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returntothepit >> discuss >> Ladies and Gentlemen... TOM FUCKING BRADY by xmikex on May 26,2009 7:44pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 26,2009 7:44pm edited May 26,2009 7:44pm
Brady told Peter King today that he wants to play until he's 41.

"If I get to that point and still feel good, I’ll keep playing,” Brady said. “I mean, what the hell else am I going to do? I don’t like anything else. . . . People say, ‘What will you do if you don’t play football?’ Why would I even think of doing anything else? What would I do instead of run out in front of 80,000 people and command 52 guys and be around guys I consider brothers and be one of the real gladiators? Why would I ever want to do anything else? It’s so hard to think of anything that would match what I do: Fly to the moon? Jump out of planes? Bungee-jump off cliffs? None of that sh-t matters to me. I want to play this game I love, be with my wife and son, and enjoy life.”


Brady's pissed, Randy Moss is talking shit, I'm feeling good about this season. Duck and cover motherfuckers.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at May 26,2009 7:49pm
Fucking right.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 26,2009 8:10pm
hellz yes



toggletoggle post by Pires at May 26,2009 10:46pm
boooooooo



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 26,2009 11:14pm
AWWWWW SHIT SON. PATS ARE BACK.



toggletoggle post by tom brady is death metal at May 27,2009 7:17am



toggletoggle post by JustinSteele   at May 27,2009 7:38am
Oh wow! I never realized he played bass... wait a second!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 9:07am
Pires said[orig][quote]
http://boo-urns-football.blogspot.com


fixed!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 9:10am
Brady loves his slams



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 27,2009 9:21am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Brady loves his slams


made me giggle.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 9:27am
That's funny, but one thing... Drew is a Giants fan.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2009 9:44am
pats gonna go 11-5 this year at most

gonna get eliminated in the 1st or 2nd round.

sorry brady, you're too worried about your marriage with jizz-elle.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 27,2009 9:55am
tommy's back!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 11:38am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
That's funny, but one thing... Drew is a Giants fan.
ya know? just when I thought Drew was a good dude, I go and find this out....YOU'RE DEAD TO ME DREW! YOU HEAR ME?



toggletoggle post by mattkings at May 27,2009 11:42am
TFB!



toggletoggle post by contagion   at May 27,2009 12:24pm
i want another brian urlacher ankle shattering juke. probably top 5 funniest plays ever.

these guys have a serious chip on their shoulder. lets run up the score baby!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2009 1:13pm
it's hilarious how much people outside of new england despise the patriots.

the spygate scandal has forever branded them as cheaters, though..
but then again, I wish we had more proof of how the other teams were doing it as well. I remember someone making a big deal about how the Jets had an unmarked camera man pointed at the opponent's bench as well



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 27,2009 1:15pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
it's hilarious how much people outside of new england despise the patriots.

the spygate scandal has forever branded them as cheaters, though..
but then again, I wish we had more proof of how the other teams were doing it as well. I remember someone making a big deal about how the Jets had an unmarked camera man pointed at the opponent's bench as well


Please everyone in the NFL did it. Why do you think other coaches hate Mangini too? Because he blew the lid on something everyone was doing because hes a pudgy little douche that can't stand losing.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 1:22pm
During the 08 season there was a private study done where NFL players were asked which coach they'd most like to play for, and which coach they'd least like to play for. Belichick was in the top 3 in both categories.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 1:30pm
please don't get me started on Spygate...I'll turn into the Incredible Hulk and go on a murderous rampage



toggletoggle post by spygayt at May 27,2009 3:27pm




toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 27,2009 3:33pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
please don't get me started on Spygate...I'll turn into the Incredible Hulk and go on a murderous rampage


spygate....spygate.......




































SPYGATE!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 3:34pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 27,2009 3:35pm
lol of course you bust out the LEW FEWIGNO hulk.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 3:37pm
am I that transparent? lol



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 27,2009 3:38pm
no i just found it funny you chose that hulk and not one of the many other hulks.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 3:49pm


that better?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 3:52pm
Even Pats bashing graphics are half assed and boring.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 3:55pm
I was purposely ignoring that prick



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 27,2009 4:59pm
Whos a prick?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 6:19pm
mr. "spygayt" up there



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 27,2009 7:16pm
It's amazing to me how many customers I've heard tell me they think Tom marrying Giselle is somehow going to make him soft and he's turning into Tony Romo. I think the media oversaturation of those two while he was out all last season just annoyed people until they forgot what kind of Quarterback he's been for the last eight years!
The last full game he played was the Superbowl, which they lost within the final minutes. Then, he was lost for the entire season after the first few snaps of the first game of the next season. He has got to be hungry as HELL to get back on the field and not only play, but WIN. Win it all. He still has the taste of the Superbowl loss in his mouth and he wants to replace it with the taste of a fourth title win.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 7:19pm
amen to that Dan...I wholeheartedly agree



