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returntothepit >> discuss >> AN OPEN LETTER TO THAT CUNT I'M STILL MARRIED TO by Josh_Martin on May 12,2009 1:29pm
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toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 12,2009 1:29pm
I know someone that can get in touch with her will read this. Please tell her that all the shittalking she did about me outside the Brutal Truth all got back to me. (who the fuck does she think is anyway??)

The point of this is that I have finally had enough of the bullshit and I'm glad Alex beats the crap out of her everytime she talks to me and I want a fucking DIVORCE immmediately. I lost my cell phone on tour (got a new one now, same number) so I don't have any number for her except her parent's and I've left messages there that have gone unreturned. So I am resorting to this.

I got laid a million times in the last month and fuck you, you beaten battered pussy. You were hot as fuck when I met you at 21. Now you're pushing 30 and it shows.

Bye




toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 12,2009 1:32pm
first



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at May 12,2009 1:35pm
divorce via message board.....amazing!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 12,2009 1:35pm
we've been separated for years. Its time to make it official



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 12,2009 1:36pm
*slow 80's clap start*



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at May 12,2009 1:37pm
Alex? Do something violent? UNPOSSIBLE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2009 1:40pm
A+



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 12,2009 1:50pm
This...is.....AWESOME



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 12,2009 1:54pm
dertoxia said[orig][quote]
divorce via message board.....amazing!!


Almost worthy of a CNN Breaking News Alert



toggletoggle post by Pires at May 12,2009 2:07pm
it's a festivus miracle!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2009 2:08pm
and we celebrate by the airing of grievances.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 12,2009 2:15pm
p0ast pict0rz.



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at May 12,2009 2:32pm
post some naked pics of her ... she'll call you then



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at May 12,2009 2:39pm
lol@this



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 12,2009 2:43pm
Win thread is win.



toggletoggle post by cav at May 12,2009 3:25pm
b9?



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at May 12,2009 3:25pm
srsly b9



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at May 12,2009 3:50pm
is this on blabbermouth yet?



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 12,2009 4:29pm
EPIC WIN AWESOME FUN FUN YAY.... all you need to do now is make a youtube video of a horrendous prank and my life will be completed



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 12,2009 4:30pm
monster_island said[orig][quote]
post some naked pics of her ... she'll call you then



toggletoggle post by epicwinz at May 12,2009 10:27pm
bumpz



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 12,2009 11:26pm
Early thread of the year contender.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 12,2009 11:33pm
Somehow, this thread is tastier than my crab rangoon thread.



toggletoggle post by floyd macabee at May 12,2009 11:42pm
post pics of her sucking your cock or your marriage didn't happen.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 12,2009 11:43pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by floyd macabee at May 12,2009 11:47pm
post pics of her sucking rich horrors cock or your marriage didn't happen too.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at May 12,2009 11:49pm


AND TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 13,2009 2:23am
I wanted to bang this broad once, she was hot.



toggletoggle post by Phrozenspite  at May 13,2009 2:26am
win



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at May 13,2009 6:29am
floyd%20macabee said[orig][quote]
post pics of her sucking your cock or your marriage didn't happen.


QUOTE OF THE YEAR



toggletoggle post by BRADMANN   at May 13,2009 11:26am
release a 7" about it why dontya

oh, and




toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 13,2009 1:12pm
this thread made my day.



toggletoggle post by .......... at May 13,2009 2:11pm
this thread sucks.

no boobs, no stories of plastic men being put in odd orifices.




toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 13,2009 2:16pm
.......... said[orig][quote]
this thread sucks.

no boobs, no stories of plastic men being put in odd orifices.




yet...



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 13,2009 2:21pm
.......... said[orig][quote]
stories of plastic men being put in odd orifices


Add all the fiction you want!



toggletoggle post by bloodhound at May 13,2009 3:03pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
I know someone that can get in touch with her will read this. Please tell her that all the shittalking she did about me outside the Brutal Truth all got back to me. (who the fuck does she think is anyway??)

The point of this is that I have finally had enough of the bullshit and I'm glad Alex beats the crap out of her everytime she talks to me and I want a fucking DIVORCE immmediately. I lost my cell phone on tour (got a new one now, same number) so I don't have any number for her except her parent's and I've left messages there that have gone unreturned. So I am resorting to this.

I got laid a million times in the last month and fuck you, you beaten battered pussy. You were hot as fuck when I met you at 21. Now you're pushing 30 and it shows.

Bye



this isn't Dwyer talking about Spacecorpse again is it ?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 13,2009 3:25pm
josh martin: rttp man of the year 2009



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 13,2009 3:32pm
A man for all seasons, it would seem.



toggletoggle post by genital warts... at May 13,2009 5:01pm
STDs' ...and chronic drug addiction make for too strong a bond to just throw away like that, dont you think? She told me all about you and your little problems. Ussa bummin and a scummin, yes? So what your telling us is that youve given the disease to a thousand skanks? Errrgh!! yikes dude!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 13,2009 8:09pm
This thread has SO much promise.



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS HERE /w MANDY BLAKE at May 13,2009 8:58pm


USUALLY RTTP IS FILLED WITH FAGS. THIS DEVELOPMENT HOWEVER, IS REFRESHING.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 13,2009 10:31pm
This is funny to me on so many levels.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 13,2009 11:59pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 14,2009 1:08am
In B4 epic flamewar



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 17,2009 11:45pm
cunt punch!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 18,2009 1:40pm
why won't she give you a divorce? esp if she's busy shit talking ? tell her to move on and let it go!
Getting a divorce for me. was a weight lifted off my shoulders...he fought it at first...and then finally agreed.
So so much happier since..



toggletoggle post by Das Schidt !!! at May 18,2009 3:45pm
Neither of them wants to spend their dope money on lawyers. heheh



toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at May 19,2009 2:12pm
Women are bitches.



toggletoggle post by mangisthebastard at May 19,2009 2:45pm


this will be her in 15 years.don't sweat it brah



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at May 19,2009 3:14pm
Just file a complaint for divorce and have her served. From what I understand, she doesn't need to agree.

http://www.lawlib.state.ma.us/forms.html#divorce



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 19,2009 3:18pm
cite irreparable mental anguish due to her not being hot anymore.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 19,2009 4:27pm edited May 19,2009 4:28pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
cite irreparable mental anguish due to her not being hot anymore.



Yeti wins the best response award.

Anyways, this thread served its purpose. Divorce is on the horizon. We're both happy as fuck about that.

Thanks for all the support.



toggletoggle post by ERNIE at May 19,2009 4:37pm
thats... it?



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 19,2009 4:41pm
That's it. I never made any promises and you guys didn't pay to get in or anything.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2009 4:52pm
I'll always remember this thread fondly.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 19,2009 7:31pm
[May 18,2009 3:45pm - Das Schidt !!! ]
Neither of them wants to spend their dope money on lawyers. heheh
~~~~
actually a divorce doesn't have to cost you anythin..i never had a lawyer. we just agreed to divorce and we figured out who wanted what pretty easily..we were separated for quite a while before...so it's not like we were sharing bank accounts or anything. We'd been living separate lives for a while



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