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returntothepit >> discuss >> Hot girls you work with by thebloodening on Mar 17,2009 10:50am
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toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 17,2009 10:50am
WTF why are they always not single. This is bullshit, and they ALWAYS dress like ho's, ugh it's painful coming into work everyday.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 17,2009 10:51am
rape=it's what's for dinner



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 10:53am
yep. i work in the financial district. These girls dress like a stripper looks when she comes on stage in a "Business" outfit. SOOO HOTTT. it hurts me. Suit pants REALLY show off hotbottoms, and they don't hide boners AT ALL.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 10:54am
lol post pix



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 17,2009 10:55am
tits or gtfu



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2009 10:55am
thebloodening said[orig][quote]
WTF why are they always not single. This is bullshit, and they ALWAYS dress like ho's, ugh it's painful coming into work everyday.


i have a similar issue with a hot redhead i work with. blaahhh.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2009 10:56am
Fucking tell me about it. All women here. Most hot. PAINFUL PUSSY PARADE IS PAINFUL



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 10:57am
i don't have a camera phone, but i will pull something off.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Mar 17,2009 11:02am
never sleep where you piss



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 17,2009 11:04am edited Mar 17,2009 11:06am
YAAA



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 17,2009 11:06am edited Mar 17,2009 11:10am


this is why its good to have your cell on facebook.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 11:07am
fat girl is most certainly fat.

NO FATTIES.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2009 11:27am
I work for a manufacturing plant. The hotness is limited at best.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 11:54am
thebloodening said[orig][quote]


this is why its good to have your cell on facebook.


big tits.
nice



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 11:54am
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
thebloodening said[orig][quote]


this is why its good to have your cell on facebook.


big tits.
nice


they're only big cause she's fat and that doesn't make it hot at all



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 11:59am
anyway, yeah i don't work with any hot chicks.
in fact all but 4 of the females i work with are old broads.
and the young ones are all awful.

we got a mexican broad who is almost as big as me
her puerto rican best friend who is almost as big as her
a young, fat ugly white girl who thinks she is hot and wears clothes to show off her disgustingly disproportionate body
and
another white chick (who is pretty but, other than that) her chest is flat and her ass looks like my stomach, it's so ridiculous, if you saw a pic from the waist up, she looks skinny, but her legs are like trees and her ass has it's own zipcode.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 12:05pm
W3%20@%20WORK said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
thebloodening said[orig][quote]


this is why its good to have your cell on facebook.


big tits.
nice


they're only big cause she's fat and that doesn't make it hot at all


first, that girl isn't really that big
second, i like fat chick tits, nice and heavy.
and lastly before you (predictably) say "that's because you are a fat slob and it's all you can get" (or something similar)
i have always been into bigger chicks (even in my teen years when i wasn't that big, even when i was 13 and not overweight at all).

in my opinion, most of the chicks that are considered to be "hot" by popular opinion have bodies like little boys. small ass, stick legs, flat chest.....if you are attracted to that, you secretly want to fuck 8 year old boys.

i dig proportionate thick chicks (thick in the middle, thick thighs, big round ass, big tits, pretty face).

of course there are plenty of skinny girls with pretty faces, and there are millions of disgustingly unattractive fat chicks.....but i'll take a big tittied fat chick over a pretty face screwed on to child's body any day.




toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 17,2009 12:12pm
I work at a Pre-K to 8th grade school, and virtually every woman that works there that is between 25-35 is smoking hot....give or take a few...wish I had pics



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 12:12pm
also, i can't tell whether or not the size of this particular broads chest has anything to do with her weight because of the way she is holding thme up.
usually i can tell by the shape and size of a big girls jugs (as well as by the way they hang) whether or not she has naturally large tits that would stick around if she dropped weight, or if she just gained alot of weight in her chest



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 12:14pm
hey be with who you're into I'm saying for myself, fat broads are not my thing and that girl is a fat girl.

and for a side note I don't dig on SG girls, I enjoy a figure on a female needs curves but def not fat ones.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 12:14pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
I work at a Pre-K to 8th grade school, and virtually every woman that works there that is between 25-35 is smoking hot....give or take a few...wish I had pics


fuckin a man! some female teachers are amazing.
i remember the science teacher in my freshman year at attleboro high was unbelievable.
i used to fantasize about crawling under her desk and licking her clit until my tounge went numb.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 12:15pm
W3%20@%20WORK said[orig][quote]
hey be with who you're into I'm saying for myself, fat broads are not my thing and that girl is a fat girl.

