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returntothepit >> discuss >> Falkenbach change their name to..... by Hoser on Jun 2,2009 9:27pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 2,2009 9:27pm
FalkenYEAH!!!!

I love these guys...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 2,2009 9:50pm
isn't it one guy?



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jun 2,2009 10:17pm
who claims to be from iceland, yes.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 2,2009 11:18pm
omg lol. this thread is so funny.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 24,2010 2:32pm
love the first 3 albums.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 24,2010 2:42pm
This is now a thread about Dr. Stephen Falken




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 24,2010 2:44pm
FuckinBach



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 24,2010 2:45pm
What about Falkenboch, the side project of Bochnagar members?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 24,2010 2:56pm
FUCKINBACK



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 24,2010 3:18pm
MilleniumFalkenbach



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 24,2010 3:25pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 24,2010 4:13pm
I want my Falkenbach Falkenbach Falkenbach
I want my Falken, Falkenbach Ribs, Chili's Falkenbach Ribs (barbecue sauce)



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 24,2010 4:13pm
Only Yokohamabach is real



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 24,2010 4:30pm
Christopher Walkenbach?



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Feb 10,2011 11:14am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 11:24am
Is that new Fuckenbach?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 11:24am
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]
who claims to be from iceland, yes.


I love this non-controversial controversy. Why would you claim to be from Iceland if you're not when you're already from fucking Germany? Norse mythology was Germanic long before it ever came to Iceland, what's the advantage?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 11:25am
best band, btw



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 11:25am
(on iPhone, can't DL. They really need to make iPhones like droids now, these things suck ass)



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Feb 10,2011 11:30am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]
who claims to be from iceland, yes.


I love this non-controversial controversy. Why would you claim to be from Iceland if you're not when you're already from fucking Germany? Norse mythology was Germanic long before it ever came to Iceland, what's the advantage?
iceland is more cult, they still have isolated gene pool and don't afraid of allied powers.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 11:33am
It's just funny because of claiming to be from somewhere you're not.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 12:06pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's just funny because of claiming to be from somewhere you're not.


What I'm saying is, why would you think this is the case other than message board gossip - I don't know what he'd gain from it, so can't see why he'd do it in the first place. Occam's razor, homeboy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 12:07pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]
who claims to be from iceland, yes.


I love this non-controversial controversy. Why would you claim to be from Iceland if you're not when you're already from fucking Germany? Norse mythology was Germanic long before it ever came to Iceland, what's the advantage?
iceland is more cult, they still have isolated gene pool and don't afraid of allied powers.


ITT: bjork more brutal and intolerant than hitler



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 12:34pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's just funny because of claiming to be from somewhere you're not.


What I'm saying is, why would you think this is the case other than message board gossip - I don't know what he'd gain from it, so can't see why he'd do it in the first place. Occam's razor, homeboy.


Interviews my friend.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 12:40pm
For example:

You spent your childhood in Iceland ... What represents Iceland for you? I remember the first promo-tape I have received from No Color many years ago and they informed about a great Iceland solo project... After then, you moved in Germany ...

"No comments about this one. There are far too many rumors, and no matter what I am saying, people continue to spread weird things. That is why I decided to simply shut up about such topics, hope you understand..."
__________________________

Basically, he's been getting slammed for this since Falkenbach has been around. He used Icelandic for album and song titles or something, and people continuously questioned him about what connection he has to Iceland. There is no definite proof that he spent his "childhood" in Iceland, so it's quite funny on that regard.
Either way, I've loved Falkenbach for many years, and could really care less about what he claims, other than the music. I love his style. First two albums are my favorite (GEE, WHO'D A THUNK IT)



toggletoggle post by Falkenpedia at Feb 10,2011 12:40pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]


Interviews my friend.


Cite references or we're flagging this post.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 12:41pm
PS: Occam's Razor sucks. I hate when people use that for the answer to everything. Your arrested.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 12:43pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
PS: Occam's Razor sucks. I hate when people use that for the answer to everything. Your arrested.


