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returntothepit >> discuss >> Screamo fags + rap & vocal pitches = a whole new level of suck by Melba_Toast on Jun 4,2009 12:43pm
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toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at Jun 4,2009 12:43pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 4,2009 12:44pm
I can't wait to hear this shit with sound when I get home.



toggletoggle post by CDeAd at Jun 4,2009 12:46pm
I can't hear this at work but I don't think I need to. I guess if you aren't black it's your time in the rap spotlight. Ever hear that total douche Asher Roth? Mother of shit things just keep getting worse.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 4,2009 12:49pm
unfortunately, old news...

what's really unfortunate is that it's still going!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 4,2009 12:49pm
this Brokencyde again?



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 4,2009 12:53pm
Repost. OHHHHHYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!



toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at Jun 4,2009 12:58pm
Fuck Shit Piss!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 1:02pm
way to embed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 1:03pm
I need to have all my talking auto tuned.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 4,2009 1:03pm
OWWWW SNAP!!! Double pwned!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 4,2009 1:06pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I need to have all my talking auto tuned.
you should program your account to have auto phrases like cell phones do for texting



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 1:08pm
Please could someone tell me one thing that this music is missing? it seems to have EVERYTHING that music needs. All they could add to make it better is add some saxamaphones or trumboners.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 4,2009 1:10pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Please could someone tell me one thing that this music is missing? it seems to have EVERYTHING that music needs. All they could add to make it better is add some saxamaphones or trumboners.


T-Pain



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 1:11pm
sorry, I thought e-40 was going to bust it t-pain style. He didn't so I stand corrected. someone get the corporation on the phone that created this band and tell them to add some brass and add some t-pain.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 4,2009 1:12pm
ROBOT VOICE ROBOT VOICE ALL THE LITTLE KIDS LOVE THE ROBOT VOICE



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 4,2009 2:14pm
Watched 10 seconds with the sound off. My brain will just fill in the rest with armpit farts.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 4,2009 2:18pm
. . .



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jun 4,2009 2:22pm
This shit is absolute genius.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 2:43pm
I've listened to it like 10 times... I want to bennyhill it, but I just ... cant!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 4,2009 2:44pm
i have found a new reason to hate



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 4,2009 2:47pm
I'd rather listen to this than say, On Broken Wings.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 4,2009 2:49pm
hmmm good point. i as well. but i want a third option haha



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 4,2009 2:53pm
This just needs blast beats and then it will be perfection.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 4,2009 2:56pm edited Jun 4,2009 2:57pm
let me say that if the only two musical options on the planet were OBW and Brokencyde, I'd blow my fucking brains out



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 4,2009 2:57pm
haha i'd be right there with you



toggletoggle post by Dr. Sphincto at Jun 4,2009 3:09pm
what we need is ghetto kids killing suburb kids tryin to be like them especially brokencyde



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 4,2009 3:09pm
Fuck that. This shit makes me want to grab a bottle of hypnotiq and hit up a dance club, while I impress my scene friends with my new extra tight Bring Me The Horizon t-shirt (hot topic exclusive, of course).



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 4,2009 3:11pm edited Jun 4,2009 3:13pm
Check this out.

Some kids I know.

www.myspace.com/alloutmawww.myspace.com/alloutma



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 3:15pm
I like how everyone is on the verge of laughing in the video... that and I can't tell the girls from the boys.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 4,2009 3:17pm
Rev, Listen to that link up there. www.myspace.com/alloutma

It'll make your gym sesh super brutal



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 4,2009 3:20pm
Cold World does something similar on a more bearable level.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 3:24pm
it's like http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

I don't know whether to cry or rock the fuck out.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 4,2009 3:26pm
Hah what's up warp tour...

And that Cold world band is going from germany to cali. pretty intense


Nocturnal intestinal placenta



toggletoggle post by patmeebles at Jun 4,2009 4:17pm
Is this s joke???

I'm seriously wondering if this is an actual joke or not.



toggletoggle post by blender_method  at Jun 4,2009 4:23pm
i have auto tune awesomeness at my studio. I can make anyone sound like this lolz. Who wants to pay the big bucks for auto tune funz?



toggletoggle post by patmeebles at Jun 4,2009 4:24pm
I've always wanted to auto tune a guitar solo



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 4,2009 4:29pm
I want to auto tune a ripping burrito fart



toggletoggle post by blender_method  at Jun 4,2009 4:30pm
hahha



toggletoggle post by blender_method  at Jun 4,2009 4:30pm
we could have an auto tune party



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 4,2009 4:31pm



toggletoggle post by blender_method  at Jun 4,2009 4:34pm
Melba_Toast said[orig][quote]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNXb5roCBUY&feature=channel

This is the most God awful shit i've ever heard.


