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returntothepit >> discuss >> Fu jury duty by sxealex on May 29,2009 8:04am
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toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 29,2009 8:04am
currently here
that is all



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 29,2009 8:06am
Blows. If it is a black dude on trial tell them you are a racist.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 29,2009 8:18am
wore a bold face dying fetus hoody hope that gets me out of it



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 29,2009 8:19am
Hahahah amazing



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 29,2009 8:21am
my dad told me to say "I don't mind black people, they just kind of smell"



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 29,2009 8:43am
Show up in black face. You definitely won't be picked and the results are bound to be hilarious.



toggletoggle post by timma at May 29,2009 8:50am
Haha...nothing says "pick me!" quite like Dying Fetus in a jury room.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 29,2009 1:22pm
FUCKING SO GLAD I WORE THAT HOODY.... was there 6 hours but didnt get picked for the hitman's trial in this case.

http://wbztv.com/local/Edward.Schiller.James.2.577833.html



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 29,2009 1:23pm
THANK YOU



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 29,2009 1:42pm
haha Brandon BoE used to always use this method and they never would pick him. I'm going to have to try it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 29,2009 1:47pm
As registered voters, it is your civic obligation to participate in jury duty.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, you un-American shitstains!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 29,2009 1:52pm
obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh



toggletoggle post by C.dEAd at May 29,2009 1:59pm
Haha, good stories here. I had to do this once in of all places Lowell (lived in Waltham at the time) and it sucked so hard. It was hot, it was 6am sharp, no parking anywhere and we didn't even get to the point of being picked. Some asshole comes in the room 8 hours later and says "Everybody go home". I wanted to throw my sandwich at him so bad but I ate it instead.



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at May 29,2009 2:01pm
Call in dead.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 29,2009 2:47pm
haha. i have never even gotten invited to serve jury duty. is it because im a convicted felon?




toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 29,2009 8:56pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
As registered voters, it is your civic obligation to participate in jury duty.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, you un-American shitstains!


*goes to check his mail, face palm*

arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 29,2009 9:06pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
obviously was joking above... I just got one for July 15th in Brockton. Sigh
you do know that your car will be broken into...



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 29,2009 9:46pm
I think your civic duty is a pretty cool guy. eh wastes everyone's time and doesn't afraid of anything.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at May 29,2009 9:57pm
that was me, but i wore a porphyria shirt



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 29,2009 10:05pm
PROTIP: When you have to watch the video explaining how jury duty works making a jerk off gesture above the table you're seated at really helps your chances of not being selected.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 14,2009 4:25pm
so I have mine at 8AM tomorrow in Brockton.
Because it's in Brockton, it's probably a murder trial.

Should I wear my old Dying Fetus shirt? Like what is the best way to look like a scrub and not get chosen?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 14,2009 4:35pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
my dad told me to say "I don't mind black people, they just kind of smell"


This one's even more effective:

"I used to work at a law firm"



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 14,2009 4:42pm
I want to get picked but never will. Stupid justice system.



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