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returntothepit >> discuss >> Not sure who wrote the description for Forrest Griffin's book but... by xmikex on Jun 3,2009 11:49am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 3,2009 11:49am
...maybe he'd better get somebody else to do it for his next one.

Wondering why you should purchase this book when there are other titles on the shelves written by much higher-caliber fighters? Well, Forrest Griffin is not as good-looking as those guys. He's not as smart as them. He's also not as athletically endowed. And let's face it, neither are you. Those other fighters are pretty much better than you in every way. But you can actually aspire to be as good as Forrest one day. Why? Because he is nothing special, just like you.

Forrest is not a martial artist. He's a fighter, and this book was written for his kin. If you're a hillbilly like Forrest and you get off on having your face rearranged, Got Fight? is for you. This is a manifesto more strategic than Sun Tzu's The Art of War, more philosophical than Bruce Lee's Tao of Jeet Kune Do, more powerful than a well-lubricated locomotive.

In these pages you will learn about true mental toughness—whether it's scraping it out in the Octagon or picking up chicks. You will learn about the mental defects that made Forrest Griffin into the abomination he is today and how you can use your shortcomings to become equally horrible. You will learn the essential tactics of hand-to-hand combat as well as how to defend yourself in the event of a sword attack. Never been attacked by a sword? You need this book worse that we thought.

Still not convinced? Don't worry. Even if you find that the book sucks, it will be no worse than having sex with Forrest Griffin. You'll feel a small prick and some minor discomfort, and then it will all be over.

I was considering buying the book before I read this.

http://www.amazon.com/Got-Fight-Principles...=UTF8&s=books&qid=1244043996&sr=8-1



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 3,2009 12:02pm
The description of this book makes it sound similar to Eugene Robinson's "FIGHT: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking."



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 3,2009 12:14pm
mikeofdecrepitude said[orig][quote]
The description of this book makes it sound similar to Eugene Robinson's "FIGHT: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking."


I'm such a fag for Oxbow, I keep wanting to read this book.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 3,2009 12:16pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]


I'm such a fag for Oxbow, I keep wanting to read this book.





toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 3,2009 12:17pm
I've had trouble finding it. I should just order it from amazon and get it over with.



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