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returntothepit >> discuss >> funny Obama joke by Yeti on May 19,2009 1:18pm
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toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 19,2009 1:18pm
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at May 19,2009 2:07pm
GHEY.



toggletoggle post by timma at May 19,2009 2:13pm
People always said that a black man would become President when pigs fly.

Well, less than 100 days into office and SWINE FLU!

GET IT!?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 19,2009 2:16pm
Mr. Yetish,
I am writting you because i think you have titled this thread incorrectly. In fact, the joke is very NOT funny.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2009 2:20pm
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toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at May 19,2009 2:35pm
Isn't this joke used for a bunch of people? I mean...

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Yeti.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Yeti is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 19,2009 3:16pm
hahaha true Jim, essentially its not funny at all.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 19,2009 3:16pm
hahaha i didn't even realize you put "Yeti" in there. that is very true about my height.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 19,2009 3:20pm
Funny.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at May 19,2009 3:42pm
I didn't laugh.



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