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returntothepit >> discuss >> THE JOKE THREAD by Seth on Mar 9,2009 3:19pm
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toggletoggle post by Seth at Mar 9,2009 3:19pm
So what jokes can well tell to make us laugh on a line here while at work or just doing shit? Sorry I am not a comedian an suck at that, so go nutS!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 9,2009 3:29pm
Why did the chicken cross the road






To get to the other side BISH!










toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 3:29pm
a guy walks into a church and murders the pastor.










waka waka!



toggletoggle post by Seth at Mar 9,2009 5:19pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
a guy walks into a church and murders the pastor.










waka waka!

His mission is not over...



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 9,2009 5:24pm
what do you get when you mix a black and jew?
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i don't know either, but it isn't welcome in my house



toggletoggle post by Seth at Mar 9,2009 5:25pm
What about a jew and columbian?



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 9,2009 5:35pm
ummm, a coffee harvester who controls the media



toggletoggle post by Seth at Mar 9,2009 7:26pm



toggletoggle post by Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski at Feb 27,2013 1:05pm
A man walks into a bar with a small piano, and a twelve inch
pianist.....wooo hohohooooooo I can't tell that one



toggletoggle post by Rabbi Axl Goldbaum Shamanamanamanamakniessky at Feb 27,2013 2:39pm
Oy, say what you want about us, but you goyims wouldn't know a funny Jew joke if it bit you in the tuchhus! We write the best ones!



toggletoggle post by Jew Humor Scholar at Feb 27,2013 8:35pm
Like the characters on “Family Guy,” McFarlane’s long-running TV cartoon, the stuffed bear’s function is to make others squirm with inappropriate, arguably hateful comments. His focus during the Oscars was on gaining acceptance in Hollywood — so he could attend an orgy after the ceremony — and his strategy was ingratiating himself to the industry’s Jews.

“You know what’s interesting? All those actors I just named are part Jewish,” the bear informed Wahlberg, after naming nominees Joaquin Phoenix, Alan Arkin and Daniel Day-Lewis. (For the record, Arkin is Jewish on both sides of his family, and Phoenix and Day-Lewis have Jewish mothers.)

“Oh, okay,” Wahlberg responded, pretending to be a bit flustered.

“What about you? You’ve got a ‘berg’ on the end of your name. Are you Jewish?” continued the bear, voiced by McFarlane.

When Wahlberg clarified that he’s Catholic, the stuffed animal whispered, “Wrong answer. Try again.”

The segment then shifted into a series of claims by the character that he’s Jewish, including the news that he “was born Theodore Shapiro,” and that “I would like to donate money to Israel and continue to work in Hollywood forever. Thank you.”

The bear also boasted he’d receive a private plane at “the next secret synagogue meeting.”

http://www.timesofisrael.com/oscars-awkward-jew-jokes/



toggletoggle post by punk potenza at Feb 27,2013 10:14pm
why are there no hot jewish girls???????














cause they havent been in the over since the 40s OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



toggletoggle post by punk potenza at Feb 27,2013 10:27pm
ment over not over. hope the was apparent ya know jews and ovens they go hand and hand. i think we came up with the term oven dweller at SB pratice one time. we were working gg covers for a halloween and dave kept on fuckin up. mike got so mad he called him an oven dwelling piece of shit.



toggletoggle post by another troll at Feb 27,2013 11:33pm
Where do black jews go?


To the back of the oven!!


Why to tigers lick their balls?


To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth!!!


What do you call 40 black guys in a field?


Vintage farm equipment.



toggletoggle post by Racist Joke Advocate at Feb 28,2013 2:10am
A fire breaks out in a school in Beijing. Nobody survived. The students and staff were able to escape the building in record time, but then for some reason sprinted back into the building and proceeded to sit in seats previously not assigned to them.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 1,2013 12:38am
whats the difference between a black girls pussy and a bowling ball??




if a man absolutely had to, he could eat a bowling ball.



toggletoggle post by Thunderdefecation at Mar 1,2013 9:32am


SUPPORT GAY MARRIDGE



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