM

who knew butchering old english could be so fun.

WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY BREE

We don't say bree though. Too good to pass up.

lol

Agreed. People can do whatever the hell they want, I don't give a fuuuuck.

mark, fuck you, I'm going to start carrying around beer batter in my trunk just in case it does happen, you will open the trunk of the car and there will be no spare tire just some beer batter and then plunk, you are dead and beer battered.

All this talk about food is making me hungry. It is time for a burrito.

It's on Aaron. Just like Donkey Kong.

are there even a such a thing as militant vegans?

Yeah I'm starving now.

Earth Crisis much?

i forgot my lunch at home. which happens to be 30 miles away. FML.

YES. And they're usually fucking smug asshole pricks.

I second that, I'm starting to have withdrawals.

Oh, and militant vegans and communists can FUCK OFF!

wow. i did not know that.

those must be the ones that bomb farms and animal testing facilities.

They pretty much consider it all or nothing. You either go vegan or you're a piece of shit. Vegetarian doesn't count.

Bombing farms would be counter-productive since they'd be killing the animals contained within it, haha. They normally release the animals. Beating up employee's of animal testing facilities who are "just doing their jobs" = backed.

THROW COFFEE IN A DOG'S FACE OR YOURE A PUSSY

I had a very tasty avacado mango chicken sandwich from the cafeteria here. then I just finished it off with some spicy buffalo chiken wings. It was bovariffic.

THROW COFFEE IN RICH BOVA'S FACE

I'm having lentil soup. I didn't want it, but it said vegetarian so I felt like I had to.

oh and I have to have cheese. I would punch a cow in the face for some cheese.

I had vegan barbecue chicken pizza at Nice Slice the other day because the girlfriend is a dietary disaster....

It was really good.

how can you have "vegan" CHICKEN pizza. thats an oxymoron and a half.

Soy.

Could have fooled me.

yea i bet. i figured it had tofu or something in substitute.

That blog sort of reads like an article from The Onion.

soy vegan bbq "chicken" pizza is probably the grossest sounding food item i've ever heard of.

but it is awesome.