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at May 27,2009 7:30pm
With Moss and Welker still out there, Brady is going to rape defenses and I can't wait.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 9:58pm
Dan,

People are gullible, and love to amplify anything the media suggests to them. Comparing Tom Brady to Tony Romo is like comparing Odin master of all things epic... to Tony Romo.



toggletoggle post by supasta at May 27,2009 10:27pm
Every defensive player will be going for Brady's knee, he'll never be the same. Plus he's a bitch and blames everything on everyone else. Here comes the Old Patriots where every team knows to pressure Brady and he crumbles like a pedophile under a 5 yr olds balls.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 27,2009 10:34pm edited May 27,2009 10:34pm
supasta said[orig][quote]
Plus he's a bitch and blames everything on everyone else..


Prove it...Brady has always been accountable for himself

supasta said[orig][quote]
Here comes the Old Patriots where every team knows to pressure Brady and he crumbles like a pedophile under a 5 yr olds balls.


first off, the age of the Pats is overexaggerated by anyone who doesn't follow the team or doesn't do their research...secondly, every teams strategy against any team is to pressure the QB...that's basic football logic



toggletoggle post by supasta at May 27,2009 10:40pm
The teams usually tried to cover Moss and other receivers because they thought that was the best idea, then at the end of their amazing season u saw more teams going after Brady and blitzing more. And he always did bitch about shit, u can't deny that, he yelled at his players quite a bit during games. You're just mad that the Pat's will never be the same.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 27,2009 11:43pm
Whenever I hear anyone bitching about the Patriots and how they're done or whatever I think of something I posted last year:

I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, just refreshing the CHEATriots clubhouse page in hopes of catching a breaking story. Maybe the CHEATriots just signed Mike Cloud to the practice squad. Maybe they cut Matt Cassel, but rest assured as a lifelong Jets fan and man on a mission, I will be there with the wittiest first comment in the history of sports, the internet and human communication.

I've already worn out my C and H keys doing reps so I can type out CHEATRIOTS and BELICHEAT the instant John Clayton clicks publish. I've taken to memorizing the entire roster and coaching staff so my repartee will have maximum impact. For instance, Kyle Eckel was a Midshipman and the instant he's cut I've got a juicy (and timely) joke about the Village People, followed up of course by something assailing the CHEATRIOTS and BeliCHEAT for not supporting the troops. Or take the aforementioned Mike Cloud, it's really going to put some bees in some Pats fan's bonnet when I reference the fact that his surname would make an excellent place to video tape opposing teams' defensive signals from. StratoCHEATulus perluciCHEATS. Any story on Tom Brady I'll be quick to fire off something about how he left behind a bastard child with that poor Moynihan broad while he was SURPRISE SURPRISE CHEATING on her with Gisele. And should Randy CHEATWIFEBEATER (nickname copyright mine) Moss do anything remotely newsworthy I'll be the first to complain about how he's a truly classless individual who once mimed mooning the Packer faithful (easily one of the most disgraceful moments in NFL history)

And of course, once someone mentions the fact that my beloved Jets sucked last year I'll call them out on their bandwagon fanhood. Everyone knows that nobody in New CHEATland paid attention to the CHEATriots until about Week 8 of the 2007 season, it's a scientific fact.

Oh and just so you know I'm a diehard I'll be signing all of my posts with my longtime username, JETS-FAVRE-XLIII

Oh yeah, and one more thing, 18-1 (please ignore the fact that the Jets finished 4-12 and let me enjoy the CHEATRICHEATS' failure in peace)



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 11:44pm edited May 27,2009 11:46pm
Randy Moss still broke the single season touchdown record well after the "revelation" of pressuring Brady became apparent. Face it, doubling Randy Moss is standard procedure. Aside from his time in Oakland when he took a mental vacation, instances of Moss not working against doubles are few and far between. Nobody, stops their defensive gameplan there.

Brady had more knockdowns in 07 then any other quarterback in the league. He had pressure in his face constantly. Any team that runs as many 4 and 5 wide receiver formations as the Pats did that year leaves themselves vulnerable to that kind of pressure. This was never a discovery. Rex Ryan blitzed corners and OLB's on every other down against him thinking he had masterminded it, and what happened? The Pats just shifted around their packages, stuck a RB or two in to block and still pulled out a victory, Brady still throws for 1,110 yards for the rest of the season (including a 399 yard game the very next week against Pittsburgh the most notoriously blitz happy franchise in history), and breaks the single season touchdown record.

