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returntothepit >> discuss >> The future is now, and it involves Cyanide-laced GPS chips that allow remote tracking and murder! by Sacreligion on May 26,2009 2:11pm
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toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 26,2009 2:11pm
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520331,00.html

"German media outlets reported last week that a Saudi inventor's application to patent a "killer chip," as the Swiss tabloids put it, had been denied.

The basic model would consist of a tiny GPS transceiver placed in a capsule and inserted under a person's skin, so that authorities could track him easily.

Model B would have an extra function — a dose of cyanide to remotely kill the wearer without muss or fuss if authorities deemed he'd become a public threat.

The inventor said the chip could be used to track terrorists, criminals, fugitives, illegal immigrants, political dissidents, domestic servants and foreigners overstaying their visas."



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 26,2009 2:13pm
The RFID chip is old news, but this is legitimately terrifying.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at May 26,2009 2:16pm
foreigners overstaying their visas definitely deserve to be killed



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 26,2009 2:21pm
what about when it malfunctions/breaks and the cyanide is released on someone who isn't a threat of any kind?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2009 2:37pm
they aren't impervious to cyanide? that's darwin at work.



toggletoggle post by timma at May 26,2009 2:42pm
"deemed to become a public threat"

And who, exactly, is in charge of this "deeming"? Because if it's Germans, well...we all know how that ends.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2009 2:56pm
space lasers please.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 26,2009 3:28pm
I'll take two.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 26,2009 3:36pm
Definitely use these to track illegal immigrants.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 27,2009 2:53am
ya gotta catch em first. the best way to do that is to make sure everyone is born with them.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at May 27,2009 1:48pm
I think these will become optional in the future.

Want to live in that really nice place everyone enjoys?

Then you gotta get chipped.

Probably won't use cyanide, though. Nerve agents FTW



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 27,2009 2:01pm
there are plenty of venoms they could use that would work really well.



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