and for a side note I don't dig on SG girls, I enjoy a figure on a female needs curves but def not fat ones.


fair enough



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 17,2009 12:17pm
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
I work at a Pre-K to 8th grade school, and virtually every woman that works there that is between 25-35 is smoking hot....give or take a few...wish I had pics


fuckin a man! some female teachers are amazing.
i remember the science teacher in my freshman year at attleboro high was unbelievable.
i used to fantasize about crawling under her desk and licking her clit until my tounge went numb.
dude, it can be a struggle not to say something completely inappropriate...some of them are wasting their "talents"



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 12:52pm
I love all women, what really does it for me though is the correct proportions between waist/ass/tits. If the road bends the right way, i don't care how long the track is.



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 17,2009 1:02pm
i might have to wear an eyepatch today...my eye i think has aids.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 1:06pm
YOU GOTS THE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK EYE!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 1:11pm
knowing now that one of the main causes of "pink eye" is fecal matter in the ocular cavity, it makes me think... There have been plenty of times when my eyes were right up next to a ladiea' puckering starfruit. Did my few cases of pink eye line up chronologically after each near-anus experience? Now when i am in a similar situation, should i call a "halt to action" to fetch my goggles?



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 1:13pm
the googles they do nothin'



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2009 1:13pm



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 1:15pm
aw I didn't bring a JPG, dammit



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 17,2009 1:25pm
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
W3%20@%20WORK said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
thebloodening said[orig][quote]


this is why its good to have your cell on facebook.


big tits.
nice


they're only big cause she's fat and that doesn't make it hot at all


first, that girl isn't really that big
second, i like fat chick tits, nice and heavy.
and lastly before you (predictably) say "that's because you are a fat slob and it's all you can get" (or something similar)
i have always been into bigger chicks (even in my teen years when i wasn't that big, even when i was 13 and not overweight at all).

in my opinion, most of the chicks that are considered to be "hot" by popular opinion have bodies like little boys. small ass, stick legs, flat chest.....if you are attracted to that, you secretly want to fuck 8 year old boys.

i dig proportionate thick chicks (thick in the middle, thick thighs, big round ass, big tits, pretty face).

of course there are plenty of skinny girls with pretty faces, and there are millions of disgustingly unattractive fat chicks.....but i'll take a big tittied fat chick over a pretty face screwed on to child's body any day.



I hear what you're saying dude, but that girl actually is fat.



toggletoggle post by guy at Mar 17,2009 1:48pm
how bout ugly chicks that you work with that you have to screw cuz you havent got laid in a long time



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2009 2:00pm
pink eye is from staph, strep, or pneumococci. All are in feces, but the #1 cause of pink eye is rubbing someone else's mucus into your eye.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Mar 17,2009 2:16pm
I <3 pink eye, and fat chicks.



toggletoggle post by deathfiend sli sli sli at Mar 17,2009 2:17pm
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]

first, that girl isn't really that big
second, i like fat chick tits, nice and heavy.
and lastly before you (predictably) say "that's because you are a fat slob and it's all you can get" (or something similar)
i have always been into bigger chicks (even in my teen years when i wasn't that big, even when i was 13 and not overweight at all).

in my opinion, most of the chicks that are considered to be "hot" by popular opinion have bodies like little boys. small ass, stick legs, flat chest.....if you are attracted to that, you secretly want to fuck 8 year old boys.

i dig proportionate thick chicks (thick in the middle, thick thighs, big round ass, big tits, pretty face).

of course there are plenty of skinny girls with pretty faces, and there are millions of disgustingly unattractive fat chicks.....but i'll take a big tittied fat chick over a pretty face screwed on to child's body any day.



hear hear, homeboys sayin what im thinkin

skinny broads like the ones that are force-fed to us by the media as the all-encompassing paradigm of "hot" just never did it for me, and im fairly in shape if not downright skinny myself. Its always funny to me how as soon as I see celebrities with even the slightest hint of curvaceousness (kelly clarkson, jessica simpson, et. al.) theres some retard screaming about how theyre morbidly obese.



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 17,2009 2:24pm
actually, i have a white fucking dot on the "brown eye part" haha, and it feels like theres sand in my eye. and i havent came in contact with vagines or anuses in quite a few weeks. i really just want to look like a pirate hopefully.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 2:35pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
pink eye is from staph, strep, or pneumococci. All are in feces, but the #1 cause of pink eye is rubbing someone else's mucus into your eye.


Dr. Rev?