But those are all facts, and numbers. They're not on par with such observations like Brady "yelled at his players quite a bit." Solid piece of reporting right there from somebody who has obviously never watched more than 10 minutes of football in their life. You show me a quarterback that never yells at his team, and I'll show you a quarterback that never wins anything.

But hey dude. Everyone's got their opinions. I hope you enjoy yours. But when the F-U touchdowns start flying, and the wins style piling up in favor of the red, silver and blue don't tell me nobody warned you.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 27,2009 11:46pm
p.s.

U-S-A
U-S-A



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 28,2009 12:00am
Mike just put my flag at half-mast



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 28,2009 12:08am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Dan,

People are gullible, and love to amplify anything the media suggests to them. Comparing Tom Brady to Tony Romo is like comparing Odin master of all things epic... to Tony Romo.

Hahaha, I know this, but it just gets annoying when I hear the same shit from a bunch of yahoos that were sweating his nuts until he got hurt and have zero logic to back any of this crap up with.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at May 28,2009 12:25am
BobNOMAAMRooney Said:
"Whenever I hear anyone bitching about the Patriots and how they're done or whatever I think of something I posted last year:

I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, just refreshing the CHEATriots clubhouse page in hopes of catching a breaking story. Maybe the CHEATriots just signed Mike Cloud to the practice squad. Maybe they cut Matt Cassel, but rest assured as a lifelong Jets fan and man on a mission, I will be there with the wittiest first comment in the history of sports, the internet and human communication.

I've already worn out my C and H keys doing reps so I can type out CHEATRIOTS and BELICHEAT the instant John Clayton clicks publish. I've taken to memorizing the entire roster and coaching staff so my repartee will have maximum impact. For instance, Kyle Eckel was a Midshipman and the instant he's cut I've got a juicy (and timely) joke about the Village People, followed up of course by something assailing the CHEATRIOTS and BeliCHEAT for not supporting the troops. Or take the aforementioned Mike Cloud, it's really going to put some bees in some Pats fan's bonnet when I reference the fact that his surname would make an excellent place to video tape opposing teams' defensive signals from. StratoCHEATulus perluciCHEATS. Any story on Tom Brady I'll be quick to fire off something about how he left behind a bastard child with that poor Moynihan broad while he was SURPRISE SURPRISE CHEATING on her with Gisele. And should Randy CHEATWIFEBEATER (nickname copyright mine) Moss do anything remotely newsworthy I'll be the first to complain about how he's a truly classless individual who once mimed mooning the Packer faithful (easily one of the most disgraceful moments in NFL history)

And of course, once someone mentions the fact that my beloved Jets sucked last year I'll call them out on their bandwagon fanhood. Everyone knows that nobody in New CHEATland paid attention to the CHEATriots until about Week 8 of the 2007 season, it's a scientific fact.

Oh and just so you know I'm a diehard I'll be signing all of my posts with my longtime username, JETS-FAVRE-XLIII

Oh yeah, and one more thing, 18-1 (please ignore the fact that the Jets finished 4-12 and let me enjoy the CHEATRICHEATS' failure in peace)"

Firstly, I don't care about football or the Pats. BUT you gotta know how lame you sound by doing all this "I told ya so" whining.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at May 28,2009 12:48am
BoarcorpseJimbo said[orig][quote]

Firstly, I don't care about football or the Pats. BUT you gotta know how lame you sound by doing all this "I told ya so" whining.


It was a parody of idiot ESPN comments, not my actual opinion on the Patriots.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at May 28,2009 5:33am
ha, nevermind then. I guess it SHOWS that i don't follow em..



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 28,2009 8:27am
supasta said[orig][quote]
And he always did bitch about shit, u can't deny that, he yelled at his players quite a bit during games.


yet again, you don't have a clue...he's motivating his teammates, not bitching at them...get a fucking clue

again, concrete evidence, or you're just making an absolute fool of yourself

supasta said[orig][quote]
You're just mad that the Pat's will never be the same.


Super Bowl this year, mark it down....they will finish the job (barring injury)



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 28,2009 9:04am
Richard Seymour has been known to tackle ball carriers quite a bit. This unsportsmanlike conduct should not go unpunished!! Cheatriots suxxorz!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 28,2009 9:27am
Patriots get by the Steelers with 20 of 22 returning??

Don't think so chaps.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 28,2009 9:29am
i've been five rows back on the 50 behind the patriots bench and i've heard brady yelling. he's not blaming anyone. he's trying to fire them up and get the best performance out of his teammates. he's not dan marino.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 28,2009 9:37am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Patriots get by the Steelers with 20 of 22 returning??