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toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jun 4,2009 4:47pm


let's get fucking freaky



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 4,2009 4:58pm
that video makes my androgenous parts tingle.



toggletoggle post by FAHQ at Jun 4,2009 4:58pm
hope these kids kill themselves choking on fucking strapons



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 5:05pm
_____________________________________________
[Jun 4,2009 4:30pm - blender_method]
we could have an auto tune party

I am down like a clown charlie brown.



toggletoggle post by blender_method  at Jun 4,2009 5:31pm
you make me want to really have one mr. rev person



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 4,2009 5:47pm
You motherfuckers aren't ready to get freaky now.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2009 10:29pm
up



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 5,2009 12:20am
People actually like this? Like for real?

Never underestimate how fucking tragically bad entertainment / "art" can get...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 1:50am
watching again.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 5,2009 1:57am
I believe tonight has been the first time I've been suicidal in ages. After watching this torture with my own eyes, I feel like I want to fucking rip them out, shit in the eye sockets and puke out my feces. That's how fucking bad this was. I've formed a sudden hatred for anything that has to do with kids that listen to this and their age group. Let's just look at a few comments, for example:

NikiTay16 (1 hour ago)
awh. Lucky muchhh ?
i would killlll the See them live <3l


BrokeNCYDExFreaxxx (13 hours ago)

I love them
Im seeing the in July
I cant freakin wait
I pre ordered their new cd :] <3333


XRemixXProductionsX (2 weeks ago)

Brokencyde freaking rockz!

Best band out there![fuck the haters!]



dannyhata112 (2 weeks ago)

diz iz mi and my bfz sonG!!!!



That being said, I must conclude my night wishing I don't have nightmares over how fucking retarded this world is turning into.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 2:01am
It is so fucking awful like not good that I'm in awe. blue and I watched this on my phone at the sow tonight and we totally danced like this all night. I FUCKING LOVE IT.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 2:07am
I swear, if this band plays around here again... I AM SO FUCKING THERE.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 2:12am
WTF! they are on warp tour this year. fuck that. play melrose again.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 8:10am
30 minutes, I will be at work listening to this agaain.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 5,2009 8:17am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I swear, if this band plays around here again... I AM SO FUCKING THERE.


Haha yes.

And to anyone who doesn't realize this is obviously joke and not to be taken seriously = LOL

So good.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 5,2009 9:06am
yeah, I don't know. This is good for lolz. Caring about how kids are these days is also hilarious. So I'll just laugh.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 9:14am

"I'm Not a Fan But the Kids Like IT"



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 5,2009 9:15am
I don't think it's worst twisting panties into a bunch over, but irony is a dead scene.

Not many people are doing music and culture in any way that represents TRUE talent anymore, and if people keep doing stupid shit like this for attention and LULZ then it just takes time and energy away from those that could actually have ability.

Think about all the times that people with real talent got squashed and dejected cause some idiot with a gimmick stood in their way.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 5,2009 9:42am
I just find it amusing that these guys appear to be mocking both the glamorous MTV hip hop culture, and the fashioncore, hipster kids of today. I mean, they're dressed like hipsters, with a bunch of rented SUV's and chicks they probably paid to be in their video. That's exactly what Cash Money and all of those other MTV hip hop darlings used to do. Some dude is running around in a pig suit and that one fag is pouring out an old english 40, presumably for his dead homies. All in the suburbs, no less!

True musical talent tends to always go overlooked; just look at the Backstreet Boys. they were a phenomenon, and they didn't write their own music, and it was abolsute garbage. Metallica completely blew up when they degraded their sound and went with Bob Rock as a producer. There are so many bands I listen to, that I feel possess true artistic integrity, and none of those bands will ever get recognized the way the above mentioned have. That's just the sad, harsh reality of it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 5,2009 9:48am
1.) these kids need a haircut. I mean I've had my share of long hair and whatnot, but anyone who cuts their hair like that deserves a swift kick in the jaw
2.) I still can't get over the comments of that video on youtube. what is the age group these people appeal to? 14 year old 8th grade girls?