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 2:35pm
deathfiend%20sli%20sli%20sli said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]

first, that girl isn't really that big
second, i like fat chick tits, nice and heavy.
and lastly before you (predictably) say "that's because you are a fat slob and it's all you can get" (or something similar)
i have always been into bigger chicks (even in my teen years when i wasn't that big, even when i was 13 and not overweight at all).

in my opinion, most of the chicks that are considered to be "hot" by popular opinion have bodies like little boys. small ass, stick legs, flat chest.....if you are attracted to that, you secretly want to fuck 8 year old boys.

i dig proportionate thick chicks (thick in the middle, thick thighs, big round ass, big tits, pretty face).

of course there are plenty of skinny girls with pretty faces, and there are millions of disgustingly unattractive fat chicks.....but i'll take a big tittied fat chick over a pretty face screwed on to child's body any day.



hear hear, homeboys sayin what im thinkin

skinny broads like the ones that are force-fed to us by the media as the all-encompassing paradigm of "hot" just never did it for me, and im fairly in shape if not downright skinny myself. Its always funny to me how as soon as I see celebrities with even the slightest hint of curvaceousness (kelly clarkson, jessica simpson, et. al.) theres some retard screaming about how theyre morbidly obese.


word...i thought brittany spears was at her hottest when everyone was making fun of her for being fat.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 2:37pm
i always thought she was the best when she was about 16



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 2:37pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
W3%20@%20WORK said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
thebloodening said[orig][quote]


this is why its good to have your cell on facebook.


big tits.
nice


they're only big cause she's fat and that doesn't make it hot at all


first, that girl isn't really that big
second, i like fat chick tits, nice and heavy.
and lastly before you (predictably) say "that's because you are a fat slob and it's all you can get" (or something similar)
i have always been into bigger chicks (even in my teen years when i wasn't that big, even when i was 13 and not overweight at all).

in my opinion, most of the chicks that are considered to be "hot" by popular opinion have bodies like little boys. small ass, stick legs, flat chest.....if you are attracted to that, you secretly want to fuck 8 year old boys.

i dig proportionate thick chicks (thick in the middle, thick thighs, big round ass, big tits, pretty face).

of course there are plenty of skinny girls with pretty faces, and there are millions of disgustingly unattractive fat chicks.....but i'll take a big tittied fat chick over a pretty face screwed on to child's body any day.



I hear what you're saying dude, but that girl actually is fat.


not really.
she's big....thick....not really fat though.
IMO anyway

medically speaking, i don't know.
perhaps if we had her height, weight and a BMI chart we coul get a handle on that, hah.



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 17,2009 2:38pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i always thought she was the best when she was about 16

yyaaaaa



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 2:38pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i always thought she was the best when she was about 16


yeah, there was something kinda sexy about innocent, not quite yet legal brittany



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 2:40pm edited Mar 17,2009 2:40pm
honestly, the more i look at the pic of the girl above, the less i care about her tits/body/size/shape and the more i get annoyed by that emo hair and ugly facial expression



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2009 2:41pm
kinda sexy? No sir, I'm talking "duct taped midget snuff" hot.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 2:42pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
kinda sexy? No sir, I'm talking "duct taped midget snuff" hot.


duct taped midget snuff? hahahaha!
amazing jim, just amazing



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 17,2009 2:47pm edited Mar 17,2009 2:48pm
in reference to that "fat" chick:




toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 2:54pm
backed.
like i said, her hair and facial expression annoys the piss out of me, but i would love to grab a fistfull of that stupid multi-colored hair with one hand, and a titty with the other, and spend the next hour makin her butt hurt



toggletoggle post by W3 @ WORK at Mar 17,2009 3:03pm
GANG BANG A FAT BROAD OR CUM IN A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WHILE POST ABOUT IT ON RTTP

and now cue Goratory.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 17,2009 3:20pm
the female employees here mostly resemble the clientele from Mos Eisley, but there are a handful of hot girls, and man are they hot. there is this one Greek girl with one of the top 3 best asses i've ever seen. i don't even look at it just because its beautiful, but because i can't believe its real. otherwise they are all fat fucking slugs.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 17,2009 3:42pm
Toilet cam or ur a pussy



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 17,2009 3:46pm
as I just recently posted elsewhere

The girl who delivers mail around here

Needless to say the gal has some primo body parts be poppin out all left and right-wise.

So when she comes around I stare like the neutered 25-year old white male in a stagnant, monogamous relationship that I am.