Don't think so chaps.
Steelers are a very good team, and the battle between them and the Pats this season should be pretty epic, but IMO the Pats with Tom Brady have a much better team than the Steelers

speaking of the Steelers, anyone hear this:

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by mattkings at May 28,2009 12:32pm
If anyone brings up spygate I just say i'm glad the patriots "cheated" and it usually pisses them off.



toggletoggle post by spygayt at May 28,2009 1:57pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 28,2009 2:35pm
supasta said[orig][quote]
You're just mad that the Pat's will never be the same.


Why would we be mad about the possessions of some guy named Pat never being the same.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 28,2009 2:36pm
at least he had the proper you're/your usage



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 28,2009 2:37pm
I've known some extremely bright people who fail at spelling and proper usage of the english language



toggletoggle post by supasta at May 28,2009 10:10pm
I was pretty good in English, but that's besides the point. I just say, this season will actually be a real season, as long as people don't get hurt. Last year was the worst ever. I'm not a Patriot's fan, but regardless I still can have an opinion about Brady being a bitch. Which he truly is. He does also get mad when he breaks a nail. I've seen it and I watch way more then 10 minutes. He screams at his players quite a bit and not the positive yelling. Think what you want because you won't change my mind no matter what you say. Alot of you jumped on the bandwagon once he became quarterback, not saying everyone, but many. Just hope he doesn't rip too much panty hose during practices, he doesn't like it when he gets runs.



toggletoggle post by supasta at May 28,2009 10:16pm
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 28,2009 11:30pm
In the 2 minutes it takes for my download to finish before I goto bed...

supasta said[orig][quote]
I was pretty good in English, but that's besides the point.


I disagree. Your command of my language is elementary school at best.


I just say, this season will actually be a real season, as long as people don't get hurt.

Poor grammar from the start, and people get hurt every season. Once again, welcome to the NFL + 10 minutes.

Last year was the worst ever.

I thought last year was a pretty interesting season. Just because my favorite team didn't win the Superbowl doesn't mean the entire season was a wash. A lot of cool shit happened last season: the emergence of Matt Ryan and the Falcons, The Titans finally putting their shit together, Drew Brees almost breaking the single season yardage record, Joe Flacco leading the Ravens to the AFC championship. Then again that's all stuff that happens after the 10 minute mark.

I'm not a Patriot's fan, but regardless I still can have an opinion...

Every sentient human being on the planet has an opinion on stuff. Most people, even when they're wrong, can come up with a solid fact to back theirs up. For Christ's sakes pal, there are 12 year olds out there with blogs who can put together an argument better than you.

He screams at his players quite a bit and not the positive yelling.

Youtube? Quotes? Show me the dirt.

Think what you want because you won't change my mind no matter what you say.

Why would I change my own mind based off what I say?

Alot of you jumped on the bandwagon once he became quarterback, not saying everyone, but many.


Well here's a fun fact. Foxboro stadium was selling out games season long well before Tom Brady was the starting quarterback. This phenomenon occurred after one Mr. Robert Kraft purchased the team, and the Pats had DREW BLEDSOE (aka not Tom Brady) as their franchise QB. The Patriots dynasty started with Kraft, NOT Brady. And I quote...

"Upon purchasing the team, Kraft made a commitment to Patriots fans that he would bring a Super Bowl and a state of the art facility for the team to New England. His follow-through on those promises would exceed even the wildest of expectations.

The day after the NFL approved the sale in January 1994, Patriots fans showed their appreciation by purchasing almost 6,000 season tickets en route to selling out every game for the first time in the team's 34-year history. Every home game has been sold out since. "


Hmmmm and that's 1994. SEVEN years before Brady would start a single game in the NFL. But yeah, like you said, everyone is entitled to their opinions. Yours is just dead in the dirt, locked in stone, no way around it wrong-o.






toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at May 29,2009 12:08am
Fuck all you hata playa's Pat's are going to kill this year, I can't fucking wait!!!!!! Best time of year footbal season!



toggletoggle post by supasta at May 29,2009 9:27pm
I love fucking with all of you, man you guys pick up on everything you're intelligence is far above any level that I could achieve. I guess you guys truly have nothing else better to do. I love saying shit the wrong way so you guys can get your panties in a bunch. This is better then fucking your sister. Yes last season was decent but definitely not a great season. All the teams that should have been great were not. Tom Brady is an excellent quarterback. It's just funny to piss you off because I know you wish you were Giselle and sucking his cock. This season will be alot better due to all the people healing from their injuries.



toggletoggle post by supasta at May 29,2009 9:31pm
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS



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