Okay?

It's a corruption of Mohamed, do you pronounce lulz "lu-zhay"?

BALLET = ballay

BAPHOMET = baffomay.

Fuck, I've been pronouncing it like "bat vomit" these last dozen years...

bat vomit is way better and correct.

laura gainey pronounces lulz "glug glug"

i'm starting a hockey themed black metal band called bourquenagar

I am loling @ 'Hey The Rev' as opposed to just 'Hey Rev'.

the last song on the album is called "raising the silver chalice atop the majestic peaks of snow-capped mountains as bodies lie frozen beneath the snow"

I already proved you wrong here.

do I have to hammer it into your heart with my mal-lay?

IT'S NOT MALLAY, IT"S MALLET.

The possessor of chalice, I resent the above generalization.

DEVOURING THE SNOWCAPPED TABLETOP UNDER A FROZEN QUEBECOIS MOON (A TALE OF JOHN KORDIC)

TRANSFIXED BY THE GAZE OF THE TRANSPLANTED SOUTHERN NORTH STARS

they could do a split with Akitsa's Sang Nordique (I'm pretty sure the album's about Owen Nolan and Stephanie Fiset)

GAZING INTO THE ABYSS OF THE FIVE HOLE OF THE ABOMINABLE RON TUGNUTT

THE SCORCHED AND WARTORN BATTLEFIELD OF MIKE RICCI'S NOSE

PANZER DIVISION WINNIPEG JETS

UPON GOLDEN KOHOS IMPALED

SEIGNEUR SELANNE'S ANCIENT HELM OF DISCONTINUED NECROFUNERAL

VIOLATING NAOKO FUNAYAMA UPON THE PENTAGRAM INSCRIBED INVERTED CROSS

Pronounce the word: Baphomet
Pronounce by syllable: BAF- ə- met

Word origin and comments: French "Baphomet", from Old Spanish "Mafomat", from Latin "Machometus", from Arabic, "Muhammed". Although there are seemingly well-reasoned arguments for "baff-uh-MAY", an assumption that French Inquisitors were unfamiliar with the spelling of the name Mohammed is unwarranted. Idres Shah reasons that it is derived from "Abufihamat", pronounced "Bufihimat," a Moorish-Spanish word for "father of wisdom," another word used to describe the Prophet. To a Templar, the similarity of "Abiff" to "Abufihamat"--meaning "Father of Wisdom", may have been irresistible. There is yet another theory that the word is derived from Greek roots, the words "Baphe" and "metis", therefore "Baptism of wisdom".

See it would have worked better just to call him ConqueerTheBaphaggot.

Are we still harping on this?

When you're old as dirt your idea of how long it takes for a joke to become old is pretty skewed.

Indeed.

WORSHIPPING THY GRAVEN IDOL, THE LADY BYNG TROPHY

The Lady Byng is the least grim trophy of all, a reward for kindness? HA!

LADY BYNG IST KRIEG, PAVEL DATSYUK UBER ALLES

can you use it in a sentence?

Even if it was correct to pronounce it "baff-uh-may," I'd still pronounce it "baff-uh-met" because it sounds cooler.

THE FOREST IS MY THRONE (BILL BARILKO)

this thread is not about baphomet/baff-o-may anymore. this is clearly a thread about bourquenagar, a hockey-themed black metal band featuring members of bochnagar.

RAYMOND'S ASCENT TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS IN EXILE

RAYMOND BLOWS THE MILKMAN

then it wouldnt be cool to rock a mullet if it was pronounced mull-lay

its a car hole

FUCKIN LOL

I wonder is a a mull-lay would get you laid more if it were called a mull-lay.

LMAO

ERBLICKET DIE TOCHTER DES KOSTITSYNS

BOURGEOIS = sub-urbs