The d-bag who works in my general line of vision always manages to look up and notice me staring at these goodies and makes me not really savor my creepiness.

Goddammit.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Mar 17,2009 4:44pm
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
W3%20@%20WORK said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
thebloodening said[orig][quote]


first, that girl isn't really that big
second, i like fat chick tits, nice and heavy.
and lastly before you (predictably) say "that's because you are a fat slob and it's all you can get" (or something similar)
i have always been into bigger chicks (even in my teen years when i wasn't that big, even when i was 13 and not overweight at all).

in my opinion, most of the chicks that are considered to be "hot" by popular opinion have bodies like little boys. small ass, stick legs, flat chest.....if you are attracted to that, you secretly want to fuck 8 year old boys.

i dig proportionate thick chicks (thick in the middle, thick thighs, big round ass, big tits, pretty face).

of course there are plenty of skinny girls with pretty faces, and there are millions of disgustingly unattractive fat chicks.....but i'll take a big tittied fat chick over a pretty face screwed on to child's body any day.



I agree completely with this rant. I'd rather take a nice 250 lb. BBW out to a big hearty dinner and then lay into a nice big soft round badonkadonk than watch some 90 lb. little brat with no ass and no tits pick at a salad and then repeatedly crash my balls into her pelvic bone.

Hot fatties FTW!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI FUCK IT at Mar 17,2009 4:49pm
250 might be pushing it, but ASS + TITTIES = WIN



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Mar 17,2009 4:50pm
Anyone on here would rock the goggles.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 5:36pm edited Mar 17,2009 5:39pm
DYA%20NLI%20FUCK%20IT said[orig][quote]
250 might be pushing it, but ASS + TITTIES = WIN


it depends on the girl bro.
i banged a girl in florida who was 5'9" and 290
when she got naked, i couldn't believe it, tits were shapely and didn't hang low (i mean, they obviously weren't "perky", but they were far from droopy), ass was round (no cottage cheese/cellulite), body was all curved....and she had the tinyest little pussy....unbelievable!

on the other hand, i once fucked a girl who was only about 25 pounds over weight, looked great with the clothes on, but when she stripped down, cottage cheese thighs and butt cheeks, tits were droopy and jiggly, and her stomach formed into three spare tires when sat on the bed and started playing with herself.....and her twat....i don't know what was worse, the smell, or "beef curtains"

just depends how they are built and how well they carry it....




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2009 5:58pm
your insight is appreciate orgy



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 17,2009 6:03pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
your insight is appreciate orgy


you always know just the right thing to say
<3



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2009 6:23pm
can i get a western hj now?



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 17,2009 7:26pm edited Mar 17,2009 7:36pm
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
DYA%20NLI%20FUCK%20IT said[orig][quote]
250 might be pushing it, but ASS + TITTIES = WIN


it depends on the girl bro.
i banged a girl in florida who was 5'9" and 290
when she got naked, i couldn't believe it, tits were shapely and didn't hang low (i mean, they obviously weren't "perky", but they were far from droopy), ass was round (no cottage cheese/cellulite), body was all curved....and she had the tinyest little pussy....unbelievable!

on the other


Sorry but I gotta call bullshit bro. 5'9 and 290 lbs and NO cottage cheese/cellulite?

build has nothing to do with anything. if you're that height and you weight 290, you're obese reguardless of your frame and there is no way you're remotely tone.

at that height and weight, I dont care if she's built like bill goldberg. she is morbidly obese and won't likely survive past age 70.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 17,2009 7:30pm
backed

NO FAT CHICKS



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 17,2009 7:44pm
I work in a barbershop, mostly by myself. Therefore, the hottest girls at my work are either the hot moms or older sisters bringing in kids for me to cut OR the girls in the Playboys and Penthouse magazines we get sent every month that are in the back room, per request.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 17,2009 9:03pm
i gotta tell you, the idea of reading a playboy while a dude gives me a haircut is a little strange.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 17,2009 9:11pm
what about getting banged at a barber shop? http://bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/trailers?s=bbw4595



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 17,2009 9:25pm
I just cut the hair. Needless to say, if a dude started crankin it in my shop, not only would I physically toss him out, the police station is within throwing distence of my shop.
As for the girls coming in to start fucking everyone is sight.........Millis, Massachusetts is not that fun. At all.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2009 10:17pm
jimboNLI said[orig][quote]
i gotta tell you, the idea of reading a playboy while a dude gives me a haircut is mega hot.

fix'd



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 17,2009 10:38pm
That chick is hot, can we post more photos of her?

