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returntothepit >> discuss >> Kashi GoFart hippie cereal by Conservationist on Apr 10,2009 7:24pm
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 10,2009 7:24pm
I was supposed to review this cereal for an article on green living. I didn't make the correlation the first day. I wolfed down a bowl or two, went for a long walk, and as I was relaxing on the sofa afterwards I felt a strong pain.

I thought my appendix was bursting, but after sweating it out for a few minutes, I shifted, and the gas began to blast. I was mud bubbling like a swamp, burping out the air biscuits like a champion. Of course, I was a little worried about my health. I am not turbofarter normally but the power of fart was with me!

The second day, I put two and two together and started to really enjoy abusing this cereal. Have it with yogurt and some extra brown sugar. I even put beans and cabbage on one bowl just to see if I'd blast off with afterburner (I did).

This is the most fun cereal EVER.

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/20-1-c...-Endless-stomach-churning-gas..html



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 10,2009 11:51pm
that was the best cereal review i've ever read.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 11,2009 12:11am
I eat kashi dry while driving.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 11,2009 8:24am
I need to score some now. Costco used to have 18 lbs of it for $8 or something hilarious like that.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 11,2009 9:30am
All natural foods are bad for you.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 11,2009 10:53am
Hahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 11,2009 1:02pm
I'm going to put a box in my car!



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 11,2009 2:24pm
Apparently, the Kashi fruit bars make you fart like a turbojet too.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Apr 11,2009 5:05pm
I'm gonna tell my buddy Randy about this so he can torture his girlfriend like ever before!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 11,2009 5:14pm



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 11,2009 6:22pm
I've been reeling off the colon burgers like never before!



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