[/best weapon of UFO folks, so solly]



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 12:44pm
It's hard for me to cite something I remember reading 10 years ago. But do a google search about it, and you'll discover he dodges questions about his Icelandic past. This even made it to MetalArchives because of its relevance to his music. But yet, I remember hearing about him providing zero evidence of him being from Iceland. But the fact of the matter is, WHO REALLY CARES,FALKENPEDIA?!



toggletoggle post by Falkenpedia at Feb 10,2011 12:46pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It's hard for me to cite something I remember reading 10 years ago. But do a google search about it, and you'll discover he dodges questions about his Icelandic past. This even made it to MetalArchives because of its relevance to his music. But yet, I remember hearing about him providing zero evidence of him being from Iceland. But the fact of the matter is, WHO REALLY CARES,FALKENPEDIA?!


OFFICIALLY FLAGGED




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 12:47pm
refusing to comment ist krieg

srsly, i don't know where people get the idea that musicians' brains are open sock drawers for them to rummage through, especially cultish metal stuff. (cultish as opposed to kvltish haha). real men ignore the gossipmongers and make metal; ladies have sewing circles and demand answers.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 12:47pm
secret shit is secret



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 12:48pm
Every metal discussion board is a sewing circle.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 12:50pm
Lest we all forget what happened with Velvet Cacoon 6 years ago LOL



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 12:59pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Every metal discussion board is a sewing circle.


I am literally sewing right now. [/truth, it hurts]



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 10,2011 1:01pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Every metal discussion board is a sewing circle.


I am literally sewing right now. [/truth, it hurts]



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2011 1:02pm
Nobody sews harder than G. Meskil.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 1:06pm
Only Korey Ixiol being responsible for Velvet Cacoon's demise is real.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 10,2011 2:59pm
new album was meh



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Feb 10,2011 3:36pm
Velvet Caccoon? You talkin' about the band that stole albums from some other Portland area band?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 3:42pm
Yes.. a lot of people loved their album Genevieve when it came out then all the shit started hitting the fan with them. They were secretive about the members and stuff as well. The Internet black metal message boards (namely FMP, their label at the time) exposed them and butchered them to death. They were one of those bands that had rumors floating around for a while.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Feb 10,2011 3:44pm
Yeah, I've heard their stuff but never knew what to give them credit for... if anything. Some of the Clair Cassis stuff I've heard is pretty good.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 3:47pm
What's this have to do with Flakenbach you say? Well, it's just shows you the power of the international black metal sewing circles.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Feb 10,2011 3:54pm



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 10,2011 6:42pm
There's a girl who lives in my dorm with the last name Falkenbach. makes me lol.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Feb 10,2011 8:16pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yes.. a lot of people loved their album Genevieve when it came out then all the shit started hitting the fan with them. They were secretive about the members and stuff as well. The Internet black metal message boards (namely FMP, their label at the time) exposed them and butchered them to death. They were one of those bands that had rumors floating around for a while.



Us cool ass niggas have always hated on them:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/3910213-post22.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/3707074-post5.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/3707018-post2.html



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 8:19pm
UltinateMetal? Hahaha haven't posted there in Years



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Feb 10,2011 8:19pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
UltinateMetal? Hahaha haven't posted there in Years


The only forum worth anything is Royal Carnage.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2011 8:25pm
Used to be good. I posted there for a while.. HMAS, FMP, blackmetal.co.uk (Lulz), + many more.
Lambgoat and rttp? Fuck those poser hippie boards



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 18,2011 8:20pm
lol at track 2 sounding like the gilligans island theme song



toggletoggle post by EARNIE BACH at Feb 18,2011 9:57pm
EARNIE BACH JR KID



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 18,2011 10:56pm
Boozegood said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yes.. a lot of people loved their album Genevieve when it came out then all the shit started hitting the fan with them. They were secretive about the members and stuff as well. The Internet black metal message boards (namely FMP, their label at the time) exposed them and butchered them to death. They were one of those bands that had rumors floating around for a while.



Us cool ass niggas have always hated on them:

l


no care, fully appreeshd, far out maaaaaan



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 19,2011 1:23am
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