Preferably ones without the fucking glum facial expression, though.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 17,2009 10:38pm
BTW to all the dues saying she's a chunk, I would bet apples to oranges that she fucks like a champ.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 17,2009 10:43pm
She's fat in the tits. That's all I can see.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Mar 17,2009 11:44pm
I have fucked a fat chick or 2 and liked it. Yup. Its all about curves.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 17,2009 11:49pm edited Mar 17,2009 11:52pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said[orig][quote]
BTW to all the dues saying she's a chunk, I would bet apples to oranges that she fucks like a champ.


Just because she's obese you're betting she fucks like a champ?

I see no reason from her picture to think that. Unless you're just trying to make some baseless chubby-chaser point here.


in which case.. this bitch must fuck like a champ:






I have no problem having fulfilling sex with girls who's weight isn't a health issue.

in fact, I would be willing to gamble that anyone I've porked in the last 5 years, who would be considered average weight, can definately make my dick more excited then Rosie Odonnel up there.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 17,2009 11:54pm
Glum makes m BRICK, niggers.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Mar 18,2009 12:00am
i bet that girl has sharp knees



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 18,2009 12:02am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Glum makes m BRICK, niggers.


Hahahaha, fuck you.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 18,2009 12:05am
like honestly, what is wrong with these curves?



and look... she's probably not going to have a stroke in the next 4 days.

She has some actual tone to her and your hands dont sink in when you're grabbing on like you're trying to arm wrestle a moon walk.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 18,2009 12:20am
Don't act like it wouldn't be hot for a chick to have a stroke when you're fucking her.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 18,2009 12:25am
You posted a picture of a dude and jaba the hut.

POSTING FAIL.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 18,2009 12:28am
niccolai said[orig][quote]





Her face ruins everything.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 18,2009 12:30am



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 18,2009 12:34am
Who's that?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 18,2009 1:21am
Joyless. I'm into it... Even if she's not that hot.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2009 5:49am
of course a fat girl's pussy is "tight" and "little". the fat's like a jersey barricade for your dick.
you have to get passed the roadblock to get to the goods

hard to go ballsdeep when your balls are stuck at the boarder.


plus, I have a theory that fat chicks are like rabbits, bang them once and they will store the sperm cause their bodies know they aren't getting it again for a while.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 18,2009 9:16am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Glum makes m BRICK, niggers.


hahahaha, awesome



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 18,2009 9:16am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
the fat's like a jersey barricade for your dick.


hahahahahaha, also awesome



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 18,2009 10:14am
Arm wrestle a moon walk or you're a pussy



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 10:16am edited Mar 18,2009 10:17am

















not bad right?....








































































































toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Mar 18,2009 10:58am
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
niccolai said[orig][quote]





Her face ruins everything.


dood who are you lookin at, however she does need a lil more meat in the trunk.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 18,2009 11:05am
Reimroc: LOL @ INTERNET DISEASE



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 18,2009 11:07am
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
niccolai said[orig][quote]





Her face ruins everything.


we're talking bodies here.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 18,2009 11:09am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Reimroc: LOL @ INTERNET DISEASE


;)



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 18,2009 11:48am
someone works with these sluts:
http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4411716/1/10

but FUCKOUTTAHERE with that smiling shit



toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Mar 18,2009 11:49am
post pix cant see @ work



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Mar 18,2009 12:06pm
hahaha wow i would have never thought that beautiful face would have that massive body attached to it like a barnacle...



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 1:28pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
DYA%20NLI%20FUCK%20IT said[orig][quote]
250 might be pushing it, but ASS + TITTIES = WIN


it depends on the girl bro.
i banged a girl in florida who was 5'9" and 290
when she got naked, i couldn't believe it, tits were shapely and didn't hang low (i mean, they obviously weren't "perky", but they were far from droopy), ass was round (no cottage cheese/cellulite), body was all curved....and she had the tinyest little pussy....unbelievable!

on the other


Sorry but I gotta call bullshit bro. 5'9 and 290 lbs and NO cottage cheese/cellulite?

build has nothing to do with anything. if you're that height and you weight 290, you're obese reguardless of your frame and there is no way you're remotely tone.

at that height and weight, I dont care if she's built like bill goldberg. she is morbidly obese and won't likely survive past age 70.


call what ya want, i saw it with my own two fucking eyes.
was she fat? definately! fucking huge!
but everything was well shaped/proportioned, no cottage cheese.

i never said she wasn't fat, i just said, a girl can look good or bad at ANY size



