I have a bunch more.. but this is all I have time for at the moment. Someone shoot me in the face with a faceshooting device.

http://www.holladaddy.com

i love you

Let us make sweet sweet love.

dude what?!?! i want to see that hott chick's nudes

or shall i say pix or it didnt happen

http://www.edge.org/q2009/q09_4.html#haidt

http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/10/james-wat...n-tells-inconvenient-truth_296.php#

Post that at 'em. It'll make them shit bricks.

holy fuck hahaha

I look away for one second in the convo, come back and you are getting your huge cock sucked?!?! wow.

i was laughing ridiculously hard at the new stuff, then i got to this part and laughed so hard tears came out: I want them DRIPPING with your mences. I want to cover my face mark up my face like Navajo war paint.

Im tawkin about startin a jazz band. IN YO PANTS! u down?

fuckin' nice.

Majesty.

"jus about tha same gurl. chillin wit friends, goin 2 movies an tawkin real loud, i also lyke playin pool, hittin da clubs is fun now and den too. as long as its in moderashun"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I puked in my mouth from laughter.

MSD, the "Carla" conversation seriously made me dry heave.

Me:
Then maybe I’ll get you naked and slap you around a little.

Her:
Ha ha not likely.

Me:
ok ok I’ll leave the slappin part out. The naked part sounds good though. u’s a beautiful thang.

Her:
Thanks for the compliment but I’m not that easy.

Me:
With that kind of backtalk, you’re going to get a mighty good slapping.

I can’t wait to get you naked and give my fists a workout.

Her:
lol, like I said, with that kinda talk I hope you can wait cuz you’ll b doin alot of it.

Me:
I’m sorry. We got off on the wrong foot. My name’s Fred. How are you doing?

Her:
Lol, much better, I’m carla and I’m aight, you?

Me:
I’m doing well. May I see a photo of your vagina, carla?

http://www.holladaddy.com/?p=195#more-195

"I just got out of jail for stabbin a naked toodler"
At that moment i just about pissed myself

Trolls FTW

Oh shit, Anquan Boldin is hot.

how does ur retarted cousin make u hard????

ZAZZZZZZZZZZZ

I showed the holladaddy site to some of my co-workers who are into hip hop, and they thought it was the funniest thing ever. A month later, a girl I work with told me she finally checked out the site at home and couldn't stop laughing.

haha awesome. I can't wait to post a few of the ones I have going on right now. They're some of the best ever.