HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. BETWEEN BOUTS OF BAWDY, BALL-BUSTING BUTT-BURGLING, I CAN OFTEN BE FOUND AT MY LOCAL LIBRARY, PERUSING A BANK OF THESAURI TO ASSIST IN THE ALLITERATIVE ANNALS OF MY AWESOME ANAL ASSAULTS. HOWEVER, MY LATEST TRIP WAS NOT THE DRY ACADEMIC EXERCISE ONE MIGHT EXPECT. AS I SEARCHED THE SILENT STACKS, I SPIED A STUNNINGLY SCRUMPTIOUS SIREN SITTING STUDIOUSLY AT THE REFERENCE DESK. ALL THOUGHT OF BORING, BANAL BOOK-BROWSING LEFT MY MIND AS OUR EYES MET AND THE BEAUTIFUL BOOKISH BABE'S BODACIOUS BOSOM BOBBED BOUNCILY WITH HER SUDDEN INDRAWN BREATH. MY TRUCULENT TROUSER TORPEDO TORE A TUMULTUOUS TRAIL OF TERROR TO HER TWITCHING, TITILATINGLY TENDER TWAT, UPENDING BOOKSHELVES AND SENDING HORRIFIED PATRONS FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES. AS MY UNCTUOUS UNDULATING UNDERWEAR USURPER LURCHED LASCIVIOUSLY THROUGH HER LUSCIOUSLY LUSTY LIBRARIAN LABIA, LUBRICATING HER LOVEBOX WITH A FURIOUS, FOAMING FLOOD OF FROTHY FUCK-FLUID AT THE CRITICAL CREST OF OUR CRIMINALLY COCKTASTIC COPULATORY CRESCENDO, HER CRIES OF UNIMAGINABLE PLEASURE WERE MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY LIBRARIAN'S "SHUSH."

I GUARANTEE IT.

is it 2007 again already?

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MENS WAREHOUSE. I HAVE MUSTERED ENOUGH TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO COME CONQEUR YOUR BULBOUS VAGINA WITH MY GOLIATH SIZED ALABAMA SPLITTER. YOU WILL OPEN YOUR ASEXUAL JOWLS AND FEAST UPON MY GOBBLE-DEE-GOOK WHILE I THUMB YOUR BUTTOCKS IN A DISASTEROUS RAGE. ILL MAKE YOU CUM SO HARD YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU WERE BORN WITH BOTH SEX ORGANS. I GUARANTEE IT

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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS THINKING ABOUT TAKING YOU A CRUISE THIS SUMMER. YOU CAN RIDE FOR FREE ON THE S.S ZIMMER AND ENJOY MY HULKING ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. ONCE ALL YOUR TEETH BUST OUT FROM CHOWING ON MY ROCK HARD COCTOPUS I'LL KICK YOU OVER WITH MY SIZE 19 ITALLIAN LOAFERS AND DROP MY ANCHOR INTO YOUR MURKY DEPTHS. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOU WILL FLOOD THE SHIP LIKE IN TITANIC. I GUARANTEE IT.