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New site? Maybe some day.
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currently here
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Blows. If it is a black dude on trial tell them you are a racist. |
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wore a bold face dying fetus hoody hope that gets me out of it |
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my dad told me to say "I don't mind black people, they just kind of smell" |
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Show up in black face. You definitely won't be picked and the results are bound to be hilarious. |
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Haha...nothing says "pick me!" quite like Dying Fetus in a jury room. |
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THANK YOU
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haha Brandon BoE used to always use this method and they never would pick him. I'm going to have to try it. |
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As registered voters, it is your civic obligation to participate in jury duty.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, you un-American shitstains! |
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obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh |
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Haha, good stories here. I had to do this once in of all places Lowell (lived in Waltham at the time) and it sucked so hard. It was hot, it was 6am sharp, no parking anywhere and we didn't even get to the point of being picked. Some asshole comes in the room 8 hours later and says "Everybody go home". I wanted to throw my sandwich at him so bad but I ate it instead.
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haha. i have never even gotten invited to serve jury duty. is it because im a convicted felon?
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As registered voters, it is your civic obligation to participate in jury duty.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, you un-American shitstains! |
*goes to check his mail, face palm*
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obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh |
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obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh |
you do know that your car will be broken into... |
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I think your civic duty is a pretty cool guy. eh wastes everyone's time and doesn't afraid of anything. |
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that was me, but i wore a porphyria shirt |
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PROTIP: When you have to watch the video explaining how jury duty works making a jerk off gesture above the table you're seated at really helps your chances of not being selected. |
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so I have mine at 8AM tomorrow in Brockton.
Because it's in Brockton, it's probably a murder trial.
Should I wear my old Dying Fetus shirt? Like what is the best way to look like a scrub and not get chosen? |
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my dad told me to say "I don't mind black people, they just kind of smell" |
This one's even more effective:
"I used to work at a law firm" |
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I want to get picked but never will. Stupid justice system. |
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