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 1:33pm
W3%20@%20work said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
niccolai said[orig][quote]





Her face ruins everything.


dood who are you lookin at, however she does need a lil more meat in the trunk.


dude face, small tits, not nearly enough curve.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 1:36pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
of course a fat girl's pussy is "tight" and "little". the fat's like a jersey barricade for your dick.
you have to get passed the roadblock to get to the goods

hard to go ballsdeep when your balls are stuck at the boarder.


plus, I have a theory that fat chicks are like rabbits, bang them once and they will store the sperm cause their bodies know they aren't getting it again for a while.


haha.
funny, but seriously. when i spread her open, from the top of the clit to the bottom of the fuckhole was less than half an inch.....tiny pussy.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Mar 18,2009 1:41pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
W3%20@%20work said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
niccolai said[orig][quote]





Her face ruins everything.


dood who are you lookin at, however she does need a lil more meat in the trunk.


dude face, small tits, not nearly enough curve.


hardly a dood face and sorry not a tits guy so i think hers are pretty perfect in size, maybe one cupsize bigger but not too much more.

also i already said she needs a lil more junk in the trunk but besides that i dont see any reason why not to fuck this girl as many times possible and then dashing out on her at a Denny first thing in the morning.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 18,2009 1:51pm
looks like the kind of gal who won't go into a diabetic coma and need you to make her a sandwich mid-fucking = EW, GROSS. I'D NEVER TOUCH YOU.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 18,2009 1:52pm
but seriously, if that fat girl with the tight pussy lost weight. It's not her pussy that magically got larger. It's the outer wall of FAIL that has released it's surge upon pussy palace.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2009 1:59pm
or it would look bigger cause it was next to something smaller.
which looks smaller



or people would want to use it then and it would be like a party balloon after you blew it up and let the air out a few times. fagged out. Like a quitter sock.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2009 2:56pm
"like feeding a tic-tac to a whale"



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 18,2009 3:07pm
Like throwing a golf pencil into a mineshaft.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 3:13pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
but seriously, if that fat girl with the tight pussy lost weight. It's not her pussy that magically got larger. It's the outer wall of FAIL that has released it's surge upon pussy palace.


dude this wasn't just "by comparrison to the rest of her"
i mean the thing was tiny.
it has nothing to do with her being a fat chick, she just had a nice pussy



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 18,2009 3:16pm
well, obviously I'm generalizing. I know that a lot of fat girls have deceptively tight morning stars.

I have no idea what this particular plus-sized princess' soulsucker is like.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 18,2009 3:18pm
oh, and to clarify. I never meant to imply that I was claiming a "relative to the rest of her" thing.

But I am claiming that fat walls surround a vagina will compress and suffocate the danger zone.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 18,2009 3:18pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
looks like the kind of gal who won't go into a diabetic coma and need you to make her a sandwich mid-fucking = EW, GROSS. I'D NEVER TOUCH YOU.


you are the new champion of gay, lame-assed attempts at sarcasm.

anyway, i like big tits, hers are tiny, and i don't care what anyone says, that is very much a man face.

and i (nor any of the other fatty fuckers here) ever said a girl had to be "huge and diabetic", just thick, curvey, big jugs, big ass, pretty face.

i have seen women of all shapes and sizes that i find attractive, but the best looking girls i have even seen, as well as all of the best sex i have ever had was with girls who were overweight (be it 5 pounds or 100 pounds over, does not matter, all about shape and how much of the weight is in what area of the body)



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 18,2009 3:19pm
Soulsucker, haha.



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI FUCK IT at Mar 18,2009 3:29pm
DANGER ZONE = THREAD OVAR



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 18,2009 3:34pm
*fakes thread spike*

*hands thread to referee politely*



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2009 3:59pm
think of it as orgy "thinning the herd" just like a black dude. granted in college every "thick women's beautiful" homeboy was always banging the skinniest white girl he could find.



toggletoggle post by silverhaireddevil at Mar 18,2009 6:45pm
fat girls usually give great head though...i have to imagine they are thinking about twinkies.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2009 8:18pm
BLEACH FILLED TWINKIES?
it's more likely then you think.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 19,2009 1:36am
I don't know, I've never banged a fat girl. Maybe I'm missing out.

I just don't have a problem getting my rocks off the socially acceptable way.

So until fit, tone, sexy bodies don't do it for me, I'll hit up papaginos for a quicky.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 19,2009 1:45am
i'd like to take this moment to praise brain for his onomatopoetic spiels :P



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