As I was discussing with my coworker the other day, the 90s generation (no offense Martins, etc.) is absolute garbage.
Brought up and raised with technology, they're going to be the most fucking lazy-ass generation ever, and won't know how fend for themselves. I mean I love technology and stuff, but for the kids that had a cell phone in their pocket since age 6 and listen to this kind of garbage.. it just makes me lose hope in humanity.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 5,2009 9:52am
The media is too hyperactive for a legitimate band to come to much prominence. Even to look within the MTV generation, a band like Nirvana would never get that much success in this environment.

The further underground honest music is pushed, the more honest and creative it becomes.


I feel like the existence of kitsch, especially something as unapologetic about it as this, has zero effect on legitimate art, music, etc.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 5,2009 10:02am
I'm not saying I'd spend money on anything that goes to these guys.

Hell, I have no desire to even download anything. But I'll laugh at a video and not feel any rage.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 5,2009 10:04am
I laughed the whole way through but suddenly lost hope in a whole generation of kids.
Almost want to do a real-life Explorers movie and my own space ship and get the fuck off this rock.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 10:10am
aril, after reading your posts, you now have the right to use the words "dagnabit" and "consarnit". Please start all your posts with "in my day"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 5,2009 10:13am
dagnabit, back in my day we used to write REAL music and have REAL haircuts with REAL women in the background. 'course in those days we had to walk to band practice in rain and snow. you guys and your fancy little cars and trains. makes me sick.
I think I'm going to go hop into my buick and plow through 7 people in Plymouth.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 10:16am
I heard you had to drag your cab both ways in the snow up hill to band practice each day with no shoes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 12:03pm
the funniest part is the "I got no time for lesbians"

1) he's obviously gay as the day is long
2) he just asked the girls to make out

mixed signals.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 5,2009 1:10pm
The comments make me far sicker than the video ever will. I weep for humanity.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2009 1:12pm
are you going to hang up your boots now?



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Jun 6,2009 1:46am
yikes, I wonder what the crowd is like at their shows... a mixture of sexy grinding and crunking it up with windmills and donkey kicks?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 2:09am
I watched the simpsons and marge knew how to crunk... I need to learn that shit.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 6,2009 3:01am



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 6,2009 5:46am
This is my shit. I've listened to these songs an embarrassing amount.

LETS GET FUCKING FREAKY NOW!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 6,2009 5:53am
The sad thing is that we call it a joke and they call it getting paid and (hopefully not)laid.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 10:46am
as anyone who has taked to me in the passed few days, this is all that I talk about.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 11:52am
if you want me babe, feel me in cuz I don't waste my time on lesbians.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 6,2009 12:04pm
I don't know how you two are doing it. I can't even listen to it as a joke. I can almost take Captain Autotune but it's Random Screaming Guy(tm) that makes me twitch involuntarily.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 12:36pm
I think he's screaming SEXY NOW!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 12:37pm
also L-EYE ARE whatever that is.
you make me watch it again...



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 6,2009 12:37pm
This shit is hot, son.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 12:38pm
i like how they got some one's parents random nice car to stand in front of.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2009 12:40pm
the worst part of the whole video is the girl at 2:08. She looks more awkward that I did that time I had a job as an underwear model in the windows of walmart. true it turned out my manager was just the pedo from down the street and didn't really work there, but it beat the hell out of a paper route.



toggletoggle post by HTR   at Jun 6,2009 4:15pm
"pop-culture" sucks more shit every day.



toggletoggle post by madukes at Jun 13,2009 3:59pm
wooooooooooah...........



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 13,2009 4:07pm
I was just gushing about this again
love it



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jun 13,2009 4:55pm

bennyhillifier

Stolen from another board. The last 40 seconds are Bova-gay



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 13,2009 5:58pm
agreed on the bova-gay

that video is way better bennyhillified



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 13,2009 5:59pm
and what's with the chimp stage moves?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 13,2009 7:11pm
what band is that?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 26,2009 2:02pm
I'm listening again.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 26,2009 2:09pm
they choke that girl and yell liar a bunch



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 26,2009 2:12pm
crabcore



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2009 2:01am
I've got this hooked up to the stereo system I never use. so bassy.



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